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DUmmie FUnnies 03-19-08 (DUmmies Cry Cry CRY Over Obama Speech)
DUmmie FUnnies ^ | March 19, 2008 | DUmmies and PJ-Comix

Posted on 03/19/2008 6:08:30 AM PDT by PJ-Comix

When reading of the DUmmie reaction to Obama's speech yesterday, the Johnny Ray emotion-laden song CRY was brought to mind along with another crying song on the flip side of the same record called THE LITTLE WHITE CLOUD THAT CRIED. This record was released at the end of 1951 and, amazingly, became the #1 and #2 hits respectively. Johnny Ray was noted for giving over the top performances of these songs in which he would almost always break out with tears flowing down his face. One possible reason for the emotional performances is that Ray probably realized that his career was over even before the release of the songs because of his arrest due to a "wide-stance" type of situation in a burlesque theater bathroom shortly before he shot to fame. Ray flamed out early after these songs were released but they are considered an early precursor to rock'n'roll. Okay enough with the musicology lesson for today but the best way to read this DUmmie THREAD titled, "Michelle Obama and others seen crying after Barack's Speech," is while listening to these "Cry" songs. So let us now watch the DUmmies Cry Cry CRY over the Obama speech in Bolshevik Red while the commentary of your humble correspondent, thinking that Ray's "The Little White Cloud That Cried" could serve as a great source for another Charles Henrickson song parody to join his "Cry" parody, is in the [brackets]:

Michelle Obama and others seen crying after Barack's Speech

[If your sweetheart sends a letter of goodbye
It's no secret you'll feel better if you cry
When waking from a bad dream
Don't you sometimes think it's real?
But it's only false emotions that you feel.]

The candidate's wife, Michelle Obama, sat in the front row during the speech. She was very emotional and could be seen crying backstage after the speech was over, given the subject matter of her husband's oratory.

[If your heartaches seem to hang around too long
And your blues keep getting bluer with each song
Remember sunshine can be found behind a cloudy sky
So let your hair down and go on and cry.]

The truth shall set you free! Now I feel like crying.

[I went walkin' down by the river
Feeling very sad inside
When all at once I saw in the sky
The little white cloud that cried.

I'm tearing up just reading ABOUT it.. I can only imagine when I actually take the time to listen to Obama's Speech.

[He told me he was very lonesome
And no one cared if he lived or died
And said sometimes the thunder and lightning
Make all little clouds hide.]

If you didn't cry, someone needs to check your pulse. It was a speech that christens an era.

[He said "Have faith in all kinds of weather"
"For the sun will always shine"
"Do your best and always remember"
"The dark clouds pass with time"]

My eyes got a little teary... but prior to the speech sitting through Pat Buchanan's screeching bombastic view of America made me weep. Desolation followed by the "Audacity of Hope".

[He asked me if I'd tell all my world
Just how hard those little clouds try
That's how I know I'll always remember
The little white cloud that sat right down and cried.]

It brought tears to my eyes.

[If your heartaches seem to hang around too long
And your blues keep getting bluer with each song
Well now, remember sunshine can be found
Behind a cloudy sky
So let your hair down and go right on and cry.]

Sing it.

[Johnny Ray already did.]

I am about to tear up again seeing this photograph.

[The photo above makes me laugh so hard it brings tears to my eyes.]

okay okay I admit that I love obama too but I also know that after this Wright thing he can NOT win the GE and I wish that he would....listening to his speech today i shed tears too and I am a Hillary supporter

[Killjoy!]

Your post has touched me more than any other I've read today

[It makes me want to break out a hanky and Cry Cry CRY!]

i started to tear up while reading the text on my phone at a restaurant. i had to stop reading it.

[Did you order a teardrop tomato salad?]

He's too good for us

[WE ARE NOT WORTHY!!!]

This was a very profound, moving day! I will never forget it!

[Did you smoke a cigarette afterwards?]

I teared up at work. Anyone who has a heart and cares for his/her fellow man/woman cannot help but be moved. The safe thing to have done would have been to throw Wright under the bus. But he didn't. He showed that, as an imperfect person himself, he loved another imperfect person. And what he said is that all of us, with all of our imperfections, working together, are the best thing about this country.

[Instead Obama safely threw his white grandmother under the bus by accusing her of being a racist.]

Fortunately, I sneezed about two minutes later and had an excuse for the tearing up.

[KAZUNHEIT!]

Wow. the speech didn't make me cry but this thread is choking me up.

[Sniff!]

I missed the live telecast, but couldn't wait to read the text when I got back to the office. Once I found it, I shared the speech with my coworker. As we were reading it, we would turn to each other every few minutes to share what we were feeling.

[Did you cry on each others' shoulders?]

I just watched it again..I am such a pussy. Where the f*ck did I put the freaken kleenex?

[In Johnny Ray's pocket.]

Arghh.. enough crying already. My eyes are bout swollen shut. How long has it been since we were so proud of something, or something in our country, that it made us CRY?

[When John Kerry won by a landslide in the 2004 exit polls.]

When my mother listened to it a few hours ago, she told me she cried at the end

[Pied Piper Pitt cried to the tune of "Tears of a Clown."]

I called in sick so I could watch it. I was seen crying in my recliner. My tough husband--who didn't cry when his father died--came home from work and blubbered like a baby.

[Obama giving a CYA speech is so much more emotional than the death of a parent.]

Obama could read the phone book and some people would faint clear away.

[And leave the yellow pages wet with tears.]


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KEYWORDS: barackobama; dummies; johnnyray; nobama
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To: armymarinemom
They sound a lot like a spouse trying to believe the best of their beloved even if beloved has been found to be a cheating rat.

Think Mr. & Mrs. Joey Buttafucco.

21 posted on 03/19/2008 6:34:55 AM PDT by PJ-Comix (Join the DUmmie FUnnies PING List ---The BIGGEST on the FR!!!)
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To: Clemenza
No wonder Martin Milner always looked nervous when he was in the car with George.

That's why Tod had a rule about never sleeping over at the YMCA.

22 posted on 03/19/2008 6:36:19 AM PDT by PJ-Comix (Join the DUmmie FUnnies PING List ---The BIGGEST on the FR!!!)
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To: PJ-Comix

“How long has it been since we were so proud of something, or something in our country, that it made us CRY?”

Taking a cue from Michelle.


23 posted on 03/19/2008 6:36:51 AM PDT by imskylark
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To: Mercat

LFT or needs a Kewpie doll.


24 posted on 03/19/2008 6:36:51 AM PDT by Hoodlum91 (I support global warming.)
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To: PJ-Comix
Tod "straightened up" to become a cop in LA.

"One Adam 12, we have the report of a washed up actor exposing himself in a public restroom on Wilshire, Over!"

25 posted on 03/19/2008 6:37:54 AM PDT by Clemenza (I Live in New Jersey for the Same Reason People Slow Down to Look at Car Crashes)
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To: PJ-Comix

My reaction was different. I had to contain my vomit when he delivered his waffle and hustle speech. Obama wants me to treat him like any white politician (so he says). Okay. I keep imagining that he is a white dude whose best friends are racists, antisemitic a-holes, and Marxists. Sorry, Obambi, you failed the sniff test. I don’t care what colour your skin is, but I do care very much about your ideology and the company that you keep.

Many are willing to give him a pass. I am not. If some white politician attended a church that preached hate against blacks, latinos, asians, and jews and he was best friends with the minister of said church, then I’d openly campaign against the dumbass. Obama is the worst of both worlds - he is a commie and a racist.


26 posted on 03/19/2008 6:38:25 AM PDT by Army Air Corps (Four fried chickens and a coke)
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To: PJ-Comix
This was a very profound, moving day! I will never forget it!

It was a profound moving day for me too. I moved an old chair down to the basement bedroom and now I have room by the fireplace to lean my Lazy Boy all the way back.

He showed that, as an imperfect person himself, he loved another imperfect person.

Our Savior Obamamama is imperfect?? Blasphemy!! To the dungeon with you, the boiling oil will stop your blasphemous tongue wagging!

When my mother listened to it a few hours ago, she told me she cried at the end

She told you that because she didn't want you to know she was crying over you wasting your life in her basement typing this kind of pathetic garbage on the computer you still owe her for.

27 posted on 03/19/2008 6:38:32 AM PDT by epow (The scriptures teach that rulers should be men who rule in the fear of God, - Noah Webster, ca 1823))
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To: Always Right
...I was particularly touched by his Obama’s willingness to throw his Grandma under the bus...

Well, come on. She's 86 years old. What chance is there that she'll be of any further use to him at that age? He might as well squeeze whatever he can out of her...
28 posted on 03/19/2008 6:42:17 AM PDT by Cheburashka (Liberalism: a tale told by an idiot, full of sound and fury, signifying nothing.)
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To: PJ-Comix
CeilingBama
29 posted on 03/19/2008 6:42:39 AM PDT by listenhillary (There's more people in the wagon, than there is pushin')
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To: PJ-Comix
He's too good for us

OMG.
30 posted on 03/19/2008 6:43:23 AM PDT by Vision ("If God so clothes the grass of the field...will He not much more clothe you...?" -Matthew 6:30)
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To: PJ-Comix
If you didn't cry, someone needs to check your pulse. It was a speech that christens an era.

Back to the 1950 and 1960 era.

It brought tears to my eyes.

Quit passing gas.

I am about to tear up again seeing this photograph.

[The photo above makes me laugh so hard it brings tears to my eyes.]


HEE!! HEE!! Still my favorite from the 2004 elections. Thanks for posting that picture.

okay okay I admit that I love obama too but I also know that after this Wright thing he can NOT win the GE and I wish that he would....listening to his speech today i shed tears too and I am a Hillary supporter

[Killjoy!]

Thread hijacker!!! This is about B Hussein O.

I called in sick so I could watch it.

I GOT sick after watching a few minutes of the replay. BARF bags needed to watch that crap.

I was seen crying in my recliner.

Cry me a river of racist hatred.

My tough husband--who didn't cry when his father died--came home from work and blubbered like a baby.

I bet he won't tell his work buddies he cried.

31 posted on 03/19/2008 6:45:36 AM PDT by Arrowhead1952 (His middle name is NOT Hussein for being a Christian.)
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To: PJ-Comix
Michelle Obama and others seen crying after Barack's Speech

It was the first time in her adult life she felt verklempt after a Barack speech.

32 posted on 03/19/2008 6:47:11 AM PDT by Charles Henrickson (Yes we cry!)
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To: PJ-Comix
She was very emotional and could be seen crying backstage after the speech was over, given the subject matter of her husband's oratory.

Must have been the part where BO threw his white grandma under the bus. Michelle really liked that part.

33 posted on 03/19/2008 6:48:47 AM PDT by Charles Henrickson (Yes we cry!)
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To: PJ-Comix
If you didn't cry, someone needs to check your pulse. It was a speech that christens an era.

Sorry, sounded like a black racism "I Have A Dream" kind of speech, and my pulse is just fine, thank you.

34 posted on 03/19/2008 6:49:38 AM PDT by NRA1995 (Bill Clinton: HILLARY!'s other big ass)
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To: PJ-Comix
It was a speech that christens an era.

THE DAY WHEN EVERYTHING FINALLY CHANGED!

35 posted on 03/19/2008 6:52:58 AM PDT by Charles Henrickson (Yes we cry!)
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To: PJ-Comix
Ugh, what a bunch of cultists. The rest of the world puked, puked, PUKED when we heard Obama’s “I Have An Excuse” speech.
36 posted on 03/19/2008 6:53:59 AM PDT by MitchellC (Thomas Sowell: 'I will be delighted.. if someone with such views gets elected.' ArmorforCongress.com)
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To: PJ-Comix
If you didn't cry, someone needs to check your pulse. It was a speech that christens an era.

Get a freakin' grip already, you moron.

37 posted on 03/19/2008 6:55:09 AM PDT by denydenydeny (Expel the priest and you don't inaugurate the age of reason, you get the witch doctor--Paul Johnson)
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To: Clemenza
A Giuliani/Obama debate would be REALLY annoying.

TV on. Sound Off. Play Mozart's Piano Concerto 26 on the stereo.

38 posted on 03/19/2008 6:56:00 AM PDT by Loud Mime (If Muslims love death, why do they have hospitals?)
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To: PJ-Comix
It was a speech that christens an era.

"Yesterday, March 18, 2008, a date which will live in idiocy. . . ."

39 posted on 03/19/2008 6:56:08 AM PDT by Charles Henrickson (Yes we cry!)
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To: Loud Mime
Obama does the same with hope and change.

Deval Patrick (gov of MA) did the same! Saw that at the annual St. Patrick's Day breakfast in Boston, one of the speakers quipped that with all this shouting for "change," some politicians were indistinguishable from the bums on Boylston St. begging for handouts! :)

40 posted on 03/19/2008 6:56:33 AM PDT by maryz
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