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DUmmie FUnnies 03-19-08 (DUmmies Cry Cry CRY Over Obama Speech)
DUmmie FUnnies ^ | March 19, 2008 | DUmmies and PJ-Comix

Posted on 03/19/2008 6:08:30 AM PDT by PJ-Comix

When reading of the DUmmie reaction to Obama's speech yesterday, the Johnny Ray emotion-laden song CRY was brought to mind along with another crying song on the flip side of the same record called THE LITTLE WHITE CLOUD THAT CRIED. This record was released at the end of 1951 and, amazingly, became the #1 and #2 hits respectively. Johnny Ray was noted for giving over the top performances of these songs in which he would almost always break out with tears flowing down his face. One possible reason for the emotional performances is that Ray probably realized that his career was over even before the release of the songs because of his arrest due to a "wide-stance" type of situation in a burlesque theater bathroom shortly before he shot to fame. Ray flamed out early after these songs were released but they are considered an early precursor to rock'n'roll. Okay enough with the musicology lesson for today but the best way to read this DUmmie THREAD titled, "Michelle Obama and others seen crying after Barack's Speech," is while listening to these "Cry" songs. So let us now watch the DUmmies Cry Cry CRY over the Obama speech in Bolshevik Red while the commentary of your humble correspondent, thinking that Ray's "The Little White Cloud That Cried" could serve as a great source for another Charles Henrickson song parody to join his "Cry" parody, is in the [brackets]:

Michelle Obama and others seen crying after Barack's Speech

[If your sweetheart sends a letter of goodbye
It's no secret you'll feel better if you cry
When waking from a bad dream
Don't you sometimes think it's real?
But it's only false emotions that you feel.]

The candidate's wife, Michelle Obama, sat in the front row during the speech. She was very emotional and could be seen crying backstage after the speech was over, given the subject matter of her husband's oratory.

[If your heartaches seem to hang around too long
And your blues keep getting bluer with each song
Remember sunshine can be found behind a cloudy sky
So let your hair down and go on and cry.]

The truth shall set you free! Now I feel like crying.

[I went walkin' down by the river
Feeling very sad inside
When all at once I saw in the sky
The little white cloud that cried.

I'm tearing up just reading ABOUT it.. I can only imagine when I actually take the time to listen to Obama's Speech.

[He told me he was very lonesome
And no one cared if he lived or died
And said sometimes the thunder and lightning
Make all little clouds hide.]

If you didn't cry, someone needs to check your pulse. It was a speech that christens an era.

[He said "Have faith in all kinds of weather"
"For the sun will always shine"
"Do your best and always remember"
"The dark clouds pass with time"]

My eyes got a little teary... but prior to the speech sitting through Pat Buchanan's screeching bombastic view of America made me weep. Desolation followed by the "Audacity of Hope".

[He asked me if I'd tell all my world
Just how hard those little clouds try
That's how I know I'll always remember
The little white cloud that sat right down and cried.]

It brought tears to my eyes.

[If your heartaches seem to hang around too long
And your blues keep getting bluer with each song
Well now, remember sunshine can be found
Behind a cloudy sky
So let your hair down and go right on and cry.]

Sing it.

[Johnny Ray already did.]

I am about to tear up again seeing this photograph.

[The photo above makes me laugh so hard it brings tears to my eyes.]

okay okay I admit that I love obama too but I also know that after this Wright thing he can NOT win the GE and I wish that he would....listening to his speech today i shed tears too and I am a Hillary supporter

[Killjoy!]

Your post has touched me more than any other I've read today

[It makes me want to break out a hanky and Cry Cry CRY!]

i started to tear up while reading the text on my phone at a restaurant. i had to stop reading it.

[Did you order a teardrop tomato salad?]

He's too good for us

[WE ARE NOT WORTHY!!!]

This was a very profound, moving day! I will never forget it!

[Did you smoke a cigarette afterwards?]

I teared up at work. Anyone who has a heart and cares for his/her fellow man/woman cannot help but be moved. The safe thing to have done would have been to throw Wright under the bus. But he didn't. He showed that, as an imperfect person himself, he loved another imperfect person. And what he said is that all of us, with all of our imperfections, working together, are the best thing about this country.

[Instead Obama safely threw his white grandmother under the bus by accusing her of being a racist.]

Fortunately, I sneezed about two minutes later and had an excuse for the tearing up.

[KAZUNHEIT!]

Wow. the speech didn't make me cry but this thread is choking me up.

[Sniff!]

I missed the live telecast, but couldn't wait to read the text when I got back to the office. Once I found it, I shared the speech with my coworker. As we were reading it, we would turn to each other every few minutes to share what we were feeling.

[Did you cry on each others' shoulders?]

I just watched it again..I am such a pussy. Where the f*ck did I put the freaken kleenex?

[In Johnny Ray's pocket.]

Arghh.. enough crying already. My eyes are bout swollen shut. How long has it been since we were so proud of something, or something in our country, that it made us CRY?

[When John Kerry won by a landslide in the 2004 exit polls.]

When my mother listened to it a few hours ago, she told me she cried at the end

[Pied Piper Pitt cried to the tune of "Tears of a Clown."]

I called in sick so I could watch it. I was seen crying in my recliner. My tough husband--who didn't cry when his father died--came home from work and blubbered like a baby.

[Obama giving a CYA speech is so much more emotional than the death of a parent.]

Obama could read the phone book and some people would faint clear away.

[And leave the yellow pages wet with tears.]


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KEYWORDS: barackobama; dummies; johnnyray; nobama
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Another celeb with a "wide-stance" problem was George Maharis. That's why Tod Stiles used to get very nervous whenever Buz Murdock had to get out of the Corvette and use the gas station restrooms along Route 66.
1 posted on 03/19/2008 6:08:31 AM PDT by PJ-Comix
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To: Xenalyte; RMDupree; AlexW; CzarNicky; Mike Fieschko; motzman; codercpc; thingumbob; tje; ml1954; ...

PING!


2 posted on 03/19/2008 6:09:31 AM PDT by PJ-Comix (Join the DUmmie FUnnies PING List ---The BIGGEST on the FR!!!)
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To: PJ-Comix
The truth shall set you free! Now I feel like crying.

Yeah, it was nice that he finally told the truth about hearing controversial sermons instead of the denial he said just a few days before. I was particularly touched by his Obama's willingness to throw his Grandma under the bus. Then the class welfare stuff, just great uniting stuff there.

3 posted on 03/19/2008 6:11:11 AM PDT by Always Right (Was it over when the Germans bombed Pearl Harbor?)
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To: PJ-Comix

“Obama could read the phone book and some people would faint clear away. “

Sadly, that’s true. once again showing that his speeches are largely about tone of voice rather than substance.


4 posted on 03/19/2008 6:11:40 AM PDT by Hoodlum91 (I support global warming.)
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To: PJ-Comix
I'm tearing up just reading ABOUT it.. I can only imagine when I actually take the time to listen to Obama's Speech.

As one who did listen, don't bother.

5 posted on 03/19/2008 6:13:25 AM PDT by Always Right (Was it over when the Germans bombed Pearl Harbor?)
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To: Always Right

Grandma’s white - so he could throw her under the bus and not lose support from his base.

This is good, though. I was hoping Obama would stick to the perpetually aggrieved storyline.

Now when Hillary steals the nomination from him, the “p.a.” will stay home.


6 posted on 03/19/2008 6:14:31 AM PDT by MrB (You can't reason people out of a position that they didn't use reason to get into in the first place)
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To: PJ-Comix

I particularly liked the story at the end where some apparent pedophile or something is following around a nine-year old girl.


7 posted on 03/19/2008 6:14:48 AM PDT by Always Right (Was it over when the Germans bombed Pearl Harbor?)
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To: PJ-Comix

Top ten again. Now back to read.


8 posted on 03/19/2008 6:15:25 AM PDT by Arrowhead1952 (His middle name is NOT Hussein for being a Christian.)
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To: PJ-Comix

Ten


10 posted on 03/19/2008 6:21:00 AM PDT by Squeako (Big Tent Republicanism is NOT Conservatism.)
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To: PJ-Comix

Well, I have to admit, my eyes are also burning this morning. But it’s due to my sinuses. They’re driving me nuts today.

As for these DUmmies, what else should we expect?


11 posted on 03/19/2008 6:21:43 AM PDT by bcsco (To heck with a third party. We need a second one....)
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To: PJ-Comix
Top ten business posts.
12 posted on 03/19/2008 6:23:00 AM PDT by NeoCaveman (El Conservo Tribe, tribal name "Avoids Fort Marcy Park". Watching the Rat Fight.)
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To: PJ-Comix

No wonder Martin Milner always looked nervous when he was in the car with George.


13 posted on 03/19/2008 6:26:43 AM PDT by Clemenza (I Live in New Jersey for the Same Reason People Slow Down to Look at Car Crashes)
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To: F15Eagle; PJ-Comix; Xenalyte; RMDupree; AlexW; CzarNicky; Mike Fieschko; motzman; codercpc; ...

They said that Guliani would use a noun, a verb and 9-11 in every sentence. Now we see that Obama does the same with hope and change.

That’s a great cartoon!


14 posted on 03/19/2008 6:28:29 AM PDT by Loud Mime (If Muslims love death, why do they have hospitals?)
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To: Loud Mime

A Giuliani/Obama debate would be REALLY annoying.


15 posted on 03/19/2008 6:29:10 AM PDT by Clemenza (I Live in New Jersey for the Same Reason People Slow Down to Look at Car Crashes)
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To: PJ-Comix
They sound a lot like a spouse trying to believe the best of their beloved even if beloved has been found to be a cheating rat. The poor souls are so far gone that the divisiveness of BOH’s speech falls on deaf ears.
16 posted on 03/19/2008 6:29:32 AM PDT by armymarinemom (My sons freed Iraqi and Afghan Honor Roll students.)
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To: Hoodlum91

That post has a hint of LFT about it. :-)


17 posted on 03/19/2008 6:30:23 AM PDT by Mercat (If anyone considers himself religious and yet does not keep a tight rein on his tongue)
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To: PJ-Comix

Top 5 considering the piousness of it all.


18 posted on 03/19/2008 6:32:27 AM PDT by rollo tomasi (Working hard to pay for deadbeats and corrupt politicians.)
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To: Squeako
nineteen/top 20 These DUmmies need some happy pills.
19 posted on 03/19/2008 6:33:53 AM PDT by darkangel82 (If you're not part of the solution, you are part of the problem. (Say no to RINOs))
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To: PJ-Comix

“He’s too good for us”

Good Grief!


20 posted on 03/19/2008 6:34:07 AM PDT by imskylark
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