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WIPE OUT GLOBAL WARMING: CROW PROPOSES LIMITS ON TOILET PAPER - It's NOT satire
washingtonpost ^ | 4/23/07 | GeorgiaDawg32

Posted on 04/23/2007 2:49:29 AM PDT by GeorgiaDawg32

Crow (4/19, Springfield, Tenn.): I have spent the better part of this tour trying to come up with easy ways for us all to become a part of the solution to global warming. Although my ideas are in the earliest stages of development, they are, in my mind, worth investigating. One of my favorites is in the area of forest conservation which we heavily rely on for oxygen. I propose a limitation be put on how many squares of toilet paper can be used in any one sitting. Now, I don't want to rob any law-abiding American of his or her God-given rights, but I think we are an industrious enough people that we can make it work with only one square per restroom visit, except, of course, on those pesky occasions where 2 to 3 could be required.

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To: StarCMC

Sheryl Crow. It’s a she, but still dumb as a box of rocks.


121 posted on 04/23/2007 5:29:36 AM PDT by Arrowhead1952 (Guns don't kill people. None of my guns ever left the house at night and killed anyone.)
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To: StarCMC
Seinfeld "The Stall" Clip
122 posted on 04/23/2007 5:30:14 AM PDT by armymarinemom (My sons freed Iraqi and Afghan Honor Roll students.)
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To: GeorgiaDawg32
Every time I see this crowd speak I ask myself “What are they selling, in this case it’s stupidity...


123 posted on 04/23/2007 5:30:19 AM PDT by darkwing104 (Let's get dangerous)
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To: PBRSTREETGANG
Typo. They forgot the "h".

LOL!

124 posted on 04/23/2007 5:30:58 AM PDT by syriacus (Princeton's Peter Singer-"It's OK to kill flawed infants." Cho-"It's OK to kill flawed students.")
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To: Doctor Raoul

I wonder if they are going to have any doctors commenting on her suggustion. Seems to me that is one hell of a way to pass around E-coli.


125 posted on 04/23/2007 5:31:12 AM PDT by mware (By all that you hold dear..Doing real on this good earth... I bid you stand! Men of the West!)
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To: StarCMC

BTTT


126 posted on 04/23/2007 5:34:55 AM PDT by E.G.C.
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To: GeorgiaDawg32

She’ll continue using toilet paper she just wants the rest of us to stop... After all, she is so darn special like algore, and company.


127 posted on 04/23/2007 5:37:34 AM PDT by television is just wrong
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To: Syntyr

“I say we all start shipping her the cardboard tubes from our empty toilet paper rolls.”

Great Idea! There’s enough room on a toilet paper tube for a stamp and address:

Sheryl Crow
C/O A&M Records
2220 Colorado Ave.
Santa Monica, CA 90404


128 posted on 04/23/2007 5:38:26 AM PDT by Rb ver. 2.0
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To: PJ-Comix

Yea, and I’m suspicious about the value of recycling paper. It has to take lots of energy to do it.


129 posted on 04/23/2007 5:39:39 AM PDT by Conservativegreatgrandma
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To: GeorgiaDawg32

Nothing like having an a$$wipe tell you how to wipe your a$$.


130 posted on 04/23/2007 5:40:59 AM PDT by NRA1995 (Hillary sings like Granny Clampett auditioning for "American Idol")
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To: Caipirabob

What does she do? Is she a scientist or something?


131 posted on 04/23/2007 5:41:35 AM PDT by Paisan
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To: GeorgiaDawg32
I propose a limitation be put on how many squares of toilet paper can be used in any one sitting.

And I'll bet she wrote that while traversing the country in a private jet.

132 posted on 04/23/2007 5:58:20 AM PDT by Smedley
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To: StarCMC; MeekOneGOP; Conspiracy Guy; DocRock; King Prout; Darksheare; OSHA; martin_fierro; ...



133 posted on 04/23/2007 5:59:30 AM PDT by Slings and Arrows ("I AM A SEXY SHOELESS GOD OF WAR!!!" --http://www.giantitp.com/comics/oots0439.html)
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To: GeorgiaDawg32

I actually did a bit of an investigation before I was convinced this wasn’t an article from “The Onion”


134 posted on 04/23/2007 5:59:50 AM PDT by Smedley
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To: armymarinemom

that is what I was thinking about as well, lol!

You know, I don’t want to be gross, but what is Sheryl’s plan for those who have stomach problems like IBS, Crone’s, etc...? Or how bout when women have that time of the month and definately need more than one square when going to the bathroom.

She is pathetic! How does she propose this idea becomes a law and how is it to be policed? UGH, I don’t even want to think about it.


135 posted on 04/23/2007 6:02:45 AM PDT by Halls (check out my profile and it will explain everything!)
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To: GeorgiaDawg32
Ms. Crow -

You go to my home state and find yourself blogging about bathroom matters?

You really are a Leftist, aren't you? You want to control every aspect of the lives of the "little people" while you do what you want. Congratulations on the biodisel bus. What a smart way to save fossil fuel. I do hope you aren't breathing on it. That would release Carbon Dioxide, the gas you claim is causing global warming.

I won't correct your science. You are famous and play guitar, so I doubt you would understand or care. You are a card carrying member of the church of global warming, anything not approved by Al Gore you don't believe.

In closing Ms. Crow, please stay the hell out of Tennessee and my bathroom habits are none of your damn business.

Volunteer

136 posted on 04/23/2007 6:03:00 AM PDT by Volunteer (Just so you know, I am ashamed the Dixie Chicks make records in Nashville.)
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To: StarCMC; GeorgiaDawg32; Arrowhead1952; acad1228; AliVeritas; aomagrat; beachn4fun; BIGLOOK; ...

Please see reply 111


137 posted on 04/23/2007 6:06:35 AM PDT by Valin (History takes time. It is not an instant thing.)
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To: Halls
She is pathetic! How does she propose this idea becomes a law and how is it to be policed?

Yikes. That's a good question. Hollyweird really does need to get over their fixation with potty issues. Enema's are all the rage in Hollywood from what I have heard. They are a strange group of people.

138 posted on 04/23/2007 6:10:30 AM PDT by armymarinemom (My sons freed Iraqi and Afghan Honor Roll students.)
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To: Diogenesis


139 posted on 04/23/2007 6:10:35 AM PDT by SkyPilot
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To: Inyo-Mono
Ok, I know this will sound dumb, but who is this Crow person? Must be a singer right?

All she wants to do is have some fun, until the sun comes up on the Santa Monica Boulevard.

Provocative, ain't it? ;-)

140 posted on 04/23/2007 6:15:45 AM PDT by Allegra (Hey! Quiet Down Out There!)
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