Posted on 04/23/2007 2:49:29 AM PDT by GeorgiaDawg32
Crow (4/19, Springfield, Tenn.): I have spent the better part of this tour trying to come up with easy ways for us all to become a part of the solution to global warming. Although my ideas are in the earliest stages of development, they are, in my mind, worth investigating. One of my favorites is in the area of forest conservation which we heavily rely on for oxygen. I propose a limitation be put on how many squares of toilet paper can be used in any one sitting. Now, I don't want to rob any law-abiding American of his or her God-given rights, but I think we are an industrious enough people that we can make it work with only one square per restroom visit, except, of course, on those pesky occasions where 2 to 3 could be required.
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Sheryl Crow. It’s a she, but still dumb as a box of rocks.
LOL!
I wonder if they are going to have any doctors commenting on her suggustion. Seems to me that is one hell of a way to pass around E-coli.
BTTT
She’ll continue using toilet paper she just wants the rest of us to stop... After all, she is so darn special like algore, and company.
“I say we all start shipping her the cardboard tubes from our empty toilet paper rolls.”
Great Idea! There’s enough room on a toilet paper tube for a stamp and address:
Sheryl Crow
C/O A&M Records
2220 Colorado Ave.
Santa Monica, CA 90404
Yea, and I’m suspicious about the value of recycling paper. It has to take lots of energy to do it.
Nothing like having an a$$wipe tell you how to wipe your a$$.
What does she do? Is she a scientist or something?
And I'll bet she wrote that while traversing the country in a private jet.
I actually did a bit of an investigation before I was convinced this wasn’t an article from “The Onion”
that is what I was thinking about as well, lol!
You know, I don’t want to be gross, but what is Sheryl’s plan for those who have stomach problems like IBS, Crone’s, etc...? Or how bout when women have that time of the month and definately need more than one square when going to the bathroom.
She is pathetic! How does she propose this idea becomes a law and how is it to be policed? UGH, I don’t even want to think about it.
You go to my home state and find yourself blogging about bathroom matters?
You really are a Leftist, aren't you? You want to control every aspect of the lives of the "little people" while you do what you want. Congratulations on the biodisel bus. What a smart way to save fossil fuel. I do hope you aren't breathing on it. That would release Carbon Dioxide, the gas you claim is causing global warming.
I won't correct your science. You are famous and play guitar, so I doubt you would understand or care. You are a card carrying member of the church of global warming, anything not approved by Al Gore you don't believe.
In closing Ms. Crow, please stay the hell out of Tennessee and my bathroom habits are none of your damn business.
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Please see reply 111
Yikes. That's a good question. Hollyweird really does need to get over their fixation with potty issues. Enema's are all the rage in Hollywood from what I have heard. They are a strange group of people.
All she wants to do is have some fun, until the sun comes up on the Santa Monica Boulevard.
Provocative, ain't it? ;-)
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