WIPE OUT GLOBAL WARMING: CROW PROPOSES LIMITS ON TOILET PAPER - It's NOT satire

washingtonpost ^ | 4/23/07 | GeorgiaDawg32

[GeorgiaDawg32]

Crow (4/19, Springfield, Tenn.): I have spent the better part of this tour trying to come up with easy ways for us all to become a part of the solution to global warming. Although my ideas are in the earliest stages of development, they are, in my mind, worth investigating. One of my favorites is in the area of forest conservation which we heavily rely on for oxygen. I propose a limitation be put on how many squares of toilet paper can be used in any one sitting. Now, I don't want to rob any law-abiding American of his or her God-given rights, but I think we are an industrious enough people that we can make it work with only one square per restroom visit, except, of course, on those pesky occasions where 2 to 3 could be required.

[SkyPilot]

The entire enviromental "green" terror movement (no pun intended) is Marxism on steroids.

"Green" is a pagan religion to these people. The really are green Nazis.

They exchanged the truth of God for a lie, and worshiped and served created things rather than the Creator—who is forever praised. Amen.

Romans 1:25

[NoControllingLegalAuthority]

We already have the federal toilet police.

When you put nutballs like this woman in charge, you get Al Gore whose primary claim to fame is supervising the federally mandated reduction in toilet tank size. Gore oversaw the federal regulation to reduce toilet flushes to 1.5 gallons. This law forbids the sale of new toilets in the U.S. with larger flush volumes.

I remember stories of Americans driving to Canada to buy larger toilets. They smuggled them into the country for new home construction.

The imagined savings in water used was quickly lost because Americans must flush several times to try to clean the residue in the bowl left from too small a water volume in the initial flush.

Al Gore became the proud chief of the federal toilet police and that tyranny continues to this day.

[Nailbiter]

This thread is like a train wreck or car accident, you really do not want to look , but then you do, arrrgh .

[Hegemony Cricket]

Well, golly - I guess the muslims are way out ahead of the rest of us on this one...

[Diogenesis]

Protecting America's toliets. On duty: somewhere

[PBRSTREETGANG]

This is now a very important issue for Crow...since her career’s “in the crapper”.

[sergeantdave]

I would advise that no one should ever shake her hand.

[syriacus]

I propose a limitation be put on how many squares of toilet paper can be used in any one sitting.

There's work around for this.

Stand up, sit, stand up, sit, stand up, sit, as often as necessary.

Crowe has a new bathroom-based exercise video coming out, I'd guess.

By the way, is Crowe taking "politeness" tips from Alec Baldwin?

[LibLieSlayer]

Let’s just ban her tour bus, huge homes, pressing of her CD’s, all of her concerts and her constant CO2 emissions from her ever running MOUTH!

LLS

[Betteboop]

At least she’s wearing pants........

[norwaypinesavage]

Crow certainly is proof of the saying: “It’s better to stay quiet and be thought a fool than to open your mouth and prove it.” I can certainly see why Rove wouldn’t want her to touch him. It might be contagious. The odds are small, but the consequences are so extreme, that its best to be safe.

[GailA]

This woman is a ding bat, and I bet she buys designer TP at 4 times what I pay for White Cloud!

[WildWeasel]

This is so ludicrous it reminds me of the movie Demolition Man where Sly Stallone tries to understand the three seashells to wipe his butt with.

[kevinm13]

I guess this means if the loony left want us to use only one sheet, I will be using more than my quota for the daily dump. Good thing my hands will come away clean and not have to spend 5 mins cleaning up what stuck to my fingers from the one sheet.

[PJ-Comix]

Doesn’t toilet paper come from RECYCLED paper? Not wiping won’t save a tree.

[PBRSTREETGANG]

I propose a limitation be put on how many squares of toilet paper can be used in any one sitting.

Typo. They forgot the "h".

[Tuba Guy]

And remember that Algore's deputy, Carol Browner, was in the process of banning all top-loading washing machines in favor of front-loaders. Thankfully they were flushed from office before this could happen.

But they're still out there ......

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[Lord Basil]

Now, I don't want to rob any law-abiding American of his or her God-given rights, but I think we are an industrious enough people that we can make it work with only one square per restroom visit, except, of course, on those pesky occasions where 2 to 3 could be required.

I guess she doesn't want anyone to have a "square to spare."

[Lord Basil]

I guess she doesn't want anyone wants everyone to have a "square to spare."

[#1CTYankee]

" Although my ideas are in the earliest stages of development, they are, in my mind, worth investigating."

Like this one from the web site?

Keep the tires on your car adequately inflated. Check them monthly. Save 250 lbs. of carbon dioxide and $840 per year."

No thanks.