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DUmmie FUnnies 12-06-06 (DUmmies Are NOT Amused)
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| December 6, 2006
| DUmmies and PJ-Comix
Posted on 12/06/2006 6:02:50 AM PST by PJ-Comix
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I wasn't kidding about putting myself on display as a Bloggo Sapien exhibit at the BlogWorld convention in Las Vegas next November. Remember, a win in 2007 really means something because it will be the first time the awards ceremony will take place in Las Vegas. Now taking applications for Vestal Virgins who will sing my adulations at the BlogWorld celebrations if I win but will settle for mere Vestals... Hello Xenalyte?
Let me know if you want on the DUmmie FUnnies PING List.
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posted on
12/06/2006 6:02:54 AM PST
by
PJ-Comix
To: Xenalyte; RMDupree; AlexW; CzarNicky; Mike Fieschko; motzman; codercpc; thingumbob; tje; ml1954; ...
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posted on
12/06/2006 6:04:01 AM PST
by
PJ-Comix
(Join the DUmmie FUnnies PING List for the FUNNIEST Blog on the Web)
To: PJ-Comix
DUmmies can't take a joke!
To: PJ-Comix
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posted on
12/06/2006 6:06:29 AM PST
by
Slings and Arrows
("Sunni or later Shi'ite happens." --spokeshave)
To: PJ-Comix
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posted on
12/06/2006 6:07:15 AM PST
by
par4
(If you don't stand for something, you'll fall for anything)
To: All
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posted on
12/06/2006 6:07:46 AM PST
by
SamKeck
To: PJ-Comix
Top 10! Thanks for the post PJ
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posted on
12/06/2006 6:08:51 AM PST
by
EarthBound
(Ex Deo, gratia. Ex astris, scientia)
To: PJ-Comix
Thanks, PJ.
Always brings a smile.
To: PJ-Comix
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posted on
12/06/2006 6:10:33 AM PST
by
Mercat
(a large tub of bullfrogs without proper invoices)
To: PJ-Comix
He's traumatized by a
Christmas Card?
-Eric
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posted on
12/06/2006 6:10:56 AM PST
by
E Rocc
(Myspace "Freepers" group moderator)
To: PJ-Comix
Depends on when in November it is . . . my Festival runs through Thanksgiving next year. But if I can make it, you know your #1 Fan will be there! (And I have a great vestal-virgin outfit.)
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posted on
12/06/2006 6:11:07 AM PST
by
Xenalyte
(Anything is possible when you don't understand how anything happens.)
To: E Rocc
Top ten is better when there's content. >:)
-Eric
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posted on
12/06/2006 6:11:39 AM PST
by
E Rocc
(Myspace "Freepers" group moderator)
To: PJ-Comix
Now I can read it at my leisure.
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posted on
12/06/2006 6:11:40 AM PST
by
Mercat
(Wife Shoots Husband to Death Over Warm Beer in Missouri)
To: PJ-Comix
A punch your dad's mouth, destroy all presents he gives you so he will not get his money back, then disown him. If he doesn't accept you for you, then he is not a good father.
Peace on earth.
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posted on
12/06/2006 6:12:38 AM PST
by
cripplecreek
(If stupidity got us into this mess, then why can't it get us out?)
To: PJ-Comix
**Help! My dumb-ass Republican dad**
Sheesh. That's a little harsh. My dad's a liberal/third party type but I don't ever recall referring to him as a dumbass.
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posted on
12/06/2006 6:13:23 AM PST
by
ilovew
(I'm thankful to PFC Mike Adams who died in Iraq three years ago...I'll never forget you, Mike.)
To: PJ-Comix
Apparently DUmmytongue has no expression meaning "Lighten up, Francis!"
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posted on
12/06/2006 6:13:51 AM PST
by
Slings and Arrows
("Sunni or later Shi'ite happens." --spokeshave)
To: PJ-Comix
Pretty funny.....Daddy hit a sore spot and loony lib can't handle the truth. Notice no where do the moonbats refute the message from Dad, no where do they convincingly argue why Dad's message is not accurate instead they just whine and complain about how mean he is (snivel, snivel)
I like this Dad...may he have a very Blessed Christmas!
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posted on
12/06/2006 6:14:37 AM PST
by
socialismisinsidious
( The socialist income tax system turns US citizens into beggars or quitters!)
To: PJ-Comix
I read the greeting twice and best I could tell, the Dummie is not cut from the will. So he apparently is still part of the family....... that is until he responds.
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posted on
12/06/2006 6:14:41 AM PST
by
bert
(K.E. N.P. Rozerem commercials give me nightmares)
To: PJ-Comix
Dude's Dad sounds like a riot; I wonder if he's a Freeper. I might just steal that little disclaimer to send to my father in law this year.
Plus they are clad only in a T-shirt and boxer trunk underpants as I would be as part of the Bloggo Sapien zoo exhibit.
Not that I would know, but wouldn't Spider-man printed tidy-whities be more realistic?
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posted on
12/06/2006 6:16:20 AM PST
by
LongElegantLegs
(...a urethral syringe used to treat syphilis with mercury.)
To: PJ-Comix
We also wish you a fiscally successful, personally fulfilling and medically uncomplicated recognition of the onset of the generally accepted calendar year 2006 Hmmm...sounds like last year's greeting. He's still traumatized???
-Eric
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posted on
12/06/2006 6:16:22 AM PST
by
E Rocc
(Myspace "Freepers" group moderator)
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