DUmmie FUnnies 12-06-06 (DUmmies Are NOT Amused)

DUmmie FUnnies ^ | December 6, 2006 | DUmmies and PJ-Comix

[Eagle of Liberty]

This just shows how insecure they are with their own party's agenda. Show them how ridiculous the ACLU makes them look and they simply can't take it.

I would have thought the non-pc sentiments would have been welcome.

[Charles Henrickson]

For Our Democratic Friends & Family. . . . For Our Republican Friends & Family. . . .

That's actually pretty funny! A nice send-up of political correctness. Get a sense of humor, you bitter DUmmie.

DUmmies have had their humorous removed.

[PJ-Comix]

Wagner is good for whipwork, but for swordplay I prefer Vivaldi or Paganini, and the Frisbee of Death calls for Telemann.

And losing the Weblog Awards calls for Puccini.

[PJ-Comix]

There must be a place where stuffed animals can be made. A few years ago I went to a Fourth of July festival and one of the vendors there offered to sell me her entire stock of cute stuffed animals for a very low price. I didn't think those things would be easy to sell so I declined the offer. I could have kicked myself later when she sold out her whole inventory to customers for top dollar. I never realized there was such a market for cute widdle stuffed bunny wabbits and fuzzy warm bears.

[Charles Henrickson]

punch your dad's mouth, destroy all presents he gives you so he will not get his money back, then disown him.

R-E-S-P-E-C-T. . . .

[Charles Henrickson]

Respond back and say... "Happy Kwanza!"

I'm dreaming of a white Kwanzaa. . . .

[Charles Henrickson]

Because he's your father I'll presume he has other redeeming qualities. . . .

LOUSY FREEPER TROLL!!!

[Charles Henrickson]

Send him a picture of Osama Bin Laden and tell him that JESUS CHRIST HIMSELF looked Pretty Much like HIM..

And I'm guessing the DUmmie who complained looks quite a bit like his father. So?

Are you some sort of facist or something?

[gidget7]

Sounds like this DUmmie doesn't like not being wished Merry Christmas. Even though he doesn't believe in it. I have known people like this. They don't believe in any or all things Christian, but celebrate Christmas, which is fine by me, but don't squawk about the words being uttered or displayed!!

Actually the card is funny. When your kid claims to be secular/not religious, what is a father to do?

[Charles Henrickson]

I have a great vestal-virgin outfit.

Purchased in Vest Virginia.

Just be sure PJ doesn't offer you up as a sacrifice to the Weblog gods.

[ziggy_dlo]

yeah!!

[NeoCaveman]

Sadly they did change the name of that school. But luckily they have yet to rename Beaver Falls, Pennsylvania or Beaver township, Ohio.

All this anti-beaver bigotry must end. Free the beavers.

[Charles Henrickson]

Maybe it was a botched joke?

That's it. This DUmmie cuts John Kerry more slack than he does his own dad.

[zeugma]

The more outrageous the leather Xenalyte costume, the better.

I do believe I'd pay money to see that. :-) 

[Xenalyte]

Actually, it came from eBay (like most of my cool costume pieces)!

Truth be told, it's three white nightgowns of varying degrees of filminess. The whole is actually less revealing than the Xena ensemble. Add an armband and a braided hairdo, and I'm vestal as all-get-out!

It was what I wore to be one of the vampire brides in our local Dracula production. Most like the vixen on the left, but with less beadwork.

[zeugma]

Wagner is good for whipwork, but for swordplay I prefer Vivaldi or Paganini, and the Frisbee of Death calls for Telemann. :)

I thought Enigma was "music to flog by". 

[LonePalm]

Were you thinking of something along the lines of this?

Garde la Foi, mes amis! Nous nous sommes les sauveurs de la République! Maintenant et Toujours!
(Keep the Faith, my friends! We are the saviors of the Republic! Now and Forever!)
LonePalm, le Républicain du verre cassé (The Broken Glass Republican)

[PJ-Comix]

Just be sure PJ doesn't offer you up as a sacrifice to the Weblog gods.

Perhaps but if I am coronated as emperor I will be needing an empress to rule over all the Humor Blogospheres. Since we are talking about blogs here, I think my (real) wife would understand if Xenalyte rules as my Empress (I think).

[Charles Henrickson]

Actually, it came from eBay. . . .

Have you guys heard Weird Al's "The eBay Song"? My 11-y.o. daughter and her friend played it for me last week and it is HILARIOUS!

[Loud Mime]

I hang out in dummieland a few times each month. Those people are filled with hatred. What's sad is that they think the conservatives are too! They have no clue.