DUmmie FUnnies 12-06-06 (DUmmies Are NOT Amused)

DUmmie FUnnies ^ | December 6, 2006 | DUmmies and PJ-Comix

[Charles Henrickson]

The DUmmie FUnnies has NOT been chosen to be a finalist in the 2006 Weblog Awards thus preventing any possibilty that it could be a winner in the Humor category this year.

[PJ-Comix]

The BlogWorld convention (and Weblog Awards ceremonies) will be on Nov. 8 & 9. It would be great if you could show up in your traditional Xenalyte leather outfit. Remember, this is the FIRST major blogger convention.

[ilovew]

**You can't teach a conservative comedy**

Looks like the dad has more of a sense of humor than the DUmmies....

[PJ-Comix]

(And I have a great vestal-virgin outfit.)

Just vestal is good enough.

[NRA1995]

Here's wish you a WHITE Christmas.

All your Christmas are belong to us!

[GeorgiaDawg32]

actually, although extremely funny, I also find the card to be politically correct according to the wishes of the left for no one to be offended, ever..

I don't see what this DUmmie sees wrong with it, especially if it were compared to posts the DUmmie has made in the past at DU..betcha they'd matchup pretty well..

[Xenalyte]

VERY interesting . . . a Thursday and Friday . . . that just might be do-able!

[ilovew]

**For Our Racist Republican Friends & Family:
Here's wish you a WHITE Christmas**

Thanks to the DUmmie who doesn't understand the difference between teasing someone and trashing them. It's not really that fine a line and that was way over it.

[PJ-Comix]

White Christmas was just on the tube the other day. Isn't the Bing Crosby rendition of that song rated the top song of all time? I did read that White Christmas was a big hit with the troops during WWII because it brought back memories of home. BTW, the original Irving Berlin version of that song was about some guy who had moved to Los Angeles and was disappointed about not seeing snow there so he yearned for a "White Christmas."

[kevkrom]

DUmmies can't take a joke!

Or tell one either, if that's a representative example of their collective "wit".

[ilovew]

**A punch your dad's mouth, destroy all presents he gives you so he will not get his money back, then disown him. If he doesn't accept you for you, then he is not a good father**

Wow. Someone's a little bitter. Maybe it was a botched joke?

[NeoCaveman]

but they are amusing.

[ilovew]

**Send him a picture of Osama Bin Laden and tell him that JESUS CHRIST HIMSELF looked Pretty Much like HIM**

That doesn't even make sense. But wait, I'm talking about a DUmmie...they never make sense.

[kevkrom]

A punch your dad's mouth, destroy all presents he gives you so he will not get his money back, then disown him.

Today's Peace, Love, and Tolerance Award® winner, for advocating physical violence in response to a freaking joke.

Oh, and parents disown their children, not vice-versa.

[PJ-Comix]

VERY interesting . . . a Thursday and Friday . . . that just might be do-able!

Just don't be too do-able. My wife will be there. Anyway, I think this convention will be great. We can actually PARTICIPATE in it in a FUn way. A friend of mine is going to the Winter Consumer Electronics Show there in a few weeks but he won't actually be participating. Well, he is going with his father who always gets comped with almost unlimited liquor so he will be participating in that.

[darkwing104]

Good Luck and Git'r done.

Talk about petty...Complaining about a joke is petty.

[kilowhskey]

"You can't teach a conservative comedy."

The DUmmie has it reversed. Libs as a group are the most humorless people on the planet, exceeded only by now-retired East German border guards.

[PJ-Comix]

Take advantage of the opportunity. This could mark the big outbreak of the Mighty Xenalyte on the national scene. I am sure there will be tons of news coverage (and web coverage for sure). The more outrageous the leather Xenalyte costume, the better.

[Democratshavenobrains]

So Jesus was a dark skinned Arab with a giant beard? DUmmies are so self-hating.

[PJ-Comix]

DING! DING! DING! We have a PLT winner!