DUmmie FUnnies 12-06-06 (DUmmies Are NOT Amused)

DUmmie FUnnies ^ | December 6, 2006 | DUmmies and PJ-Comix

[kevkrom]

PJ, for this one, you should have dressed Lil' Beaver up as Scrooge, complete with a "Bah, Humbug!" caption.

Of course, Scrooge was able to be reformed... I'm not so sure about the DUmmies. I'm sure the good pastor will remind me that no one is beyond redemption, though.

[PJ-Comix]

Somehow I can't picture Jesus ordering suicide terrorists to fly into buildings but that's just me.

[maryz]

He's traumatized by a Christmas Card?

No, no -- he's traumatized by a Christmas email! World of difference there! ;-)

Actually, I would think any liberal would be pleased to get it -- I saw nothing in it that could possibly offend, and it hits all the bases!

[PJ-Comix]

Speaking of Li'l Beaver, is there any way to get a Li'l Beaver stuffed animal made? I would like to have one to take to Vegas in November. I would place it on the desk of the Bloggo Sapien.

[justshutupandtakeit]

I'm so exhausted from raping the environment I have no energy to write more.

[NeoCaveman]

Speaking of Li'l Beaver, is there any way to get a Li'l Beaver stuffed animal made?

There's always a way to stuff a beaver....

[Xenalyte]

And I'm down to 145, so I'd even look good in it!

I'm really starting to like this idea.

[PJ-Comix]

Don't lose too much weight. Xenalyte must appear as all-powerful. BYOW. Bring Your Own Whip.

Xenalyte in Vegas would definitely be a big hit. Especially with all the news (and blog) coverage.

[Charles Henrickson]

WTF?????

Whack Thy Father?????

[Xenalyte]

Whip, sword, and Frisbee of Death all come standard with the Xenalyte.

[PJ-Comix]

Wasn't there a college in Pennsylvania that changed its name from Beaver State because of anti-beaver prejudices? I also see this Vegas convention as a way of fighting back against such anti-beaver prejudices.

[blinachka]

LOL!! File under: "The Truth Hurts" HAHA!! What a bunch of DUmmies!!

[PJ-Comix]

Whip, sword, and Frisbee of Death all come standard with the Xenalyte.

When I lived in L.A. I was shocked to learn from a female source that a certain one-time presidential candidate was heavily into that. (J.A. J.A. J.A.)

[PJ-Comix]

So you work to the tune of Wagnerian music? I picture you doing your Xenalyte thing to the tune of "Ride of the Valkyries."

[Charles Henrickson]

My dumb-ass Republican dad. . . .

Oh, my pa-pa, to me he was so wonderful. . . .

I am a bit pissed off about it, and would like to return the gesture!!!

Tell you what, lock yourself in your parents' basement there and REFUSE to clean up your mess or come up for dinner! That'll show him!

[Xenalyte]

Wagner is good for whipwork, but for swordplay I prefer Vivaldi or Paganini, and the Frisbee of Death calls for Telemann. :)

[kevkrom]

Speaking of Li'l Beaver, is there any way to get a Li'l Beaver stuffed animal made?

I'd try to use my well-honed Google skills to find out for you... but I'm at work, and I don't think that the search terms "stuffed" and "beaver" will be office-friendly in their results.

[Veggie Todd]

I can't think of anything off hand, but I'll think about it.

This one is my favorite. This guy takes the time to post a message saying that he has nothing to post. LOL. I think that's the way DUmmies go through life - not a thought in their head and if you ask them a question, they have to thing about it and get back to you. Hilarious!

[Veggie Todd]

I'd be curious to find out what you get when you google "beaver".

[Slings and Arrows]

Wasn't there a college in Pennsylvania that changed its name from Beaver State because of anti-beaver prejudices?

Arcadia University, formerly Beaver College. There's also a Beaver College in Canada; a seminary, IIRC.