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DUmmie FUnnies 11-21-06 ("Rangel needs to be taken out in the 2008 primary")
DUmmie FUnnies ^ | November 21, 2006 | DUmmies and PJ-Comix

Posted on 11/21/2006 6:04:26 AM PST by PJ-Comix

Remember when Congressman Charles Rangel introduced a proposal in 2003 to re-instate the draft? When it came to a vote, Rangel voted AGAINST his own draft bill. If you thought Rangel's draft proposal was nothing more than a cheap publicity stunt, you would not be wrong. Of course, Rangel was in the minority party back then. However, now that the Democrats are in the majority in Congress, Rangel has proposed the SAME cheap publicity stunt over the draft again only to be slapped down by Nancy Pelosi who publicly nixed the idea. Keep in mind that Charles Rangel is not just some ordinary forgettable congressman who can be allowed to fade into obscurity. Rangel is now the incoming Chairman of the House Ways and Means Committee which is perhaps the most powerful committee in Congress. If he keeps up such antics, Congressman Rangel is sure to provide some GREAT material for the DUmmie FUnnies in the near future for which we heartily thank him. Of course, what is good for the DUmmie FUnnies is BAD for the DUmmies as you can see in this threatening THREAD titled, "Rangel needs to be taken out in the 2008 primary." So let us now watch the DUmmies slam Rangel for making the Democrats look like, well, DUmmies in Bolshevik Red while the commentary of your humble correspondent, thanking the Congressman for the many laughs he is sure to provide for the next couple of years, is in the [brackets]:

Rangel needs to be taken out in the 2008 primary

[Good luck. You would would have a better chance of catching a leperchaun.]

If he doesn't quit pulling this crap he has to be removed. He's only hurting the party now, so let's get rid of him. We don't need idiots in high ranking positions who hand the Repukes a great issue on a silver platter.

[No. No. We need Charles Rangel right where he is as the CHAIRMAN of the House Ways and Means Committee. Why would you want to ruin our comedic entertainment?]

It's an anti-war tactic. Why is that so hard for people to understand? It puts the pro-war idiots on the spot and makes people think.

[You call it a tactic but most call it a stunt.]

Then why not propose a bill to cut off funds for the war instead? Or to demand a time table for withdrawl? THE MAJORITY IS ALREADY ANTI-WAR. That's why we won our majority. Now let's actally try to KEEP it instead of scaring voters off. Anything that helps the Repukes electoral-wise is stupid, and this is it. DUMP RANGEL.

[Rangel '08. Keep him in place in order to continue embarrassing the Democrats.]

I think he's just trying to shake the American conscientiousness up.

[By providing belly laughs. Rangel supported his own draft bill...until he voted against his own draft bill.]

Because proposing to cut off funding for our troops will GUARANTEE the...Democrats will lose their majority come 2008, and perpetuate the lie that Democrats can't be trusted with national security. Do you want that?

[Yup!]

For the same reason Republicans put forth the proposal to withdraw troops immediately. They forced the Democrats' hand and that was probably a large part of Rangel's intent.

[Thanx again, Charlie!]

Ever hear of "support the troops"? If funds are cut, then the repukes and whore media will spin it and SUCCEED in saying that the dems don't support our troops... That's an even crazier idea and will NEVER pass...

[Now that the Democrats are in the majority they are in a "damned if you do and damned if you don't" situation. The result is starting to look like they don't know what to do. And who says the election results were all bad news? It is going to be FUn to watch the Democrats twist every which way for the next couple of years.]

Maybe Rangel will have the balls to vote in favor of his own stupidity this time Or, maybe not. Again. This is just plain stupid. Just cut off the f*cking funds.

[Or, maybe not.]

Thank God Charlie Rangel doesn't turn to DU for guidance.

[It sounds like he already does.]

Rangel is a f*cking idiot. He should focus on actually ending the war instead of scaring people to get them anti-war when the majority already is anti-war.

[I wonder if this DUmmie has the guts to campaign against Rangel in Harlem in '08 and call him that.]

Know anyone in the 15th district which includes Harlem, who would vote against him? Not me...

[And this DUmmie wins a Kewpie Doll for having a brief moment of mental clarity!]

My Republican father...tried pulling this crap today, telling my 14 yr old son, "the liberals are trying to bring back the draft". I overheard him, and just about blew a gasket. The 'liberals' consist of Charlie Rangel, JUST Charlie Rangel. And I find it the height of irony that those who supported this illegal war launched by a pack of criminals based on lies now want to make hay over someone saying that ALL the people of this country should be expected to make sacrifices. What exactly WON'T Republicans stoop to? And just how in the hell is anyone supposed to believe there are any Republican that aren't anything but corrupt, selfish pricks when even those that tout themselves as 'moderate' and 'rational' spout such utter White House issued bullshit talking points. And this isn't the first time Rangel has proposed this, so why in the hell is everyone getting their diapers in a bunch now?

[Methinks you need to do a diaper check on yourself.]

Unless you are truly prepared to vote FOR a draft, it's an idiotic topic. Otherwise, you are creating fodder for the fools on the right. Someone tell me specifically which Democrats are going to vote FOR a draft. We all know the answer is nobody. So why even open up this can of worms? We just look stupid. I can't believe Rangel is pulling this bullshit play again. Just de-fund the war. I guess that is too direct an approach for a "genius" like Rangel.

[Even Charlie Rangel won't vote for his own draft bill.]

The topic of "de-funding" is worse than a topic leading to a discussion of shared sacrifice when it comes to war. "De-funding" would be sold as leaving troops on the battlefield naked and defenseless.

[DUmmiecrats twisting themselves into pretzels not knowing which way to turn. This will be the theme in Congress for the next two years.[

De-funding would also keep them alive at home. I can live with that. But keep pushing for the draft, America's moms will love us for it in '08.

[De-fund or draft? Draft or de-fund? What DO we do other than twist ourselves helplessly into pretzels?]

and abandoning them on the battlefield won't?....because... that is exactly how it will be sold to the American people.....just remember Kerry's 87 billion dollar vote comments.

[John Kerry voted for the 87 billion before he...well, you know the rest.]

Rangel was elected with 94 percent of the vote. That's right ninety-four percent.

[And the other 6 percent were confused by the butterfly ballot.]

It's funny how all of these DU Primary Warriors never live in the district of the politician they want to take out.

[So FUnnie that I am wiping back the tears from the bellylaugh.]

Counterrevolutionary elements must be purged for the good of the people! All hail the glorious people's revolution!

[The DUmmiecrats Disunited,
Will always be Defeated!]


TOPICS: Humor
KEYWORDS: 2008campaign; 2008election; antiamericanwar; charlesrangel; democratsdraft; dirtytricks; dncbrownshirts; dummies; election2008; hitsquad; nancypelosi; thedraft; unamerican
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To: spokeshave
Turkeys and dims on the same thread. . . .

Fowl and Fouler.

141 posted on 11/21/2006 12:34:03 PM PST by Charles Henrickson (Birds of a feather. . . .)
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To: Charles Henrickson
ALL HAIL KING CHIMPY!

When does Chimpeachment start? I mean the DUFU material will be comic gold.

142 posted on 11/21/2006 12:40:30 PM PST by NeoCaveman (Fear the Sweater vest! Go Buckeyes)
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To: F.J. Mitchell
Just bake them til the smoke detector goes off.

LOL! Of all the funny turkey comments so far, I think this one has me chortling the most.

143 posted on 11/21/2006 12:44:43 PM PST by Charles Henrickson (Chortling Charlie Henrickson)
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To: PJ-Comix
even if the experts claim they are not the best, to me they are the best.

That's what counts, PJ. Don't let them put you down.

De gustibus non est disputandum.

144 posted on 11/21/2006 12:48:59 PM PST by Charles Henrickson (Which means, "That's why there's chocolate and vanilla.")
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To: PJ-Comix

PJ, If you like Adobo, look for MOJO CRIOLLO. It is a marinade (as opposed to a seasoning) which can be used after cooking as well as before or during. Good stuff!


145 posted on 11/21/2006 12:56:40 PM PST by outofsalt ("If History teaches us anything it's that history rarely teaches us anything")
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To: RockinRight
Rangel is a f*cking idiot.

"Reporting for duty!"


146 posted on 11/21/2006 1:00:25 PM PST by Charles Henrickson (Charlie Rangel salutes Weasely Clark.)
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To: Cincinna
If he doesn't quit pulling this crap he has to be removed. He's only hurting the party now, so let's get rid of him.


147 posted on 11/21/2006 1:19:21 PM PST by Charles Henrickson (Charlie Rangel is 4-FUn!)
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To: PJ-Comix

I WANT YOU
DRAFTED

148 posted on 11/21/2006 1:30:21 PM PST by Charles Henrickson (Uncle Charlie.)
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To: franksolich

Wow! Thank you frank! You're always such a fountain of knowledge.

Cindie


149 posted on 11/21/2006 2:32:11 PM PST by gardencatz (My Marine recruit can beat up your metrosexual Massachusetts senator)
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To: PJ-Comix

Not fair! You guys are all making me hungry.


150 posted on 11/21/2006 2:45:01 PM PST by MoochPooch (I'm a compassionate cynic.)
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To: PJ-Comix

[DUmmiecrats twisting themselves into pretzels not knowing which way to turn. This will be the theme in Congress for the next two years.[ <-----

It's got you so excited you don't know which way to turn your brackets ;)


151 posted on 11/21/2006 3:34:27 PM PST by decal (We're all in the same boat - start bailing!)
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To: PJ-Comix
"However, since I will be cooking TWO of them at the same time together in the oven, would I need to cook them for longer? And if I need to cook them longer, how much additional time should I add?"

Geez, Peej, do it the easy way - buy another oven...
152 posted on 11/21/2006 3:40:38 PM PST by decal (We're all in the same boat - start bailing!)
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To: PJ-Comix
Anyone else notice more and more of the DAmmies (it's Dem ABOVEGROUND now, after all) are starting to sound, well, almost rational?

Are these different DAmmies from the ones we had to deal with before the election or is the realization that they're finally going to have to shoulder actual responsibility now starting to get to them?

If the latter, this election may have a good side-effect: the maturation of the Barking Moonbats (BM for short) and the resurrection of the Dem party into one that can actually be taken seriously.

This in turn will transform the GOP into one that's not just going through the motions anymore.
153 posted on 11/21/2006 4:09:14 PM PST by decal (We're all in the same boat - start bailing!)
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To: nina0113
It's not as hard as others have said, but does require some work. It's more than worth the effort.
Low & slow is the key. 250 degrees is the optimum temp to keep your smoker. The best smoker is a gas one so you can control the temp, but charcoal will do. If you control the air flow correctly you can do a bird with on load of charcoal. One of the tricks I have learned in the 10 years I have been doing it is don't open the smoker for any reason if possible. Conserve all the heat you can.
I inject my birds with hot honey-butter. Baste them with butter prior to putting them in the smoker. When they come out in 5-6 hours they are picture perfect, and if you poke them with a fork they will squirt you in the eye. Once you have the smoked one you'll never go back. Good luck. If you have any specific questions freepmail me and I'll get back to you. Good luck.
PS. Use apple wood for your smoke if possible. There is an added sweetness to the meat.
154 posted on 11/21/2006 5:23:40 PM PST by rikkir (Focus, people, focus, we still have work to do in November!)
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To: Charles Henrickson

Thanks.


155 posted on 11/21/2006 5:35:09 PM PST by F.J. Mitchell (We'll stop calling you liberals,liberals, as soon as we find a better word for "sh*t for brains" .)
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To: Charles Henrickson

As the "political experts" on DU will find out, taking out someone like Rangel, who wins his district with 94% of the vote, is nigh on to impossible. One thinks they would have learned their lesson with Lieberman.


156 posted on 11/21/2006 5:57:21 PM PST by Cincinna (HILLARY & HER HINO " We are going to take things away from you for the Common Good ")
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To: MadIvan
Lovely. If Rangel keeps opening his mouth, more gifts will flow to the Republicans.

Good ol' Charlie. He's just like a pregnant cat.....The "gift" that keeps on giving....

157 posted on 11/21/2006 6:23:32 PM PST by dirtbiker (I've tried to see the liberal point of view, but I couldn't get my head that far up my a$$....)
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To: CSM
Thanks. I'm glad I didn't try it anyway. Now I know what to wish for for Christmas....A good cast iron pan!

If you do get one, "cure" it first with cooking oil (The instructions should be with the pan).

This will make it practially "no-stick".

BTW, DON'T wash the pan! This will remove the oil and you would have to "cure" it again....

158 posted on 11/21/2006 7:23:00 PM PST by dirtbiker (I've tried to see the liberal point of view, but I couldn't get my head that far up my a$$....)
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To: Charles Henrickson
Just bake them til the smoke detector goes off.

Sounds like a mechanic buddy of mine. He uses what he calls "NASCAR specs" when he tightens bolts and nuts...

"Torque 'em 'til they strip, then back 'em off half a turn..."

159 posted on 11/21/2006 7:28:03 PM PST by dirtbiker (I've tried to see the liberal point of view, but I couldn't get my head that far up my a$$....)
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To: LonePalm

I've smoked several turkeys (some as big as 18 - 22 pounders), and it never took me more than 6 or 7 hours. If you brine the turkey first you can smoke the bird slower if you like that, but I've never seen a reason for it. Personally I think enough smoke flavor can be imparted to a large turkey in a few hours, the rest is just cooking time. I use apple, hickory and mesquite (heavier on the apple than the others), and I season the bird, brown it over the coals, then smoke for 2-3 hours, and let the coals do the rest...

I've had nothing but compliments on the birds I smoke, and I make a really good smoked turkey wild rice soup with the leftovers. Of course I'm bragging a little here, but I've never had a wild rice soup that comes close anywhere I've eaten (and I dine out several times a week).

I taught cooking when I was 16 and 17 at the college where I attended because my classwork was done 2/3 of the way through the first year of the course. Fun stuff, and I learned a lot. I had an excellent mentor while I was attending school, which really made the difference...


160 posted on 11/21/2006 10:02:07 PM PST by jurroppi1 ("You can lead a man to Congress, but you can't make him think." - Milton Berle)
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