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DUmmie FUnnies 11-21-06 ("Rangel needs to be taken out in the 2008 primary")
DUmmie FUnnies ^ | November 21, 2006 | DUmmies and PJ-Comix

Posted on 11/21/2006 6:04:26 AM PST by PJ-Comix

Remember when Congressman Charles Rangel introduced a proposal in 2003 to re-instate the draft? When it came to a vote, Rangel voted AGAINST his own draft bill. If you thought Rangel's draft proposal was nothing more than a cheap publicity stunt, you would not be wrong. Of course, Rangel was in the minority party back then. However, now that the Democrats are in the majority in Congress, Rangel has proposed the SAME cheap publicity stunt over the draft again only to be slapped down by Nancy Pelosi who publicly nixed the idea. Keep in mind that Charles Rangel is not just some ordinary forgettable congressman who can be allowed to fade into obscurity. Rangel is now the incoming Chairman of the House Ways and Means Committee which is perhaps the most powerful committee in Congress. If he keeps up such antics, Congressman Rangel is sure to provide some GREAT material for the DUmmie FUnnies in the near future for which we heartily thank him. Of course, what is good for the DUmmie FUnnies is BAD for the DUmmies as you can see in this threatening THREAD titled, "Rangel needs to be taken out in the 2008 primary." So let us now watch the DUmmies slam Rangel for making the Democrats look like, well, DUmmies in Bolshevik Red while the commentary of your humble correspondent, thanking the Congressman for the many laughs he is sure to provide for the next couple of years, is in the [brackets]:

Rangel needs to be taken out in the 2008 primary

[Good luck. You would would have a better chance of catching a leperchaun.]

If he doesn't quit pulling this crap he has to be removed. He's only hurting the party now, so let's get rid of him. We don't need idiots in high ranking positions who hand the Repukes a great issue on a silver platter.

[No. No. We need Charles Rangel right where he is as the CHAIRMAN of the House Ways and Means Committee. Why would you want to ruin our comedic entertainment?]

It's an anti-war tactic. Why is that so hard for people to understand? It puts the pro-war idiots on the spot and makes people think.

[You call it a tactic but most call it a stunt.]

Then why not propose a bill to cut off funds for the war instead? Or to demand a time table for withdrawl? THE MAJORITY IS ALREADY ANTI-WAR. That's why we won our majority. Now let's actally try to KEEP it instead of scaring voters off. Anything that helps the Repukes electoral-wise is stupid, and this is it. DUMP RANGEL.

[Rangel '08. Keep him in place in order to continue embarrassing the Democrats.]

I think he's just trying to shake the American conscientiousness up.

[By providing belly laughs. Rangel supported his own draft bill...until he voted against his own draft bill.]

Because proposing to cut off funding for our troops will GUARANTEE the...Democrats will lose their majority come 2008, and perpetuate the lie that Democrats can't be trusted with national security. Do you want that?

[Yup!]

For the same reason Republicans put forth the proposal to withdraw troops immediately. They forced the Democrats' hand and that was probably a large part of Rangel's intent.

[Thanx again, Charlie!]

Ever hear of "support the troops"? If funds are cut, then the repukes and whore media will spin it and SUCCEED in saying that the dems don't support our troops... That's an even crazier idea and will NEVER pass...

[Now that the Democrats are in the majority they are in a "damned if you do and damned if you don't" situation. The result is starting to look like they don't know what to do. And who says the election results were all bad news? It is going to be FUn to watch the Democrats twist every which way for the next couple of years.]

Maybe Rangel will have the balls to vote in favor of his own stupidity this time Or, maybe not. Again. This is just plain stupid. Just cut off the f*cking funds.

[Or, maybe not.]

Thank God Charlie Rangel doesn't turn to DU for guidance.

[It sounds like he already does.]

Rangel is a f*cking idiot. He should focus on actually ending the war instead of scaring people to get them anti-war when the majority already is anti-war.

[I wonder if this DUmmie has the guts to campaign against Rangel in Harlem in '08 and call him that.]

Know anyone in the 15th district which includes Harlem, who would vote against him? Not me...

[And this DUmmie wins a Kewpie Doll for having a brief moment of mental clarity!]

My Republican father...tried pulling this crap today, telling my 14 yr old son, "the liberals are trying to bring back the draft". I overheard him, and just about blew a gasket. The 'liberals' consist of Charlie Rangel, JUST Charlie Rangel. And I find it the height of irony that those who supported this illegal war launched by a pack of criminals based on lies now want to make hay over someone saying that ALL the people of this country should be expected to make sacrifices. What exactly WON'T Republicans stoop to? And just how in the hell is anyone supposed to believe there are any Republican that aren't anything but corrupt, selfish pricks when even those that tout themselves as 'moderate' and 'rational' spout such utter White House issued bullshit talking points. And this isn't the first time Rangel has proposed this, so why in the hell is everyone getting their diapers in a bunch now?

[Methinks you need to do a diaper check on yourself.]

Unless you are truly prepared to vote FOR a draft, it's an idiotic topic. Otherwise, you are creating fodder for the fools on the right. Someone tell me specifically which Democrats are going to vote FOR a draft. We all know the answer is nobody. So why even open up this can of worms? We just look stupid. I can't believe Rangel is pulling this bullshit play again. Just de-fund the war. I guess that is too direct an approach for a "genius" like Rangel.

[Even Charlie Rangel won't vote for his own draft bill.]

The topic of "de-funding" is worse than a topic leading to a discussion of shared sacrifice when it comes to war. "De-funding" would be sold as leaving troops on the battlefield naked and defenseless.

[DUmmiecrats twisting themselves into pretzels not knowing which way to turn. This will be the theme in Congress for the next two years.[

De-funding would also keep them alive at home. I can live with that. But keep pushing for the draft, America's moms will love us for it in '08.

[De-fund or draft? Draft or de-fund? What DO we do other than twist ourselves helplessly into pretzels?]

and abandoning them on the battlefield won't?....because... that is exactly how it will be sold to the American people.....just remember Kerry's 87 billion dollar vote comments.

[John Kerry voted for the 87 billion before he...well, you know the rest.]

Rangel was elected with 94 percent of the vote. That's right ninety-four percent.

[And the other 6 percent were confused by the butterfly ballot.]

It's funny how all of these DU Primary Warriors never live in the district of the politician they want to take out.

[So FUnnie that I am wiping back the tears from the bellylaugh.]

Counterrevolutionary elements must be purged for the good of the people! All hail the glorious people's revolution!

[The DUmmiecrats Disunited,
Will always be Defeated!]


TOPICS: Humor
KEYWORDS: 2008campaign; 2008election; antiamericanwar; charlesrangel; democratsdraft; dirtytricks; dncbrownshirts; dummies; election2008; hitsquad; nancypelosi; thedraft; unamerican
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I have a turkey question that I hope someone out there can answer. I am cooking TWO turkeys for Christmas. They are the Publix pre-cooked young turkey breast turkeys. Okay, each one will say to cook for 3 hours in the oven. However, since I will be cooking TWO of them at the same time together in the oven, would I need to cook them for longer? And if I need to cook them longer, how much additional time should I add?

Let me know if you want on the DUmmie FUnnies PING List.

1 posted on 11/21/2006 6:04:30 AM PST by PJ-Comix
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To: Xenalyte; RMDupree; AlexW; CzarNicky; Mike Fieschko; motzman; codercpc; thingumbob; tje; ml1954; ...

PING!


2 posted on 11/21/2006 6:05:32 AM PST by PJ-Comix (Join the DUmmie FUnnies PING List for the FUNNIEST Blog on the Web)
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To: PJ-Comix

In before the Ping! :)


3 posted on 11/21/2006 6:07:06 AM PST by KentTrappedInLiberalSeattle ("On 11/07/06, 'true' conservatives and 'rat traitors joined forces to bring Sharia law to America.")
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To: PJ-Comix

I'm in!


4 posted on 11/21/2006 6:07:07 AM PST by Francis McClobber
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To: PJ-Comix

There's a draft in the room! But I'm in!


5 posted on 11/21/2006 6:07:17 AM PST by Charles Henrickson (Top 10 draft number)
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To: PJ-Comix

TT with a bulliett.


6 posted on 11/21/2006 6:07:26 AM PST by Cletus.D.Yokel (Been a while.)
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To: PJ-Comix

top 10


7 posted on 11/21/2006 6:09:18 AM PST by NeoCaveman (Fear the Sweater vest! Go Buckeyes)
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To: PJ-Comix
"I think he's just trying to shake the American conscientiousness up."

There is a lot of truthiness in that strateegery!

8 posted on 11/21/2006 6:10:27 AM PST by Cletus.D.Yokel (Newcyular, dude!)
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To: PJ-Comix

If they're pre-cooked, why do they need to be in the oven for three hours?


9 posted on 11/21/2006 6:10:50 AM PST by hellinahandcart
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To: PJ-Comix
Rangel needs to be taken out in the 2008 primary

Just redeploy him, like you did Murtha.

10 posted on 11/21/2006 6:11:40 AM PST by Charles Henrickson (Bela Pelosi can humiliate him in public.)
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To: PJ-Comix

How big is your oven and how big are the turkeys?


11 posted on 11/21/2006 6:12:11 AM PST by LimberJim (It says "Breakfast Any Time", right? I'll have the pancakes in the Age of Enlightenment.)
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To: PJ-Comix

Is this a moment of lucidity in the Bat Cave of DU?

Rangel has really jumped the shark with this one! Sheesh! Hope it shoots all of them in the foot in '08!


12 posted on 11/21/2006 6:12:33 AM PST by luvie (We didn't lose almost 3000 people that day.We lost one wonderful person at a time, almost 3000 times)
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To: PJ-Comix
If he doesn't quit pulling this crap he has to be removed.

Sorry, he has a deferment.

13 posted on 11/21/2006 6:13:22 AM PST by Charles Henrickson (4-FUn.)
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To: LUV W

Nah it's more like Animal Farm IMHO.


15 posted on 11/21/2006 6:13:49 AM PST by txradioguy (Dec. 1st 2006 I become a third generation NCO.)
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To: PJ-Comix

**Remember when Congressman Charles Rangel introduced a proposal in 2003 to re-instate the draft?**

YES! And I sure did have a hard time convincing people that it was a DEMOCRAT who proposed the stupid bill.


16 posted on 11/21/2006 6:15:14 AM PST by ilovew (Rummy...the best Secretary of Defense ever.)
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To: hellinahandcart
If they're pre-cooked, why do they need to be in the oven for three hours?

Oops! I think they aren't pre-cooked. Just specially prepared. Anyway the instructions say to cook at 400 degrees for 3 hours. I have already cooked them individually before with incredible results but now I need to cook them together. How much ADDITIONAL time do I need if any?

17 posted on 11/21/2006 6:15:42 AM PST by PJ-Comix (Join the DUmmie FUnnies PING List for the FUNNIEST Blog on the Web)
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To: HuntsvilleTxVeteran

Please attribute Scrappleface where appropriate.


18 posted on 11/21/2006 6:15:52 AM PST by Cletus.D.Yokel (Satire? Bite me!)
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To: PJ-Comix

**It puts the pro-war idiots on the spot and makes people think.**

Makes people think what? That Democrats want everyone to go to Iraq? You're right, it will make them think that.


19 posted on 11/21/2006 6:16:30 AM PST by ilovew (Rummy...the best Secretary of Defense ever.)
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To: LimberJim
How big is your oven and how big are the turkeys?

Small to normal sized oven. Turkeys about 7 pounds each. Remember these are those specially prepared turkey breasts. I find the Publix young turkey breasts are the BEST. You get all white meat with a minimal amount of bones. EASY to cut. Okay, I understand Thanksgiving traditionalists might object but I like ease and comfort when preparing turkey.

20 posted on 11/21/2006 6:18:24 AM PST by PJ-Comix (Join the DUmmie FUnnies PING List for the FUNNIEST Blog on the Web)
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