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There is a lot of truthiness in that strateegery!
If they're pre-cooked, why do they need to be in the oven for three hours?
Just redeploy him, like you did Murtha.
How big is your oven and how big are the turkeys?
Sorry, he has a deferment.
**Remember when Congressman Charles Rangel introduced a proposal in 2003 to re-instate the draft?**
YES! And I sure did have a hard time convincing people that it was a DEMOCRAT who proposed the stupid bill.
**It puts the pro-war idiots on the spot and makes people think.**
Makes people think what? That Democrats want everyone to go to Iraq? You're right, it will make them think that.
Myth If one turkey takes 3 hours to cook, two turkeys take 6 hours.
Fact Cooking two turkeys of about the same weight does not double the roasting time. In fact, cooking two takes no longer than if there were only one bird in the oven.
Microwaves are affected, conventional ovens aren't.
Are we talking turkey breasts or entire turkeys?
If you have two turkey breasts, they will probably fit in one roaster, and you can cook (actually, re-cook) both for the time recommended for one (though three hours still seems EXCESSIVE, way way excessive, for a reheat).
If it's two separate whole turkeys, I congratulate you one the hugeness of your oven. You may have to swap the turkeys' positions in the oven occasionally. Go the thermometer route to determine doneness. I believe that's 165 degrees in the middle of the thigh. Maybe a little less since it's already cooked.
As long as you allow plenty of circulation around the birds the cooking time should be the same as for one bird. Get an instant-read thermometer and stick it in the thickest part when you think it is done. The thermometer should read at least 165 degrees. Any more only dries it out.
HG, our FRiend PJ has a cooking question.
Goldfinch-- my guest list went from 11 to 18 yesterday - got to find some extra food :-)
Oh, but that's the plan, mon ami! The Perfect ROVIAN Plan!
We let you Dems gain the narrowest of margins in the House. This puts your longest-lasting Dem dinosaurs, from the bluest of districts, in charge of committees and thus on public display. The increased media attention EXPOSES their nuttiness and sheer moonbattery, setting up a strong voter backlash AGAINST Dems, across the board, in '08. WE get swept in on a "return-to-sanity" wave. House, Senate, White House, we run the table. All this is worth two brief years of Dem control in the House. And meanwhile, we get all this great DUFU material as a bonus!
(Actually, to be honest, the Senate thing got away from us a little bit, and the Dems got one or two seats they weren't supposed to get. Hey, macaca happens!)
They'll continue to cook on the counter until the breast meat reaches an internal temp of about 160. Don't go by the times on the package. Internal temp is a much safer way to do it.
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Regards, Ivan
Well, you've got a whole House full of committee chairperson idiots now.
Say, does Sheila Jackson-Lee get to chair the committee on sending men back to Mars?