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Top Ten Questions To Ask Yourself Before Ordering The Burger King Quad Stacker
Newsmax ^
| 9/28/06
| David Letterman
Posted on 09/28/2006 9:22:08 AM PDT by xtinct
10."Are my papers in order?"
9. "Can I get it supersized?"
8. "Will I have time to run 298 miles to burn off the calories?"
7. "Could this have anything to do with why the rest of the world hates us?"
6. "Should I talk to my doctor about Lipitor?"
5. "Can I get it on a low-carb bun?"
4."How come there isn't any sausage on this bad boy?"
3. "Why is Burger King making me sign a release form?"
2. "Should I wait til they come out with the 'Quint Stacker'?"
1. "Do I have my cardiologist on speed dial?"
TOPICS: Chit/Chat; Humor; Music/Entertainment
KEYWORDS: entertaining; humor; joke
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To: Song of the South
Don't you know there are folks out there who are asking each other if they have had BK's latest Quad Stacker
Well, don't keep us in suspense! Have you?
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posted on
09/28/2006 2:05:34 PM PDT
by
Xenalyte
(Viva España!)
To: seamusnh
#13 - Hmmmm... Did I pay the term life insurance bill last month?
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Check your policy. If there isn't an "anti-Stacker" rider yet there soon will be.
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posted on
09/28/2006 2:05:52 PM PDT
by
Cheburashka
(World's only Spatula City certified spatula repair and maintenance specialist!!!)
To: Xenalyte
Well, don't keep us in suspense! Have you? LOL ... I have not had ... nor am I every likely to have ... any of BK's swill ... or, for that matter, any of Starbucks' beverages that feature a nickles worth of inferior burnt coffee mixed with $3 of hot air and other additives ... Oh, I forgot ... it is the music and the people ... and the fact that there is nowhere else you can hang out all day that people here on FR have given as justification for "liking" Starbucks ... I live in such an out of the way, poor place ... not only do we not have a Starbucks ... but also we are even too poor to have a Burger King! LOL
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posted on
09/28/2006 2:11:57 PM PDT
by
Song of the South
(Uncle Remus: You can't run away from trouble. There ain't no place that far.)
To: osideplanner
I'm not real fond of the advertising, however, the first time I saw the one for the coffee and the King's eyes were popping out of his head I laughed out loud. Yes, I'm a little strange.
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posted on
09/28/2006 2:13:52 PM PDT
by
samiam1972
(Live simply so that others may simply live!)
To: Xenalyte
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posted on
09/28/2006 2:17:50 PM PDT
by
xtinct
(I was the next door neighbor kid's imaginary friend.)
To: xtinct
No. 15 - Hmmm, How much extra cheese should I order on it?
26
posted on
09/28/2006 2:20:09 PM PDT
by
Doomonyou
(Moderate Bumper Sticker: Bush Lied, Terrorists Died!)
To: processing please hold
We always look for the Backyard Burger place when we go down South.
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posted on
09/28/2006 2:20:31 PM PDT
by
TravisBickle
(Are you talkin' to me?)
To: xtinct
Does it come with onions?????
28
posted on
09/28/2006 2:22:11 PM PDT
by
DCPatriot
("It aint what you don't know that kills you. It's what you know that aint so" Theodore Sturgeon)
To: Song of the South
I live in such an out of the way, poor place ... not only do we not have a Starbucks ... but also we are even too poor to have a Burger King! LOL
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I'm pretty sure this means you live in Brigadoon.
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posted on
09/28/2006 5:18:20 PM PDT
by
Cheburashka
(World's only Spatula City certified spatula repair and maintenance specialist!!!)
To: willgolfforfood
To: xtinct
bacon should never be put on hamburgers, it overwhelms the beef taste and that's the only reason to eat a hamburger
my favorite sandwich is a BLT and I certainly wouldn't slap a burger patty in it
To: Lib-Lickers 2
There is almost no food which is not improved by adding bacon to it. To prove this assertion I give you the:
The Culvers Double Bacon Butter Deluxe.
L
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posted on
09/28/2006 6:09:38 PM PDT
by
Lurker
(islam is not a religion. It's the new face of Fascism in our time. We ignore it at our peril.)
To: Cheburashka
I'm pretty sure this means you live in Brigadoon.
Just about ... !
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posted on
09/28/2006 7:03:47 PM PDT
by
Song of the South
(Uncle Remus: You can't run away from trouble. There ain't no place that far.)
To: Lib-Lickers 2
To: willgolfforfood
No. 11 - Do I want fries with that? ...and a diet coke.
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posted on
09/29/2006 4:38:32 AM PDT
by
Lonesome in Massachussets
(The hallmark of a crackpot conspiracy theory is that it expands to include countervailing evidence.)
To: Xenalyte
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posted on
09/30/2006 1:33:34 PM PDT
by
lesser_satan
(EKTHELTHIOR!!!)
To: osideplanner
Is it just me or is the burger KING one of the most repulsive mascots/advertising of the last 50 years?
"The King" is the creepiest son of a b*tch ever to disgrace our television screens. Imagine walking through the forest when suddenly you see "The King" jump out from behind a tree with a sandwich. I'd deliver a lightning fast blow right to his gut. Damn weirdo.
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posted on
10/03/2006 3:39:16 PM PDT
by
Jaysun
(Idiot Muslims. They're just dying to have sex orgies.)
To: xtinct
ROTFL! I also wonder if I will be arrested at the drive up window for ordering such an unhealthy (in some minds) meal, and if I will have to forever wear a yellow crown on my sleeve showing my nasty crime to the world! :-)
To: Song of the South
Hey! I love Burger King and Starbucks! My gosh, this is still America isn't it? (I am not so sure is why I am asking!) Of course, I would never be able to eat such a huge burger, but a regular burger, YUMMO!
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