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Top Ten Questions To Ask Yourself Before Ordering The Burger King Quad Stacker
Newsmax ^
| 9/28/06
| David Letterman
Posted on 09/28/2006 9:22:08 AM PDT by xtinct
10."Are my papers in order?"
9. "Can I get it supersized?"
8. "Will I have time to run 298 miles to burn off the calories?"
7. "Could this have anything to do with why the rest of the world hates us?"
6. "Should I talk to my doctor about Lipitor?"
5. "Can I get it on a low-carb bun?"
4."How come there isn't any sausage on this bad boy?"
3. "Why is Burger King making me sign a release form?"
2. "Should I wait til they come out with the 'Quint Stacker'?"
1. "Do I have my cardiologist on speed dial?"
TOPICS: Chit/Chat; Humor; Music/Entertainment
KEYWORDS: entertaining; humor; joke
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rofl
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posted on
09/28/2006 9:22:09 AM PDT
by
xtinct
To: xtinct
No. 11 - Do I want fries with that?
To: xtinct
To: xtinct
No. 12 -- Why did Chris Wallace have to ask me that stupid question?
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posted on
09/28/2006 9:31:42 AM PDT
by
ClearCase_guy
(The broken wall, the burning roof and tower. And Agamemnon dead.)
To: xtinct
Is it just me or is the burger KING one of the most repulsive mascots/advertising of the last 50 years?
To: willgolfforfood
Yes, and a Diet Coke. Question 12: Do I have a poor grasp of the concept of "portion control?"
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posted on
09/28/2006 9:33:09 AM PDT
by
Cecily
(`)
To: willgolfforfood
No 12: Can I get the small diet coke?
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posted on
09/28/2006 9:42:06 AM PDT
by
Holicheese
(Beerfest could be the greatest movie ever made!)
To: xtinct
Truly revolting.
No wonder this country has the problems it has ...
Don't you know there are folks out there who are asking each other if they have had BK's latest Quad Stacker ... just as there are folks who are asking each other if they have had Starbucks' latest concoction ... and how about that five cent increase ... ? Two sides of the same popular culture coin ... the full spectrum, if you will. ICK!
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posted on
09/28/2006 9:44:53 AM PDT
by
Song of the South
(Uncle Remus: You can't run away from trouble. There ain't no place that far.)
To: Cecily
You beat me to the diet coke comment by 1 second.
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posted on
09/28/2006 9:45:44 AM PDT
by
Holicheese
(Beerfest could be the greatest movie ever made!)
To: xtinct
It's no Monster Thickburger!
To: PBRSTREETGANG
#13 - Hmmmm... Did I pay the term life insurance bill last month?
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posted on
09/28/2006 10:06:54 AM PDT
by
seamusnh
To: xtinct
Why did Robin Masters need a full time Private Investigator?
Or am I missing the point of this thread?
Owl_Eagle
If what I just wrote made you sad or angry,
it was probably just a joke.
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posted on
09/28/2006 10:07:13 AM PDT
by
End Times Sentinel
(In Memory of my Dear Friend Henry Lee II)
To: Owl_Eagle
Who hired Craig Livingstone?
(There's an oldie, but a goodie.)
SD
To: PBRSTREETGANG
One Pastrimi Burger, coming up:
To: xtinct
My son had one of those yeaterday for lunch. He said they were as good as Whataburger is. I've yet to try my hand at a quad...yet. But, I've never tasted a burger as good as a Whataburger. Only time we can get one is when we go to Texas. I try to get to Texas as often as possible. lol
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posted on
09/28/2006 12:14:12 PM PDT
by
processing please hold
(If you can't stand behind our military, stand in front of them.)
To: stainlessbanner
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posted on
09/28/2006 12:31:19 PM PDT
by
the OlLine Rebel
(Common sense is an uncommon virtue.)
To: xtinct
Seriously, how does 1 get 1's mouth around these things?
And when doing so, how does the roll hold up to the onslaught?
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posted on
09/28/2006 12:33:12 PM PDT
by
the OlLine Rebel
(Common sense is an uncommon virtue.)
To: xtinct
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posted on
09/28/2006 12:33:17 PM PDT
by
BJClinton
(What happens on Free Republic, stays on Google.)
To: osideplanner
Is it just me or is the burger KING one of the most repulsive mascots/advertising of the last 50 years?
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There's at least two of us. But it don't limit it to 50 years. I go back to Sumeria and the start of advertising.
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posted on
09/28/2006 2:02:54 PM PDT
by
Cheburashka
(World's only Spatula City certified spatula repair and maintenance specialist!!!)
To: xtinct
Question #12 . . .
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posted on
09/28/2006 2:04:43 PM PDT
by
Xenalyte
(Viva España!)
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