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the eeevil conservative ^
| 9/13/06
Posted on 09/13/2006 10:39:13 AM PDT by eeevil conservative
Just wanted to announce my new web site.. here is just a taste- the "profile" page.....please stop by and visit. I also am working on a "Tin Foil Page"- so if you or you know of any FREEPers who have any work they would like to contribute- please feel free to email me.
ec@eeevilconservative.com
the eeevil conservative
PROFILE?
Profiling sounds good to me!
I LOVE profiling.
So, here is my "profile."
The best way to get to know me would be to know what I want from my next husband. (yes- notice the word "next"- your first clue that my "profiling" talents may have been lacking in my younger days-back when I was an ERA freak and Democrat. Thank God for wisdom and maturity). I am looking for 4 things in particular in the next Mr. eeevil conservative that I refuse to waver on. My future mate must be:
Now, first thing to notice is that it is obvious that I, myself, practice profiling. What is more telling is what my profiling tells you about me. For instance:
- RICH- this tells you that I am an eeevil capitalist with no interest in a mama's boy who still lives at home in the basement and drives a junker with innovative automobile repairs such as duct tape and saran wrap windows.
- MALE- rut roh! I must be an eeevil Christian, religious zealot, an obvious homo-phobe.
- CHAUVENIST- yup- I view myself as the "weaker" and "lesser" sex, eager to find a man that won't "let" me work. Or as my friend Cedar Dave says, I want a "knuckle draggin' Neanderthal."
- PIG- oh no! I must be racist. Pork products are "offensive" to the violent, blood thirsty, terrorists hijacking the Religion of Peace; and I want myself surrounded by pork 24/7, just to inflame their rage. I revel in having them hate me and am constantly looking for ways to "create" more terrorists.
I find it amazing that "profiling" has turned into a PC civil rights issue. I mean let's just be honest. When common sense and the logical use of information is suggested to be applied to the job of protecting us from terrorists targeting civilians (root word there is civil), then I am "profiled" as a "racist" and a "fascist" out to trample civil rights.
As a disclaimer, I would also like to add that I don't want the future Mr. EC telling me what to do. Yes, I want it both ways; which also tells you that I am still a typical woman.
See how this works?
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I hope ya'll enjoy this new site....
Lots of hard work and research in the History category that I think most FREEPers will find useful.....
ENJOY!
To: eeevil conservative
The tin foil hat is SO BECOMING!!!
Why do the words "beam me up" come to mind, though?
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posted on
09/13/2006 10:45:31 AM PDT
by
Txsleuth
(,((((((((ISRAEL)))))) Pray for the release of the Israelis.)
To: eeevil conservative
That picture cracks me up eee! Best of luck on your site!
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posted on
09/13/2006 10:45:36 AM PDT
by
tiredoflaundry
(The right wants victory, the left wants surrender. It's that simple.)
To: Txsleuth
To: tiredoflaundry
LOL! thank you.....
my poor son will need therapy.....
"my mother made me take pictures of her with a tin foil hat on her head..."
I am determined to make sure his therapist earns every penny....
;-)
To: eeevil conservative
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posted on
09/13/2006 10:49:41 AM PDT
by
tiredoflaundry
(The right wants victory, the left wants surrender. It's that simple.)
To: eeevil conservative
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posted on
09/13/2006 10:51:20 AM PDT
by
BenLurkin
("The entire remedy is with the people." - W. H. Harrison)
To: BenLurkin
To: eeevil conservative
EC< will you have a spot for readers to post pics of their tin foil hats?
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posted on
09/13/2006 10:58:06 AM PDT
by
Sensei Ern
(Nothing says security like the smell of gunpowder.)
To: Sensei Ern
LOL!
that is a GREAT IDEA!
I will have to do a whole page on that!!!
TREMENDOUS idea!
YOU ROCK!
To: eeevil conservative
You are so funny .. the site is awesome. Lotsa good stuff.
Thanks for the ping..
bookmarked!
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posted on
09/13/2006 10:59:32 AM PDT
by
DollyCali
(Don't tell GOD how big your storm is -- Tell the storm how B-I-G your God is!)
To: eeevil conservative
Hey eeevil!
WTG Girl! I've bookmarked your site for later reading!
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posted on
09/13/2006 11:00:18 AM PDT
by
alice_in_bubbaland
(NY Slimes the paper of record for OBL!)
To: DollyCali
LOL!
THANK YOU!!
I am honored!
;-)
To: eeevil conservative
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posted on
09/13/2006 11:01:32 AM PDT
by
.cnI redruM
(The LORD spoke to me ..."Do not call conspiracy everything that these people call conspiracy")
To: alice_in_bubbaland
To: .cnI redruM
LOL!
thank you....
;-)
(blushing)
To: eeevil conservative
LOL
I especially love the tinfoil hat. Perhaps Wal-Mart would like to buy some from you? ;-)
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posted on
09/13/2006 11:11:30 AM PDT
by
saveliberty
(I'm a Bushbot and a Snowflake :-)
To: saveliberty
To: eeevil conservative
The media had no idea what they would get when they called for the first female President. ;)
Go get 'em eeevil, we need our second FReeper in the White House. Give my regards to Mr. Snow, he does a bang-up job!
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posted on
09/13/2006 11:14:03 AM PDT
by
JerseyDvl
("If you attack Americans, we'll defend your right to do it."- The Democrat Party)
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