Posted on 06/06/2006 5:15:24 AM PDT by PJ-Comix
This morning I woke up with the sudden urge to listen to a Judy Garland album, redecorate my home, and toss out all earth tone clothing that I own. Why? Because according to this DUmmie THREAD, "Today we are ALL Gay." And in my new role I am feeling VERY creative! Maybe I'll even learn to become a figure skater before the day is over. However, I just simply MUST do Britney Spears' hair! Girl, I don't know where your hair is done but at Le DUFU Salon we would FIRE any hairdresser who allowed a customer to walk out the door wearing that travesty. Oh, and how do you like my new Pink Triangle? Yes, everybody today MUST wear one or fear being labeled a vicious bigot according to this other DUmmie THREAD titled, "Because Hatred Is Not a DU Family Value, I Ask You To Join Me...In changing your avatar for 5 days to a GLBT avatar." So let us now watch the DUmmies turn Gay in deep Bolshevik Pink which you ONLY THINK looks like red while the commentary of your humble correspondent, now confessing that in the privacy of his own home he dresses in men's underwear, is in the [brackets]:
Today we are ALL Gay
[I'm already on my way to Fire Island!]
in all the meanings the word actually has. In particular we stand shoulder to shoulder with ALL gays (even those who are closeted)
[Even with Tom Cruise?]
Today, (and until this bill dies) I'm GAY!! Then I go back to men.
[Amendment! That's Marriage Protection Amendment. However, I'm confused. If you are gay today then why would you go BACK to men when the "bill" dies? Isn't it the other way around?]
I've got an idea-- How about a campaign in which those who support gays' rights to marry agree that, whenever they're in public with one or more friends or relatives of the same sex, they'll hold hands!
[And skip! Don't forget about skipping down the street while holding hands.]
COOL! .... I've always felt that I was a lesbian trapped in a man's body because even if I was a woman, I just can't see no big ol' sweaty man on top of me!
[You had me fooled! All this time i thought you were a transvestite trapped in the body of a transexual.]
Be gay every day!
[In every little creative way!]
And, Once Again...TRANSGENDER Is Completely Forgotten About!!!
[So you are saying that this whole "Today we are ALL Gay" deal is a bigoted concept because it leaves out the transgendered?]
I have f*cking HAD IT with gay this gay that, gay this, gay that...ALWAYS THEY GET THEIR RIGHTS...AND WE GET SCREWED!! I'm just f*cking sick of it...I'm so goddamned mad I want to scream and hit things!!
[Just don't break my oh so precious porcelain set you brutal but ignored transgendered person.]
I Stand with gays... I feel for you, Even though I am straight and live in one of the most homophobic areas in the US. I hope Bush's Homophobe agenda falls on its own putrid face!
[You're straight? The lady doth protest too much, methinks.]
We're here, We're Queer, We've come to drink your beer!
[And Will has a lot of beer for you if you can tolerate his overlong Norma Desmond routine.]
Blech...sorry you found that picture. It's icky! But very DUmmie-like!
Isn't that just another way to say that he's heterosexual, but doesn't want his DUmmie friends to figure it out for themselves???
So ya like large bulges, huh, Peej?
So, any PARTICULAR reason you feel the need to feature this topic today?
So, is there something you want to tell us?
Anything you want to get off you chest?
We're here for you man...
just...let it out, you're in a safe place. :-)
Over my dead body. And knowing just a little about Dummies they probably would do my dead body - multiple times.
Tomorrow they do sheep...
I used to work with a married man with kids, who decided he really was a lesbian trapped in a man's body, so he divorced his wife, did the hormones and surgery thing, just so he could pick up 'womyn'.
...sorta like going the long way around the block just to get next door...
"So, who's up for a little swordplay?"
As FR's resident conservative, gay, black bear (yes, with the "Black Bear Diner" suspenders to prove it), I can only echo what another conservative gay man wrote on PJ's blog in respose to this DUmmie inanity:
"With friends like this, who needs enemas?"
Maybe it's the Hot Air plug? Or maybe there's more Log Cabin Republicans out there than you'd think.
this thread is gay.
top 150
Ah, come on, Mike, you sound like a manly man to me!
Into the top 160 like a cheetah on Ambien!
And this is different from any other day at DU because...
Well, as Today We Are ALL Gay Day comes to an end across the warp and woof of this land we like to call the United States, we look back and see that the day was a rousing success! Everywhere you turned, everyone was getting into the spirit of the day!
Politicians:
Athletes with politicians:
Celebrities:
Fashion designers! Who knew?
Even members of the animal kingdom:
So until next year at this same time, we bid a fond farewell and kiss-kiss to Today We Are ALL Gay Day . . .
The Day When Everyone Finally Changed Their Hair Color!
DFU SONG: Rhinestone Cowboy (the ultimate mocking of an insane left wing moonbat - Will Pitt)
DFU SONGS | 8-2005 | Lyrics, Doug from Upland
Posted on 08/09/2005 9:48:36 PM PDT by doug from upland
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Will Pitt's ready for the long plane flight...he hopes he'll score late tonight
He has vaseline and in his suitcase some sex toys
There's a cute earring in his ear...that's shouting out "Look, I'm queer"
He's been naughty indeed
He doesn't like the baby sitter...like his pervert pal Scott Ritter
Big muscles and big derriere is what William needs
A Northeast gay cowboy...he is ready to take a nice ride with a Texas man
A Northeast gay cowboy...some line dancing with a big smile while he shakes his can
At least that is part of the plan
He's joining the protesting scum...whose brains long ago went numb
He's all set to have himself a Texas adventure
He'll be screaming slogans by day...at night with boys he will play
Who knows where it will lead
He doesn't like the baby sitter...like his pervert pal Scott Ritter
Big muscles and big derriere is what William needs
A Northeast gay cowboy...he is ready to take a nice ride with a Texas man
A Northeast gay cowboy...some line dancing with a big smile while he shakes his can
At least that is part of the plan
A Northeast gay cowboy...he is ready to take a nice ride with a Texas man
A Northeast gay cowboy...some line dancing with a big smile while he shakes his can
At least that is part of the plan
"We're here, we're not queer, but we're close!"
A belated but heartfelt "welcome back" to you sir. Never quit making me laugh!
| Posted by Watery Tart to NavVet On News/Activism 06/05/2006 4:58:16 AM CDT · 10 of 12 Darn, After reading the California text book, "Jessica has two dad's", I was looking forward to reading the sequel "Jennifer needs a shave" Not to mention the proposed third grade educational video "Pedophile Dundee" LOL! Here I was, feeling all disenfranchised and discriminated against over in Wisconsin. I demand the right to be openly FR-Curious! There! I'm out of the closet!
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Oweee I just feel pink all over...LOL
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