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DUmmie FUnnies 06-06-06 ("Today we are ALL Gay")
DUmmie FUnnies ^ | June 6, 2006 | DUmmies and PJ-Comix

Posted on 06/06/2006 5:15:24 AM PDT by PJ-Comix

This morning I woke up with the sudden urge to listen to a Judy Garland album, redecorate my home, and toss out all earth tone clothing that I own. Why? Because according to this DUmmie THREAD, "Today we are ALL Gay." And in my new role I am feeling VERY creative! Maybe I'll even learn to become a figure skater before the day is over. However, I just simply MUST do Britney Spears' hair! Girl, I don't know where your hair is done but at Le DUFU Salon we would FIRE any hairdresser who allowed a customer to walk out the door wearing that travesty. Oh, and how do you like my new Pink Triangle? Yes, everybody today MUST wear one or fear being labeled a vicious bigot according to this other DUmmie THREAD titled, "Because Hatred Is Not a DU Family Value, I Ask You To Join Me...In changing your avatar for 5 days to a GLBT avatar." So let us now watch the DUmmies turn Gay in deep Bolshevik Pink which you ONLY THINK looks like red while the commentary of your humble correspondent, now confessing that in the privacy of his own home he dresses in men's underwear, is in the [brackets]:

Today we are ALL Gay

[I'm already on my way to Fire Island!]

in all the meanings the word actually has. In particular we stand shoulder to shoulder with ALL gays (even those who are closeted)

[Even with Tom Cruise?]

Today, (and until this bill dies) I'm GAY!! Then I go back to men.

[Amendment! That's Marriage Protection Amendment. However, I'm confused. If you are gay today then why would you go BACK to men when the "bill" dies? Isn't it the other way around?]

I've got an idea-- How about a campaign in which those who support gays' rights to marry agree that, whenever they're in public with one or more friends or relatives of the same sex, they'll hold hands!

[And skip! Don't forget about skipping down the street while holding hands.]

COOL! .... I've always felt that I was a lesbian trapped in a man's body because even if I was a woman, I just can't see no big ol' sweaty man on top of me!

[You had me fooled! All this time i thought you were a transvestite trapped in the body of a transexual.]

Be gay every day!

[In every little creative way!]

And, Once Again...TRANSGENDER Is Completely Forgotten About!!!

[So you are saying that this whole "Today we are ALL Gay" deal is a bigoted concept because it leaves out the transgendered?]

I have f*cking HAD IT with gay this gay that, gay this, gay that...ALWAYS THEY GET THEIR RIGHTS...AND WE GET SCREWED!! I'm just f*cking sick of it...I'm so goddamned mad I want to scream and hit things!!

[Just don't break my oh so precious porcelain set you brutal but ignored transgendered person.]

I Stand with gays... I feel for you, Even though I am straight and live in one of the most homophobic areas in the US. I hope Bush's Homophobe agenda falls on its own putrid face!

[You're straight? The lady doth protest too much, methinks.]

We're here, We're Queer, We've come to drink your beer!

[And Will has a lot of beer for you if you can tolerate his overlong Norma Desmond routine.]


TOPICS: Humor
KEYWORDS: 666; dummies; gay; homosexualagenda; thisthreadisghey
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Excuse me while I wipe the nail polish off my keybooard.

Let me know if you want on the DUmmie FUnnies PING List.

1 posted on 06/06/2006 5:15:27 AM PDT by PJ-Comix
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To: Xenalyte; RMDupree; AlexW; CzarNicky; Mike Fieschko; motzman; codercpc; thingumbob; tje; ml1954; ...

PING!


2 posted on 06/06/2006 5:16:34 AM PDT by PJ-Comix (Join the DUmmie FUnnies PING List for the FUNNIEST Blog on the Web)
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To: PJ-Comix

>>>>We're here, We're Queer, We've come to drink your beer!


Will Pitt's familial coat of arms?


3 posted on 06/06/2006 5:17:14 AM PDT by .cnI redruM (Black holes are where God divided by zero. - Steven Wright)
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Today, (and until this bill dies) I'm GAY!! Then I go back to men.

On behalf of men, let me say 'No thanks.'

4 posted on 06/06/2006 5:18:41 AM PDT by atomicpossum (Replies must follow approved guidelines or you will be kill-filed without appeal.)
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Top 5?!?!?


5 posted on 06/06/2006 5:18:46 AM PDT by Dooderbutt
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Shakin' it here, boss!


6 posted on 06/06/2006 5:20:23 AM PDT by ErnBatavia (Meep Meep)
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Hmmm....everyone is gay on 06/06/06?? Coincidence...


7 posted on 06/06/2006 5:20:23 AM PDT by Dooderbutt
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To: PJ-Comix

I could never be queer . . . I can't stand Coors Light.


8 posted on 06/06/2006 5:21:31 AM PDT by Petronski (I just love that woman.)
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To: PJ-Comix

I'm guessing this thread probably wouldn't be a good place to mention my love of gardening and growing flowers.


9 posted on 06/06/2006 5:21:45 AM PDT by cripplecreek (Never a minigun handy when you need one.)
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bam!


10 posted on 06/06/2006 5:22:12 AM PDT by SC Swamp Fox (Join our Folding@Home team (Team# 36120) keyword: folding)
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This morning I woke up with the sudden urge to listen to a Judy Garland album

Over in the Palm Springs "enclave" (and it's a huge one) Delta Burke, of all people, is the new trendy diva...

11 posted on 06/06/2006 5:22:32 AM PDT by ErnBatavia (Meep Meep)
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Top 10?


12 posted on 06/06/2006 5:23:20 AM PDT by bcsco ("He who is wedded to the spirit of the age is soon a widower" - Anonymous)
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The DU post titled "Today we are ALL Gay" was posted on "Mon Jun-05-06 11:40 PM".

So actually I guess that means that yesterday we were all gay.

(That may explain why I listened to that Duran Duran song when I was alone in my car)

13 posted on 06/06/2006 5:25:18 AM PDT by GregoTX (The only thing necessary for the triumph of evil is for good men to do nothing.)
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She/he/it is right! Everyone is gay! Everything is gay! The Superbowl is gay!

P.S. Top 20?

14 posted on 06/06/2006 5:26:12 AM PDT by Slings and Arrows (Pray for peace, prepare for war.)
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This morning I woke up with the sudden urge to listen to a Judy Garland album, redecorate my home, and toss out all earth tone clothing that I own.

Al Gore is that you?

15 posted on 06/06/2006 5:26:52 AM PDT by areafiftyone (Politicans Are Like Diapers - Both Need To Be Changed Often And For the Same Reason!)
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To: ErnBatavia

It's weird but Judy Garland but everything she touched had a gay connection. Guys she was married to plus it spread to the next generation. Has Liza Minelli EVER married someone who wasn't gay? It is like a gay mist constantly surrounding the entire Judy Garland family.


16 posted on 06/06/2006 5:27:01 AM PDT by PJ-Comix (Join the DUmmie FUnnies PING List for the FUNNIEST Blog on the Web)
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I suggest we have a giant "Straight Pride" parade, with floats featuring scantily clad young ladies, beer on tap, and the music of Bob Seger.

"We're straight, we procreate, get used to it!"

Regards, Ivan

17 posted on 06/06/2006 5:27:17 AM PDT by MadIvan (I aim to misbehave.)
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To: GregoTX
(That may explain why I listened to that Duran Duran song when I was alone in my car)

So, Um, are you hungry like the wolf? LOL
18 posted on 06/06/2006 5:27:19 AM PDT by cripplecreek (Never a minigun handy when you need one.)
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Today we are ALL Gay

And that's just super!

19 posted on 06/06/2006 5:27:31 AM PDT by COBOL2Java (Freedom isn't free, but the men and women of the military will pay most of your share)
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" Today we are ALL Gay"

Well, not quite 'All'...

20 posted on 06/06/2006 5:27:34 AM PDT by bcsco ("He who is wedded to the spirit of the age is soon a widower" - Anonymous)
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