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What Do You Get When You Cross Baked Beans and Falafel?
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| SaddamH.
Posted on 06/03/2006 11:11:29 AM PDT by SaddamH
TEAR GAS!
What's the difference between Iraq and Vietnam?
- Sand
How many suicide bombers does it take to screw in a light bulb?
- No one knows suicide bombers don't last as long as a light bulb!
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posted on
06/03/2006 11:11:34 AM PDT
by
SaddamH
To: SaddamH
Q: What Do You Get When You Cross Baked Beans and Falafel?
A: The 'vapors' and skidmarks...
To: butternut_squash_bisque
It is true Mr. Butternut_squash_person that this also results in the vapors and skidding marks that you speak of. Unless of course you are from Texas where an awful thing happens that it is referred to as crotch chili.
Now watch my video! Stand-Up Saddam
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posted on
06/03/2006 11:28:17 AM PDT
by
SaddamH
(STRENGTH IS POWER)
To: SaddamH
What Do You Get When You Cross Baked Beans and Falafel? You get fed into the chipper, that's what! MHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!
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posted on
06/03/2006 11:33:41 AM PDT
by
atomicpossum
(Replies must follow approved guidelines or you will be kill-filed without appeal.)
To: SaddamH
"...crotch chili..."
LMAO! Never heard that one before! I did see your video, and it was very good.
To: atomicpossum
Always remember my little atomicpossum, when feeding bodies into wood chippers it is best to dismember them first. A very good instructional video can be found, "I believe it is called Fargo."
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posted on
06/03/2006 11:40:09 AM PDT
by
SaddamH
(STRENGTH IS POWER)
To: SaddamH
What Do You Get When You Cross Baked Beans and Falafel? Fartawful
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posted on
06/03/2006 11:42:11 AM PDT
by
mikrofon
(FRee Charles Henrickson!)
To: SaddamH
Funny video :-)
Welcome to FR.
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posted on
06/03/2006 12:07:54 PM PDT
by
Antonello
(Oh my God, don't shoot the banana!)
To: SaddamH
Only problem. To be funny you have to have some measure of sophistication and truth in your jokes. This isn't funny. Mean spirited and childish YES, Funny, not even remotely. So F for your today Troll boy. Do try again perhaps in a decade or so when you understand the difference between the juvenile and real wit.
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posted on
06/03/2006 12:29:27 PM PDT
by
MNJohnnie
(I would rather be an Iraqi in a Hidatha guarded by Marines, then a subject of Al-Qeda anywhere.)
To: MNJohnnie
Mr. MNJ you have given me great pause. Perhaps I do need to practice my act to make it more funny to you. But I am afraid I will not have as much as the 10 years you suggest as I will be on the short end of that rope.
- short end of the rope and a three foot drop.
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posted on
06/03/2006 12:37:03 PM PDT
by
SaddamH
(STRENGTH IS POWER)
To: SaddamH
What's the difference between Iraq and Vietnam?
Nothing, if the Dhimmicrats have anything to say about it...
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posted on
06/03/2006 1:08:16 PM PDT
by
rockrr
(Never argue with a man who buys ammo in bulk...)
To: SaddamH
Fartlafel?
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posted on
06/03/2006 4:46:48 PM PDT
by
Doctor Raoul
(Liberals saying "We Support The Troops" is like OJ looking for the real killers.)
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