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DUmmie FUnnies 05-26-06 ("Does anyone doubt that certain G.I.'s are committing war crimes?")
DUmmie FUnnies ^ | May 26, 2006 | DUmmies and PJ-Comix

Posted on 05/26/2006 4:40:05 AM PDT by PJ-Comix

Earlier this week, the DUmmies were left with EGG on their collective faces when it turned out that their hero, Jessie MacBeth, who confessed to committing war crimes in Iraq was a Fake Army Ranger. After having to gorge on crow, the DUmmies are now back and essentially saying that the fact he was fake doesn't matter because our troops are committing war crimes despite the LACK of evidence to back up this assertion as you can see in the THREAD titled, "Does anyone doubt that certain G.I.'s are committing war crimes?" Yes, "Fake but Accurate" seems to be the motto of the DUmmies. So let us now watch the latest rantings from the "Reality Based Community" in Bolshevik Red while the commentary of your humble correspondent, noting that MacBeth will soon have lots of time to brush up on his Shakespeare from a jail cell, is in the [brackets]:

Does anyone doubt that certain G.I.'s are committing war crimes?

[Not in DUmmieland where actual facts are considered to be quite beside the point.]

There's been an uproar over a supposedly hoaxed video of a G.I. admitting to mass murder of innocents, but does anyone actually doubt that certain of our soldiers are indeed mad dog killers? No, I'm not saying they all are, but many are. We've seen the evidence over and over. But the number one group of war criminals is of course the neo cons, the ones who tricked the soldiers into thinking the Iraqis are the ones who attacked us, and that they are mere cockroaches to be smashed asunder. It's not the soldiers who should be punished, it's the commanders in chief.

[Despite an utter LACK of evidence, let's just make politically motivated War Crimes accusations.]

No. Jack Murtha has confirmed they are committing war crimes. Murtha wouldn't ever lie about something like that.

[Oh no. Jack Murtha would NEVER fib despite having NO EVIDENCE to back up his charges.]

careful... We aren't supposed to question the ersatz hero worship of the troops. Even many at DU fall in line and don't dare question this. This war mentality isn't likely to change anytime soon. It has been carefully instigated by the military industrial complex after their failure in Vietnam. With their pawns in the media they have cultivated an unquestioning mantra of "support the troops".

[careful... We aren't supposed to back up our wild claims with FACTS.]

Remember, the truthiness of his story is more important then the details and the preponderance of evidence that he made them up!

[Thanx for PERFECTLY expressing the DUmmie attitude of Fake but Accurate.]

a war suggests an equal opportunity type of thing. this was a rape and pillage occupation contrary to international law against a weakened country

[WHO was raped? WHAT was pillaged and by WHOM? Sorry for asking these irritating questions.]

It is an illegal war. Every soldier fighting it is committing a crime. I said the guilt for that crime falls to the moral ledger of the Bush Regime, who launched an aggressive "pre-emptive" war in much the same manner Hitler did when he marched in to Poland.

[Since the DUmmies are UNABLE to find actual FACTS to back up their War Crimes charges they redefine War Crimes to mean our entry into Iraq. When the FACTS don't match the charge then just CRIMINALIZE policy decisions.]

Americans can be extremely Barbaric. I am a witness to that fact

[And you are now witness to the fact that you are being barbarically roasted alive for all to see on the DUmmie FUnnies.]

My husband served over there for more than a year and he never participated in nor witnessed a war crime.

[PLEASE!!! STOP with the FACTS!!!]

It's happening everyday. They kill without question or without reason. They walk around with their finger on the trigger ready to shoot.

[Is that you, Jessie MacBeth?]

I'm sick of people defending the ordinary GI. No one forced them to join the army. They volunteered to go off and kill brown people in the desert.

[Testify to this "fact" before congress and someday, you too, might become a U.S. Senator and run for President.]

It is evident that the US miltary is just as ugly and as capable of evil acts as any other army in history.

[This sounds like Jack Murtha's campaign speech.]

I believe there are a lot of rapes we dont hear about. and i dont give a f*ck what kind of stress your in, rape is inexcusable and were never hearing a peep about it.

[Possibly because it ISN'T happening?]


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KEYWORDS: dumbasses; dummies; fakeranger; jessiemacbeth
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To: Gordongekko909

Old Leftie Lawyer is a she. And she can DUmmie with the worst of them. She's a total nut.


41 posted on 05/26/2006 6:51:44 AM PDT by chesley (Republicans don't deserve to win, but America does not deserve the Dhimmicrats.)
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To: carlr
LOL! Yeah I was wondering about that word "truthiness". That is not a word I use a lot........ or ever.
42 posted on 05/26/2006 6:56:57 AM PDT by Ditter
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To: speed_addiction
They hate the troops because of avarice and envy! American troops went out and removed a tyrant from power and are well on their way to crushing an insurgency.

Not to mention that they proved that the leftist's beloved UN with it's stupid "progressive" non-violent solutions is completely ineffectual in dealing with truly evil people.

They showed that if you want results, put uniformed and armed Americans in.

43 posted on 05/26/2006 7:01:52 AM PDT by EricT. (CA conservatives only serve to inflate the number of electoral votes won by the Dems.)
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To: PJ-Comix
I'm sick of people defending the ordinary GI. No one forced them to join the army. They volunteered to go off and kill brown people in the desert.

Vitriolic Bile. I guarantee you that if Germans were cutting our heads off, we'd be wasting them in no short order as well.

This post in another proof that the DUmmies WANT these awful things to happen/have happened. It proves them right.

44 posted on 05/26/2006 7:12:11 AM PDT by Paradox (Removing all Doubt since 1998!)
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To: PJ-Comix

Does anyone doubt that certain Democrats want Islamic terrorists to conquer America?


45 posted on 05/26/2006 7:14:12 AM PDT by Democratshavenobrains
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To: PJ-Comix

"I will admit that I cannot prove that thay are racist. However, I stand by my sweeping generalisiation."

I just found DUh's official motto!


46 posted on 05/26/2006 7:26:07 AM PDT by Democratshavenobrains
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To: bcsco

And now to answer the question posed by the DUmmie... I am not surprised to find out that these bad things do, indeed, occur. And when they do, the offenders should be punished, if they did what was said, and how it was said.


47 posted on 05/26/2006 7:27:56 AM PDT by Paradox (Removing all Doubt since 1998!)
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To: PJ-Comix

45?


48 posted on 05/26/2006 7:30:04 AM PDT by JRios1968 (In memoriam...)
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To: PJ-Comix
>certain of our soldiers are indeed mad dog killers

Stop and think for a moment.

The physical address where DU is Hq is a matter of record. Since DU says very bad things about them and their friends and families on a regular basis, if they were really Mad Dog killers, don't you think they would come to the DU office and prove the correctness of the above accusation?
49 posted on 05/26/2006 7:36:37 AM PDT by MindBender26 (Having my own CAR-15 in RVN meant never having to say I was sorry....)
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To: carlr

By their logic, since the speed limit was 35 miles per hour and this DUmmie's 1981 Ford Fairlane can still go 85, give him a speeding ticket now!


50 posted on 05/26/2006 7:39:25 AM PDT by MindBender26 (Having my own CAR-15 in RVN meant never having to say I was sorry....)
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To: PJ-Comix
I'm sick of people defending the ordinary GI.

I gotta hand it to you again, PJ--you never fail to dig up something that makes me pause in shock from these people.

So this is the thinking of the party of the "little guy"? Why am I picturing some snot whose rent and tuition are paid for by his parents pecking away on his new laptop with this stuff?

51 posted on 05/26/2006 7:59:30 AM PDT by Darkwolf377 (What would Thomas Pynchon do?)
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To: skimask

No drug is capable of inflicting such brain damage as illustrated by these clowns.

Why were they so upset by the fake Rove arrest story yet aren't by the fake war criminal story?


52 posted on 05/26/2006 8:15:45 AM PDT by justshutupandtakeit (If you believe ANYTHING in the Treason Media you are a fool.)
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To: Paradox
"And now to answer the question posed by the DUmmie... I am not surprised to find out that these bad things do, indeed, occur. And when they do, the offenders should be punished, if they did what was said, and how it was said."

Exactly! War is war, and there will be times when soldiers may lose their heads and commit crimes. I'm not saying this has happened. We should wait for a report from the Pentagon. However, I would hate to see us expose ourselves to criticism from the DU'ers when the possibility of a crime being committed is out there.

53 posted on 05/26/2006 8:27:17 AM PDT by bcsco ("He who is wedded to the spirit of the age is soon a widower" - Anonymous)
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To: PJ-Comix

54th?


54 posted on 05/26/2006 8:35:29 AM PDT by FDNYRHEROES (Always bring a liberal to a gunfight)
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To: PJ-Comix

top 50?


55 posted on 05/26/2006 8:41:22 AM PDT by freedumb2003 (I LIKE you! When I am Ruler of Earth, yours will be a quick and painless death </Stewie>)
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To: PJ-Comix
Remember, the truthiness of his story is more important then the details and the preponderance of evidence that he made them up!

By that we can establish the trutheosity of it, right?

56 posted on 05/26/2006 8:44:27 AM PDT by freedumb2003 (I LIKE you! When I am Ruler of Earth, yours will be a quick and painless death </Stewie>)
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To: bcsco
I think the point here is that the DUmmies WANT to believe it, and even with NO PROOF, they WILL believe it anyways.

I don't think we should say absolutely that these bad things don't happen, I dont think anyone here has said that. That would be silly. War is hell. Sometimes, even the good guys do bad things. But like a former tagline of mine said, just because we are not perfect, does not mean we are not good.

57 posted on 05/26/2006 8:53:45 AM PDT by Paradox (Removing all Doubt since 1998!)
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To: PJ-Comix

The DUmmie conundrum: Are the troops evil baby-rapers or are they poor, victims of the evil BushCo and the NeoCons? I guess the compromies they've reached is like most everything for them: what they say depends on what they're bitching about at the time.


58 posted on 05/26/2006 8:54:26 AM PDT by MichiganConservative (Liberalism is the enemy. Government is its preferred weapon of mass destruction.)
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To: PJ-Comix
I often wonder how many DUmmies lurk here and read these threads and think, in their delusional minds, that they are the normal ones. Talk about "Pretzel Logic".
59 posted on 05/26/2006 8:59:45 AM PDT by skimask (People who care what you do don't matter.......People who matter don't care what you do.)
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To: Paradox

I think the point here is that the DUmmies WANT to believe it, and even with NO PROOF, they WILL believe it anyways.


Any charge a lib makes is accepted as fact. Any evidence to the contrary is accepted as a coverup. For instance, 10,000 people were killed in New Orleans (Nagin said so), the offical count was to cover up the criminal incompetence of the Bush administration.


60 posted on 05/26/2006 9:14:21 AM PDT by Sapper26 (All men should marry, you can't blame everything on the government - Jed Clampett.)
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