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DUmmie FUnnies 05-26-06 ("Does anyone doubt that certain G.I.'s are committing war crimes?")
DUmmie FUnnies ^ | May 26, 2006 | DUmmies and PJ-Comix

Posted on 05/26/2006 4:40:05 AM PDT by PJ-Comix

Earlier this week, the DUmmies were left with EGG on their collective faces when it turned out that their hero, Jessie MacBeth, who confessed to committing war crimes in Iraq was a Fake Army Ranger. After having to gorge on crow, the DUmmies are now back and essentially saying that the fact he was fake doesn't matter because our troops are committing war crimes despite the LACK of evidence to back up this assertion as you can see in the THREAD titled, "Does anyone doubt that certain G.I.'s are committing war crimes?" Yes, "Fake but Accurate" seems to be the motto of the DUmmies. So let us now watch the latest rantings from the "Reality Based Community" in Bolshevik Red while the commentary of your humble correspondent, noting that MacBeth will soon have lots of time to brush up on his Shakespeare from a jail cell, is in the [brackets]:

Does anyone doubt that certain G.I.'s are committing war crimes?

[Not in DUmmieland where actual facts are considered to be quite beside the point.]

There's been an uproar over a supposedly hoaxed video of a G.I. admitting to mass murder of innocents, but does anyone actually doubt that certain of our soldiers are indeed mad dog killers? No, I'm not saying they all are, but many are. We've seen the evidence over and over. But the number one group of war criminals is of course the neo cons, the ones who tricked the soldiers into thinking the Iraqis are the ones who attacked us, and that they are mere cockroaches to be smashed asunder. It's not the soldiers who should be punished, it's the commanders in chief.

[Despite an utter LACK of evidence, let's just make politically motivated War Crimes accusations.]

No. Jack Murtha has confirmed they are committing war crimes. Murtha wouldn't ever lie about something like that.

[Oh no. Jack Murtha would NEVER fib despite having NO EVIDENCE to back up his charges.]

careful... We aren't supposed to question the ersatz hero worship of the troops. Even many at DU fall in line and don't dare question this. This war mentality isn't likely to change anytime soon. It has been carefully instigated by the military industrial complex after their failure in Vietnam. With their pawns in the media they have cultivated an unquestioning mantra of "support the troops".

[careful... We aren't supposed to back up our wild claims with FACTS.]

Remember, the truthiness of his story is more important then the details and the preponderance of evidence that he made them up!

[Thanx for PERFECTLY expressing the DUmmie attitude of Fake but Accurate.]

a war suggests an equal opportunity type of thing. this was a rape and pillage occupation contrary to international law against a weakened country

[WHO was raped? WHAT was pillaged and by WHOM? Sorry for asking these irritating questions.]

It is an illegal war. Every soldier fighting it is committing a crime. I said the guilt for that crime falls to the moral ledger of the Bush Regime, who launched an aggressive "pre-emptive" war in much the same manner Hitler did when he marched in to Poland.

[Since the DUmmies are UNABLE to find actual FACTS to back up their War Crimes charges they redefine War Crimes to mean our entry into Iraq. When the FACTS don't match the charge then just CRIMINALIZE policy decisions.]

Americans can be extremely Barbaric. I am a witness to that fact

[And you are now witness to the fact that you are being barbarically roasted alive for all to see on the DUmmie FUnnies.]

My husband served over there for more than a year and he never participated in nor witnessed a war crime.

[PLEASE!!! STOP with the FACTS!!!]

It's happening everyday. They kill without question or without reason. They walk around with their finger on the trigger ready to shoot.

[Is that you, Jessie MacBeth?]

I'm sick of people defending the ordinary GI. No one forced them to join the army. They volunteered to go off and kill brown people in the desert.

[Testify to this "fact" before congress and someday, you too, might become a U.S. Senator and run for President.]

It is evident that the US miltary is just as ugly and as capable of evil acts as any other army in history.

[This sounds like Jack Murtha's campaign speech.]

I believe there are a lot of rapes we dont hear about. and i dont give a f*ck what kind of stress your in, rape is inexcusable and were never hearing a peep about it.

[Possibly because it ISN'T happening?]


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KEYWORDS: dumbasses; dummies; fakeranger; jessiemacbeth
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1 posted on 05/26/2006 4:40:11 AM PDT by PJ-Comix
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2 posted on 05/26/2006 4:40:32 AM PDT by gate2wire
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PING!


3 posted on 05/26/2006 4:41:20 AM PDT by PJ-Comix (Join the DUmmie FUnnies PING List for the FUNNIEST Blog on the Web)
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4 posted on 05/26/2006 4:44:15 AM PDT by sharkhawk
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Top 5!


5 posted on 05/26/2006 4:45:11 AM PDT by RedRover
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I believe there are a lot of rapes we dont hear about.

No reason to believe that other than they want to believe the worst about the US military. They then go on to attempt a morally superior attitude toward a fantasy.

Not surprising that the only times they can feel superior to others is in their fantasies. Their real lives are completely pathetic.
6 posted on 05/26/2006 4:47:08 AM PDT by kenth
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There's been an uproar over a supposedly hoaxed video of a G.I.

No "supposedly" about it...
7 posted on 05/26/2006 4:47:37 AM PDT by Welsh Rabbit
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This war mentality isn't likely to change anytime soon. It has been carefully instigated by the military industrial complex after their failure in Vietnam.

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The "military industrial complex"? Groovy. A flashback of the 60's.

Too bad old hippies don't fade away.

8 posted on 05/26/2006 4:49:29 AM PDT by trisham (Zen is not easy. It takes effort to attain nothingness. And then what do you have? Bupkis.)
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Remember, the truthiness of his story is more important then the details and the preponderance of evidence that he made them up

Absolutely priceless,and one has to assume that the writer thinks this is profound rather than idiotic.

9 posted on 05/26/2006 4:49:47 AM PDT by carlr (-)
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I don't want to hear griping about "atrocities" and "torture" until they show me where such things are located in the Military Handbook.

A few people committing crimes is normal. National policy is another thing altogether. I dare these !#$#!@holes to find it in the rule books.


10 posted on 05/26/2006 4:51:10 AM PDT by the OlLine Rebel (Common sense is an uncommon virtue.)
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Jesse Macbeth
11 posted on 05/26/2006 4:53:57 AM PDT by N. Theknow (Kennedys - Can't drive, can't fly, can't ski, can't skipper a boat - But they know what's best.)
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Evidence... we don't need no stinkin' evidence.

Sheesh. The marriage of DUmmies believing anything, as long as it makes "BushCo" look bad, and their total lack of respect for the military is an ugly, ugly thing.

What's most frightening is that they aren't expressing a fear that this might be going on; instead, they are expressing their hope that it is going on, which could eventually be used for their own partisan political purposes. They want this to be true, which is why they believe it without a shread of evidence.

12 posted on 05/26/2006 4:54:23 AM PDT by kevkrom (Posting snarky comments so you don't have to)
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I love the way DUmmies are always talking about "international law". What they actually mean is just some nutty resolution declared by Leftists at a summit meeting.


13 posted on 05/26/2006 4:55:15 AM PDT by RedRover
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Their "Reality" is in some universe that has yet to be found. They just can't get over the fact that they keep loosing elections. And the 60's, burnt out, brain dead, hippies that permeate DU, are a good example of what excessive drug use does to the mind.
14 posted on 05/26/2006 5:02:03 AM PDT by skimask (People who care what you do don't matter.......People who matter don't care what you do.)
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"truthiness" another new word!!!!!


15 posted on 05/26/2006 5:03:27 AM PDT by Mercat (He's everywhere you are.)
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Remember, the truthiness of his story is more important then the details and the preponderance of evidence that he made them up!

[Thanx for PERFECTLY expressing the DUmmie attitude of Fake but Accurate.]

PJ, are you sure this isn't some LOUSY FREEPER TROLL posting this to yank their chains? It sounds just like the kind of veiled sarcasm I'd use if I were to ever troll over there. (Though I doubt I'd be able to coin a term such as "truthiness".)

16 posted on 05/26/2006 5:08:58 AM PDT by kevkrom (Posting snarky comments so you don't have to)
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Uh, we may want to show a little restraint on this issue at this time. See the following post for details:

http://www.freerepublic.com/focus/f-news/1638567/posts

I'm not condoning/supporting this article; just stating we may want to see how it rolls out.

17 posted on 05/26/2006 5:10:27 AM PDT by bcsco ("He who is wedded to the spirit of the age is soon a widower" - Anonymous)
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I'm sick of people defending the ordinary GI. No one forced them to join the army. They volunteered to go off and kill brown people in the desert.

Is there a special check-box for that on the application form, or is part of the essay section?

18 posted on 05/26/2006 5:10:30 AM PDT by kevkrom (Posting snarky comments so you don't have to)
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DU is just a step away from calling our boys "Baby Killers."


19 posted on 05/26/2006 5:19:06 AM PDT by Cyclops08
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20!!?


20 posted on 05/26/2006 5:30:13 AM PDT by The_Victor (If all I want is a warm feeling, I should just wet my pants.)
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