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DUmmie FUnnies 02-24-06 ("We are winning! Keep up the good fight! BUSHCO is going down...")
DUmmie FUnnies ^ | February 24, 2006 | Hobbit Oscar, DUmmies, and PJ-Comix

Posted on 02/24/2006 5:35:11 AM PST by PJ-Comix

Rarely have the title and tone of a missive clashed so directly as in this DUmmie THREAD "victoriously" titled, "We are winning! Keep up the good fight! BUSHCO is going down..." To read the title, one would think the DUmmies are on the verge of finally defeating the EVIL Bush Regime. However, when one actually READS the thread itself, it is chock full of ANGRY defeatism. Yeah, DUmmies, you can all relax. You ARE winning...NOT! Even you DUmmies are not at all convinced by the "upbeat" title of the thread. Once again the "victorious" DUmmie rantings are in a very ANGRY Bolshevik Red while the commentary of your humble correspondent, telling the DUmmies that the white flag you see waving before you is actually a Depends you will be needing, is in the [brackets]:

We are winning! Keep up the good fight! BUSHCO is going down...

[Your only struggle now is to decide whether or not to be magnanimous in victory although I think the answer would be a definitely NO.]

I know many feel the same as I do ,but I also read many postings with a defeatist attitude. Now is not the time to quit. WE HAVE THE BASTARDS ON THE RUN , MOVE IN FOR THE KILL GOD-DAMN IT. MOVE IN AND FINISH THEM OFF BEFORE THEY HAVE A CHANCE TO REGROUP. THIS IS BASIC WARFARE TYPE OF LOGIC AND IT WORKS,THAT IS WHY IT IS BASIC. Pull no punches, go for the jugular, etc.. We Democrats had damn sure better take this opportunity to strike now.RIDE,RIDE NOW. ...Oscar

[Oops, Oscar. Your Gandalfian words right after that brave intro don't sound very certain at all. And where are you going to strike out from? Mommy's basement computer from where you post those brave calls for attack? Now to hear from Oscar's fellow DUmmies who sound somewhat less than sure of victory...]

I go from hopeful to defeated quite frequently these days. Some days it's just so hard to believe anything will ever turn the tide, when so many outrageous crimes against democracy and humanity are committed in front of our eyes every day, and people just shrug. Sometimes I want to crawl into a hole and not come out. But there are better days as well. I think a lot of us go through this.

[True. DUmmies know well the feeling of having Lucy pull the football away from them over and over and over again.]

I know you feel. It gets very frustrating.

[That was a quick plunge from ultimate victory to utter frustration.]

Not today my friend,today we fight!There may come a day when all is lost. BUT IT IS NOT THIS DAY! TODAY WE FIGHT! ...Oscar P.S. I am paraphrasing Tolkien

[You need a long, long rest at the Shire my little Hobbit.]

What are you talking about? We are Americans before we are partisans.

[LOUSY FREEPER ORC!!!]

We are Democrats and our Nation`s last Hope. We have these... bastards on the run on do not let up or our alternative may very well be that of partisans or total and utter submission. ...Oscar

[Hobbit Oscar tranferring to his Gollum mode.]

Sorry, I won't do war with fellow Americans regardless of partisanship. I'm not a dittohead, etc.

[You might not be a dittohead but that still won't keep you from being Tombstoned for sounding too rational in DUmmieland.]

Well I WILL do war with fellow Americans... because to be a real American these days is to be a PARTISAN Democrat! Those others are NOT real Americans no matter how much they hide behind the flag.

[Only Partisan Democrats are real Americans said the tinny voice from the Alternate Reality.]

What can I say? Ere the Sun Rises ! Get Back! I will fight with you.. friend,warrior,comrade. ...Oscar

[Oscar, before you bravely wield your powerful sword in mortal fantasy combat, don't you think you should clean up the pizza stains from your T-shirt first?]

2006 & 2008. What is the plan for the elections? What can we do leading up to them?

[Stick your heads in the sand and pretend it isn't happening.]

The Dems/Libs seem to be so far off message. Would that attract voters? I guess I take everything too seriously - sorry

[More tax cuts and stronger national security. Options that are OUT of the question for DUmmies.]

Bumper sticker: "Republicans Lie" Simple, and everybody knows it's true, even if they won't admit it.

[Simple...and stupid.]

I have a lot work to do. Do you think we are going to win elections on freakin' Jack Abramoff? The spin is already in that he is attached to Dems as well - even if it isn't true. Most Americans think that what he did is normal or not a big deal. Its totally a dog bites man story - guess what America politicians can be corrupt! Also, with GOP, do you think they would let themselves be in this position close to an election? NO! We need a positive message about the Democrat party, not a they suck message.

[Trust me: You will end up with a THEY SUCK message.]

We all need a pep rally now and then.

[A few more "pep rallies" like this and you will be mainlining Prozac.]

What we say among ourselves resonates as our image to the public. And we look like a bunch of nuts b/c of how the GOP media spins it. Sometimes I think we care too much about the truth - we need to just win baby!

[You think you look like a bunch of nuts? Now how did you ever get that crazy idea?]

Bullshit. Nothing I said is nutty.

[DAMNIT! I'm NOT nuts!!!]

A sword day, a red day ! Ere the sun Rises! Ride, ride now. Riders of... Democrats.Ride for VICTORY! I`M PARAPHRSING TOLKIEN, LORD OF THE RINGS AND ALL THAT. GEE WHIZ his words do resonate

[Oscar, I really do think you need to shelve your Lord of the Rings books at least for a day or two in order to prevent yourself from succumbing to terminal Hobbitry.]

Ride now, ride now, RIDE TO GONDOR!!!

[Another Hobbit wannabee weighs in with some deep thinking.]

I want to be hopeful...I really do. And I try to be hopeful. But what frightens and depresses me more than anything is the seemingly uncanny ability of the "official" Democratic party to snatch defeat from the jaws of victory. I'm just not sure any more they WANT to win. They never seem to go on the offensive and stay on the offensive when it matters.

[The most recent snatching defeat from victory routine was accomplished when the Democrats stabbed Paul Hackett in the back thus ensuring that the GOP will keep their Ohio senate seat.]

Lets say we win in 06, impeach Bush. Great, President Cheney! - also the country just doesn't like impeachment proceedings no matter what.

[You...you mean if Bush is impeached then John Kerry isn't automatically installed as our next President? This is the first time I heard of that...in DUmmieland.]

It's starting to smell funny around here. Anyone else notice it?

[I believe that odor is the stench of defeat.]

Its like... when you are playing basketball and the refs just have it out for you. You have to just accept it and play to such a degree that the refs don't matter.

[Sorry. Basketball analogies are not allowed on this thread. Only Lord of the Ring references are permitted.]

Good morning to all, I have to go about my day,ergo leave forum. I appreciate your interest in my posting. ...Oscar

[Hobbit Oscar needs to make a pilgrimage to Mt. Doom in order to toss his DUmmie secret decoder ring into the boiling lava.]

Re:BUSHCO- BRING IT DOWN,BRING IT DOWN,BRING IT DOWN... If not now when ? They are as weak as they will ever be . All the bigtime GOP`s are against him/them on this one. Regimes live or die at times like this. WE have to keep on it alive with every thing we can . He/They are going down over this one, stay on it and do not let up. He is a traitor ,willing to sell out our Nation`s National Security for fun and profit as did his namesake George Walker. This is the issue that will bring them down.The Republicans know it, stay on it. ...Oscar

[And give my regards to the Ents, Oscar. Perhaps you can hitch a ride with them to the state of sanity.]


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To: PeteB570
Big mood swings over there.

I think its called bipolar disorder or schitzophrenia.

101 posted on 02/24/2006 3:52:17 PM PST by beckysueb (Smoke 'em if you got ,em!)
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To: Fintan

I wonder whats the deal with the lampshades.


102 posted on 02/24/2006 3:53:44 PM PST by beckysueb (Smoke 'em if you got ,em!)
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To: PJ-Comix
Generalissimo Oscarguy has all of 216 posts, and he had at least a third of the posts on this thread.

So is he: (1) a newbie who hasn't figured out yet that it's much more enjoyable to kvetch than to actually DO something, or (2) a LOUSY FREEPER TROLL agent provocateur?
103 posted on 02/24/2006 4:00:32 PM PST by decal (Whoever said you can't fool all the people all the time has never visited DU...)
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To: Flux Capacitor
Oscar's "paraphrasing" Tolkien because he's never read Tolkien. He's just grabbing lines from the damned LORD OF THE RINGS movies.

Yep. Someone has a serious self-image issue here. Bet he's seen 'em a bunch of times...

104 posted on 02/24/2006 4:07:34 PM PST by Billthedrill
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To: beckysueb
I wonder what's the deal with the lampshades.

 

I can only guess they pretend it's a lightshow from the old Fillmore East. Before they were born.


105 posted on 02/24/2006 4:12:17 PM PST by Fintan (See??? Sometimes I do read the articles.)
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To: Charles Henrickson
Oscar the Grouch?


106 posted on 02/24/2006 4:38:25 PM PST by Purrcival (The MSM breaks a story in full-on hysteria mode. When the truth comes out, we see their distortion.)
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To: Charles Henrickson; PJ-Comix
2006 & 2008. What is the plan for the elections? What can we do leading up to them?

DUAC! DUAC!

107 posted on 02/24/2006 4:39:34 PM PST by Purrcival (The MSM breaks a story in full-on hysteria mode. When the truth comes out, we see their distortion.)
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To: Charles Henrickson; PJ-Comix

I SWEAR I hadn't seen Charles' post #59 before I made my post.


108 posted on 02/24/2006 4:49:40 PM PST by Purrcival (The MSM breaks a story in full-on hysteria mode. When the truth comes out, we see their distortion.)
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To: PJ-Comix; Charles Henrickson
Kick and punch them until they're down...!!! ...then keep on kicking and punching them until they've breathed their last!!! Don't let up...!!! Keep kicking until the stench of death stings your noses!

Rah rah ree! Kick 'em in the knee! Rah rah rass! Kick 'em in the other knee!

109 posted on 02/24/2006 4:57:06 PM PST by Purrcival (The MSM breaks a story in full-on hysteria mode. When the truth comes out, we see their distortion.)
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To: PJ-Comix

"We are Democrats and our Nation`s last Hope."


hahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha...

Better:

We are Democrats and our nation's last laugh.


110 posted on 02/24/2006 5:01:36 PM PST by the rightgirl
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To: Charles Henrickson

Don't forget "Independent" Jumpin' Jim. They effectively have 45, not 44. So they're already just 1 step closer (and $10 away) from having 67 Democrats in the Senate this November.

:-D


111 posted on 02/24/2006 5:01:40 PM PST by Purrcival (The MSM breaks a story in full-on hysteria mode. When the truth comes out, we see their distortion.)
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To: txradioguy

"Yes DUmmies...your prediction of the end of BUSHCO coming to an end will actually happen...sometime in January of 2009."

...but only after the eeeeeeevil Karl Rove installs Bush's successor. MUAH-HAHAHAHAHAHAHA!


112 posted on 02/24/2006 5:04:51 PM PST by Purrcival (The MSM breaks a story in full-on hysteria mode. When the truth comes out, we see their distortion.)
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To: PJ-Comix

In a short week the dems poll better on national security than the GOP, according to Rasmussen.

Thanks, Dubya.


113 posted on 02/24/2006 5:06:31 PM PST by HitmanLV (Listen to my demos for Savage Nation contest: http://www.geocities.com/mr_vinnie_vegas/index.html)
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To: franksolich

oscar=FReeper mole? You usually have a great nose for these things, so you might be right!

BTW, why don't you post your picture of hamstersfromhell to remind us all of the prototypical DUmmie?


114 posted on 02/24/2006 5:06:34 PM PST by Purrcival (The MSM breaks a story in full-on hysteria mode. When the truth comes out, we see their distortion.)
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To: PJ-Comix

I believe in Tolkien, the main characters went to war against Sauron and the Orcs and didn't buddy up to them Gandolf and Aragon didn't provide sound bites that could be used on Al Mordor TV.

In Tolkien, they recognized the enemy, recognized what surrender and losing to that enemy would mean, and they fought.


115 posted on 02/24/2006 5:07:42 PM PST by Duke Nukum (To thine own self be true...or relatively true. --Guy Caballero)
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To: beckysueb

"I wonder whats the deal with the lampshades."


Oooooh, sharp eyes! I missed that. Direct light hurting their eyes, maybe?


116 posted on 02/24/2006 5:09:17 PM PST by Purrcival (The MSM breaks a story in full-on hysteria mode. When the truth comes out, we see their distortion.)
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To: HitmanLV; PJ-Comix

"In a short week the dems poll better on national security than the GOP, according to Rasmussen.

Thanks, Dubya."

That's just a knee-jerk reaction, thanks mainly to the misreporting (once again) of this story by the LameStream Media. Most Americans are clueless when it comes to how ports are managed in this country. So was I, until this story broke and I started wading through all of the info I was getting, pro and con, from various sources. The media would have us believe that the U.S. is handing responsibility for port security over to the UAE. We're not. The Port Authority and the Coast Guard still handle security. And that's not the only thing about this that the media has been misreporting. Apparently, this is a lease of some berths in a port that are managed by Great Britain, and the lease is being sold to UAE. The MSM makes it sound like the whole port is being sold. And apparently, there have been foreign companies owning such berths for years, and all of a sudden, it's Bush's fault? Every new story that comes out is the "next thing that will FINALLY bring down the eeeeeeeeevil Bush Regime and cause Bush and Cheney to either resign or be impeached".

I just wish the Bush Admin had gotten ahead of the story before it could be spun to be something that it's not.
One of the problems was that they were on the defensive all week over BirdshotGate.

Once the "OMG! ARE YOU PEOPLE NUTS????" reaction dies down as people get the REAL info, I think those poll numbers will turn around. It might even end up biting the RATS in the butt.


117 posted on 02/24/2006 5:18:09 PM PST by Purrcival (The MSM breaks a story in full-on hysteria mode. When the truth comes out, we see their distortion.)
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To: Purrcival

The problem is that the administration can't communicate effectively. They have consistently had this problem and its not going to change before the 2006 or 2008 election.

The good news is that the GOP still won in the 2000, 2002, and 2004 elections.

The president was asked about the deal and said it's a done deal and he will veto any attempt to block it.

Then we hear he didn't even know much about it.

Inspiring.

The Bush admin can't communicate well, at all. They are caught flatfooted and defensive very often. They appear secretive even when they don't have to. Some of Dubya's decisions come off as strange even to his supporters.

All this flatly sucks. Dubya's popularity have been in the dumps for almost a year now. No signs of life, sorry.

I hope for the best but the stage is very clearly set for a GOP bloodletting and a remarkable rejection of the GOP status quo in 2006.


118 posted on 02/24/2006 5:26:39 PM PST by HitmanLV (Listen to my demos for Savage Nation contest: http://www.geocities.com/mr_vinnie_vegas/index.html)
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To: HitmanLV

"The president was asked about the deal and said it's a done deal and he will veto any attempt to block it.

Then we hear he didn't even know much about it.

Inspiring."

But what we DON'T know is if statement #2 was even true! I find it very hard to believe, myself. We have so many recent examples of the media simply distorting the facts, or hearing what they want to hear, that what they initially feed us is CRAP! Then it takes a week or more for the truth to come out.


119 posted on 02/24/2006 5:55:50 PM PST by Purrcival (The MSM breaks a story in full-on hysteria mode. When the truth comes out, we see their distortion.)
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To: darkwing104
It's Friday....The haven't got their prescriptions yet. The mailman should deliver them around at about 2 o'clock.

Nationwide mail count going on right now.....may not get meds till 3-4 o'clock...

120 posted on 02/24/2006 6:14:45 PM PST by dirtbiker (I've tried to see the liberal point of view, but I couldn't get my head that far up my a$$....)
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