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DUmmie FUnnies 01-10-06 ("If Dems don't filibuster, they are sending us a clear signal")
DUmmie FUnnies ^ | January 10, 2006 | DUmmies and PJ-Comix

Posted on 01/10/2006 5:06:26 AM PST by PJ-Comix

The DUmmies are setting themselves up for yet MORE frustration. This time it comes in the form of frustration over the LACK of a filibuster over Judge Alito. Judging from what is happening, despite the wild attacks on Alito by Chuck the Shmuck and The Swimmer, there probably WON'T be a filibuster against Alito. Thus the DUmmies are setting themselves up for another round of rubber room frustration as you can see in this THREAD titled, "If Dems don't filibuster, they are sending us a clear signal." Yes, once again the DUmmie hopes are about to be dashed by the realization that Alito WILL be nominated to the Supreme Court no matter how incoherently loud the drunken Teddy shouts in protest. So let us watch the fun spectacle of the DUmmies working themselves up to an uncontrollable rage in Bolshevik Red while the commentary of your humble correspondent, anxiously awaiting the entertainment of the post-nomination fireworks in DUmmieland, is in the [brackets]:

If Dems don't filibuster, they are sending us a clear signal

[And the signal is: "Time for a new round of meds."]

The message is: We are on our own.

[Fear not, DUmmies. You can still receive succor and comfort from the likes of Benburch, mopaul, flyarm, and Pied Piper Pitt. They will lead you to the Bolshevik Promised Land.]

I hope that they do not send this message. Send whatever good vibe you survive on to our Dem senators, and send an Insight vibe of your choosing to the Republican senators participating in this slap-to-the-face to our Constitution.

[And don't forget to send a Therapy Vibe to you local mental health professional.]

These hearings are a farce. Alito needs therapy, not more power. If the senators choose this sick, sexist, sociopathic NeoCon to lord over us legally, we will know that the last shreds of courage and integrity were vacuumed up by a cleaning lady in the Senate months ago.

[The unintended self irony of your post about Alito needing therapy followed by your wacko rant has probably gone over your tiny head.]

Right On!!! As far as I am concerned, it is their LAST damn chance. NO TO ALITO!

[Damn that Alito! Why can't he believe the constitution is subservient to International Law like Justice Breyer?

If the dems allow this nomination, it means they are one with the GOP in the culture of corruption and overturning our freedoms, especially womens.

[Liberal Civil War is FUN to watch!]

They have had time to get the script right and trap him tomorrow.

[Set the Alito trap and then BORK HIM!!!]

If the Dems don't filibuster, we are F*CKED! ... for generations!

[You've already achieved that exhalted state.

We are standing at the Brink. Period. If this guy gets in, we can kiss any vestige of judicial decency goodbye. Scalia, Thomas, Alito, and Roberts will recreate America. And, that, my friends, is not being dramatic.

[Have no fear. They will continue to allow DUmmieland to stay in existence. After all, it is an endless source of comedic entertainment.]

Goodbye America - Hello Christian extremist theocrats if this happens. But we will not allow them to do so even if it means civil war, expecially when it comes to women's rights. We'll quite politely rip their eyes and hearts out.

[You've already given us solid proof that your brains have been ripped out.]

Yes, you're right... This will be do or die for America! Dem's MUST filibuster Alito!!! If they don't I'll NEVER support them again!

[You will NEVER support them again...until you go crawling back again like lapdogs with your tails between your legs.]

Personally, I think a clear agenda item is to impeach every Federal bench appointment Bush made once election fraud is demonstrated to the majority of the population, which simply relies on the story being covered...every single one of them. Judge Abner Mikva, retired, a distinguished jurist agrees with me, btw. He said so right after *'s sElection.

[I always suspected that Judge Mikva was a bit nutty but thank you for this new information confirming that he is actually completely LOOOOOONY!]

Dont give in Dems...This one is for all the marbles...

[Yes, those marbles that you have lost.]

We cannot let the SCOTUS slip its gone too far already

[The Democrats are too far gone already. Oh, and your slip is showing.]


TOPICS: Humor
KEYWORDS: 109th; alito; alitohearings; dummies; filibuster; judgealito
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To: PJ-Comix

Everytime I read one of these, I think that it is the funniest one yet, but this one really does take the cake!
Alito is way too smart to be trapped by idiots.


101 posted on 01/10/2006 2:53:54 PM PST by westmichman (Please pray with me for global warming)
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To: 101st-Eagle
Send whatever good vibe you survive on to our Dem senators

Reminds me of Country Joe & The Fish at Woodstock as the storm clouds gathered: "HEY! IF YOU THINK REALLY HARD, MAYBE WE CAN STOP THIS RAIN! NO RAIN, NO RAIN, NO RAIN, NO RAIN, NO RAIN...." And then the lightning hit....

It amazes me that so many libs believe in magical thinking. It is the same logic, I suppose, that compels a lib mind to embrace relative morality.

102 posted on 01/10/2006 3:06:57 PM PST by TheGeezer
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To: TheGeezer

"One pill makes you larger
and one pill makes you small"
quoting the dummie heroes.


103 posted on 01/10/2006 3:09:21 PM PST by westmichman (Please pray with me for global warming)
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To: PJ-Comix

Just wanted to let you know I just voted for you. Thanks for the pleasure of DUmmie FUnnies!


104 posted on 01/10/2006 3:29:49 PM PST by RedRover (Fingers crossed on your behalf.)
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To: PJ-Comix
If he is confirmed, I, as a teeny little woman, will not be able to buy so much as a condom in a few years.

If the DUmmies would close their legs and open their minds they might be dangerous. Of course they would actually need minds to open.

105 posted on 01/10/2006 3:30:27 PM PST by CzarNicky (The problem with bad ideas is that they seemed like good ideas at the time.)
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To: RedRover
Just wanted to let you know I just voted for you. Thanks for the pleasure of DUmmie FUnnies!

Thanx for your vote. Nominations end tonight. They will announce finalists in about a week.

106 posted on 01/10/2006 3:38:59 PM PST by PJ-Comix (Join the DUmmie FUnnies PING List for the FUNNIEST Blog on the Web)
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To: RabidBartender
stoopid backslash key and mountain dew on the keyboard with the sticking and the repeating and the.

One reason I drink Diet Dew. Don't get that sticky, sugar mess when you spill it.....

107 posted on 01/10/2006 4:34:46 PM PST by dirtbiker (I've tried to see the liberal point of view, but I couldn't get my head that far up my a$$....)
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To: PJ-Comix

Thanks for this DUFU, PJ! I watched the hearings off and on today, and found myself imagining the DUmmies sinking deeper into despair when they realized that none of those blowhards were even laying a glove on Alito.

Y'know, it's hard to imagine a more self-important, bloviating bag of wind than Leahy...no, Kennedy...no, Schumer...no, Biden...no, Feingold...no...


108 posted on 01/10/2006 4:50:03 PM PST by Purrcival (Senator, your supposed to take 30 minutes to ask Alito QUESTIONS, not make a 30-minute statement!)
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To: gate2wire; PJ-Comix

I'll bet most of them don't even know what a "NeoCon" is, just like they don't know what a "fascist" is.


109 posted on 01/10/2006 4:51:54 PM PST by Purrcival (Senator, your'e supposed to take 30 minutes to ask Alito QUESTIONS, not make a 30-minute statement!)
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To: gate2wire; PJ-Comix

"sick, sexist, sociopathic NeoCon..."

DUmmie code for "He doesn't agree with us".

Actually, he sort of reminds me of the scientist on the old Rocky & Bullwinkle cartoons.


110 posted on 01/10/2006 4:54:32 PM PST by Purrcival (Senator, your'e supposed to take 30 minutes to ask Alito QUESTIONS, not make a 30-minute statement!)
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To: PJ-Comix
Got news for you, the Dems were in the minority when they racked Nixon up on the Watergate pole.

WRONG! The Dims were a majority party in the House (where impeachment starts) from the 50's until 1994.

It is time for every single Democrat in Congress to gird their loins and fight like there is no tommorrow.

NOOOOOOOOOOOOO! I think I'm going to be sick! I just got a mental image of Teddy the Drunk "girding his loins", and it was far from pretty......

Once you add Pelosi, Boxer, Feinstein, Schumer, et.al. to the mix, it gets much, much UGLIER!!!!

(Pardon me. I need some Pepto pronto....)

111 posted on 01/10/2006 4:57:48 PM PST by dirtbiker (I've tried to see the liberal point of view, but I couldn't get my head that far up my a$$....)
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To: PJ-Comix
You want to see Bush leave in '08?

Interesting, the writer does not seem to realize that Bush will not be running in the '08 election.

112 posted on 01/10/2006 5:41:38 PM PST by Ludicrous (I support a woman's right to choose an effective contraception method)
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To: chesley
Send whatever good vibe you survive on to our Dem senators They're gonna send their welfare check to their Senator?? Only in DUmmieland.

Maybe they are gonna send their doobage?

113 posted on 01/10/2006 5:43:52 PM PST by Ludicrous (I support a woman's right to choose an effective contraception method)
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To: freedumb2003

Glad to help. I got a kick out of it...

Sorry I missed your reply until now.


114 posted on 01/10/2006 5:59:13 PM PST by jurroppi1
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To: PJ-Comix
If Dems don't filibuster, they are sending us a clear signal. . . .

I don't know how clear. It could be:

a) We Democrats want to play fair and confirm any qualified nominee the President sends to us, even if we disagree with their politics, much like the Republicans did with Ruth Buzzi Ginsburg; or

b) We don't want to get our *sses handed to us come Election Day.

On second thought, it is a very clear signal.

115 posted on 01/10/2006 6:02:07 PM PST by Charles Henrickson (Back after 12+ hours away from the computer.)
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to the Republican senators participating in this slap-to-the-face to our Constitution.

It's a shame that the mentally ill (a.k.a. liberals) can't ever say what in the Constitution is getting it's face slapped. A whole lot of hate and whining goin on over at DU!

116 posted on 01/10/2006 6:08:27 PM PST by 69ConvertibleFirebird (Never argue with an idiot. They drag you down to their level, then beat you with experience.)
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To: gate2wire
FUnny, I perceive them all as aging hippies.

I think you're right. Aging hippies all on antidepressants with govt jobs or cashier jobs at the local book store.

117 posted on 01/10/2006 6:11:02 PM PST by 69ConvertibleFirebird (Never argue with an idiot. They drag you down to their level, then beat you with experience.)
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To: PJ-Comix
Send whatever good vibe you survive on to our Dem senators, and send an Insight vibe of your choosing to the Republican senators. . . .

Is that you, Richard Gere?

118 posted on 01/10/2006 6:12:16 PM PST by Charles Henrickson (Send this thought out. . . .)
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To: PJ-Comix
Send whatever good vibe you survive on to our Dem senators, and send an Insight vibe of your choosing to the Republican senators. . . .

So the DUmmies are getting out their vibrators again, eh?

119 posted on 01/10/2006 6:12:49 PM PST by Charles Henrickson (Send this thought out. . . .)
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To: PJ-Comix
Send whatever good vibe you survive on to our Dem senators, and send an Insight vibe of your choosing to the Republican senators. . . .

It won't do you any good. Lord Rove is sending out vibrations of his own:


120 posted on 01/10/2006 6:14:10 PM PST by Charles Henrickson (Send this thought out. . . .)
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