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DUmmie FUnnies 01-10-06 ("If Dems don't filibuster, they are sending us a clear signal")
DUmmie FUnnies ^ | January 10, 2006 | DUmmies and PJ-Comix

Posted on 01/10/2006 5:06:26 AM PST by PJ-Comix

The DUmmies are setting themselves up for yet MORE frustration. This time it comes in the form of frustration over the LACK of a filibuster over Judge Alito. Judging from what is happening, despite the wild attacks on Alito by Chuck the Shmuck and The Swimmer, there probably WON'T be a filibuster against Alito. Thus the DUmmies are setting themselves up for another round of rubber room frustration as you can see in this THREAD titled, "If Dems don't filibuster, they are sending us a clear signal." Yes, once again the DUmmie hopes are about to be dashed by the realization that Alito WILL be nominated to the Supreme Court no matter how incoherently loud the drunken Teddy shouts in protest. So let us watch the fun spectacle of the DUmmies working themselves up to an uncontrollable rage in Bolshevik Red while the commentary of your humble correspondent, anxiously awaiting the entertainment of the post-nomination fireworks in DUmmieland, is in the [brackets]:

If Dems don't filibuster, they are sending us a clear signal

[And the signal is: "Time for a new round of meds."]

The message is: We are on our own.

[Fear not, DUmmies. You can still receive succor and comfort from the likes of Benburch, mopaul, flyarm, and Pied Piper Pitt. They will lead you to the Bolshevik Promised Land.]

I hope that they do not send this message. Send whatever good vibe you survive on to our Dem senators, and send an Insight vibe of your choosing to the Republican senators participating in this slap-to-the-face to our Constitution.

[And don't forget to send a Therapy Vibe to you local mental health professional.]

These hearings are a farce. Alito needs therapy, not more power. If the senators choose this sick, sexist, sociopathic NeoCon to lord over us legally, we will know that the last shreds of courage and integrity were vacuumed up by a cleaning lady in the Senate months ago.

[The unintended self irony of your post about Alito needing therapy followed by your wacko rant has probably gone over your tiny head.]

Right On!!! As far as I am concerned, it is their LAST damn chance. NO TO ALITO!

[Damn that Alito! Why can't he believe the constitution is subservient to International Law like Justice Breyer?

If the dems allow this nomination, it means they are one with the GOP in the culture of corruption and overturning our freedoms, especially womens.

[Liberal Civil War is FUN to watch!]

They have had time to get the script right and trap him tomorrow.

[Set the Alito trap and then BORK HIM!!!]

If the Dems don't filibuster, we are F*CKED! ... for generations!

[You've already achieved that exhalted state.

We are standing at the Brink. Period. If this guy gets in, we can kiss any vestige of judicial decency goodbye. Scalia, Thomas, Alito, and Roberts will recreate America. And, that, my friends, is not being dramatic.

[Have no fear. They will continue to allow DUmmieland to stay in existence. After all, it is an endless source of comedic entertainment.]

Goodbye America - Hello Christian extremist theocrats if this happens. But we will not allow them to do so even if it means civil war, expecially when it comes to women's rights. We'll quite politely rip their eyes and hearts out.

[You've already given us solid proof that your brains have been ripped out.]

Yes, you're right... This will be do or die for America! Dem's MUST filibuster Alito!!! If they don't I'll NEVER support them again!

[You will NEVER support them again...until you go crawling back again like lapdogs with your tails between your legs.]

Personally, I think a clear agenda item is to impeach every Federal bench appointment Bush made once election fraud is demonstrated to the majority of the population, which simply relies on the story being covered...every single one of them. Judge Abner Mikva, retired, a distinguished jurist agrees with me, btw. He said so right after *'s sElection.

[I always suspected that Judge Mikva was a bit nutty but thank you for this new information confirming that he is actually completely LOOOOOONY!]

Dont give in Dems...This one is for all the marbles...

[Yes, those marbles that you have lost.]

We cannot let the SCOTUS slip its gone too far already

[The Democrats are too far gone already. Oh, and your slip is showing.]


TOPICS: Humor
KEYWORDS: 109th; alito; alitohearings; dummies; filibuster; judgealito
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Today is THE DAY when the Bloggies Awards nominations process ends. However, you STILL have until this evening to nominate the DUmmie FUnnies. Just follow these directions:

Go over to the 2006 BLOGGIES AWARDS page and nominate the DUmmie FUnnies for the MOST HUMOROUS WEBLOG. You MUST nominate at least THREE Nominees. For example, in addition to the DUmmie FUnnies, I also nominated Michelle Malkin's Blog for Best Political Blog and a Canadian Friend of mine who has a great Blog as the Best Canadian Blog plus I nominated a couple of other Blogs. However, PLEASE vote ONLY for DUmmie FUnnies in the category of MOST HUMOROUS BLOG.

Please type in DUmmie FUnnies for the name of the Blog and copy the following URL to paste in the URL section: http://www.dummiefunnies.blogspot.com

Remember, you can only nominate ONCE so don't try it more than once or your nomination is discarded. I screwed up bigtime on the Weblog Awards when I didn't realize until too late about the nominations so don't want to mess up this time. Deadline for nominations is Jan. 10 and after that the nominees are voted in the final contest.

Thanx in advance for your support.

p.s. You might want to check the Bloggies Box indicating that you want to be on the panel of voters that choose the finalists.

1 posted on 01/10/2006 5:06:31 AM PST by PJ-Comix
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To: Xenalyte; RMDupree; AlexW; CzarNicky; Mike Fieschko; motzman; codercpc; thingumbob; tje; ml1954; ...

PING!


2 posted on 01/10/2006 5:07:47 AM PST by PJ-Comix (Join the DUmmie FUnnies PING List for the FUNNIEST Blog on the Web)
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To: PJ-Comix

Ghads, I hope they filibuster, and I hope that the Senate Republicans blow it apart.

Not counting on either.


3 posted on 01/10/2006 5:08:24 AM PST by kingu
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To: PJ-Comix

5


4 posted on 01/10/2006 5:09:48 AM PST by NeoCaveman (starving the beast didn't work, they just kept spending anyway)
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To: kingu

Wow! Top 10! Woo hoo!


5 posted on 01/10/2006 5:12:12 AM PST by NonLinear (He's dead, Jim)
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To: PJ-Comix

In early, but then gone long. Gotta run now, won't get to this till mid-to-late afternoon.


6 posted on 01/10/2006 5:16:33 AM PST by Charles Henrickson (Life intrudes.)
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"But we will not allow them to do so even if it means civil war..."

Uhm...we have all the guns, moron. Or do you plan on getting 17 U.N. resolutions to 'make us stop'? Yeah, we'll take that into consideration.

7 posted on 01/10/2006 5:16:35 AM PST by RabidBartender
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To: PJ-Comix
Send whatever good vibe you survive on to our Dem senators, and send an Insight vibe of your choosing to the Republican senators participating in this slap-to-the-face to our Constitution.

I send my usual case of scotch to Kennedy before every televised event. Its the gift that keeps on giving: "Goldwater Presidency" LMAO.

8 posted on 01/10/2006 5:16:35 AM PST by Fenris6 (3 Purple Hearts in 4 months w/o missing a day of work? He's either John Rambo or a Fraud)
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To: RabidBartender

stoopid backslash key and mountain dew on the keyboard with the sticking and the repeating and the....


9 posted on 01/10/2006 5:17:32 AM PST by RabidBartender
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To: PJ-Comix

10?


10 posted on 01/10/2006 5:17:53 AM PST by gate2wire
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To: PJ-Comix
They have had time to get the script right and trap him tomorrow.

OMG. And I just read the bear metaphor yesterday: Hunter lays traps for the bear, goes back next day, no bear, can't find traps, then steps in one and gets caught, bear comes by and eats him. Kinda like the Robert's hearings. Alito's will be the same.

11 posted on 01/10/2006 5:19:47 AM PST by Fenris6 (3 Purple Hearts in 4 months w/o missing a day of work? He's either John Rambo or a Fraud)
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To: RabidBartender
/fixed ;)

"But we will not allow them to do so even if it means civil war..."

Uhm...we have all the guns, moron. Or do you plan on getting 17 U.N. resolutions to 'make us stop'? Yeah, we'll take that into consideration.

12 posted on 01/10/2006 5:20:44 AM PST by Fenris6 (3 Purple Hearts in 4 months w/o missing a day of work? He's either John Rambo or a Fraud)
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To: PJ-Comix
Scalia, Thomas, Alito, and Roberts will recreate America.

No padishan. There is another. [Bush will appoint one more before 08]. Enjoy.

13 posted on 01/10/2006 5:22:51 AM PST by Fenris6 (3 Purple Hearts in 4 months w/o missing a day of work? He's either John Rambo or a Fraud)
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To: PJ-Comix
If Dems don't filibuster, they are sending us a clear signal

No clear signal. That's just gas!

14 posted on 01/10/2006 5:23:25 AM PST by airborne (If being a Christian was a crime, would there be enough evidence to convict you?)
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To: PJ-Comix
Goodbye America - Hello Christian extremist theocrats if this happens.

Earth to DUmmies: Its the Islamic extremist theocrats that have America worried. You're priorities are so out of wack.

15 posted on 01/10/2006 5:25:02 AM PST by Fenris6 (3 Purple Hearts in 4 months w/o missing a day of work? He's either John Rambo or a Fraud)
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To: PJ-Comix

Top 20?


16 posted on 01/10/2006 5:25:04 AM PST by freedumb2003 (American troops cannot be defeated. American Politicians can.)
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To: PJ-Comix
The message is: We are on our own.

If you are not them and they are not you then who are you?

17 posted on 01/10/2006 5:31:36 AM PST by freedumb2003 (American troops cannot be defeated. American Politicians can.)
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Top 20


18 posted on 01/10/2006 5:35:58 AM PST by The_Victor (If all I want is a warm feeling, I should just wet my pants.)
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To: PJ-Comix
I hope that they do not send this message. Send whatever good vibe you survive on to our Dem senators, and send an Insight vibe of your choosing to the Republican senators participating in this slap-to-the-face to our Constitution.

And make sure to send Marky-Mark a good vibrations vibe along with a rama-lama-ding-dong chant for good measure.

19 posted on 01/10/2006 5:36:39 AM PST by 101st-Eagle
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To: PJ-Comix

Top 20?


20 posted on 01/10/2006 5:43:07 AM PST by Kaslin (The terrorists must be allowed to attack us again.... Sincerly A leftwinger)
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