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New York Declares Itself First Gay City
MichNews.com ^ | 1/05/2006 | Chris Davis

Posted on 01/05/2006 6:28:55 PM PST by writer33

New York—In a brash, yet diverse move, New York has declared itself the first gay city in the United States, electing Wednesday, its first woman and first openly gay leader, a position widely regarded as the second-most powerful seat in city government.

Christine Quinn wept several times during a passionate speech to the 51-member council, thanking her father and her partner, Kim Catullo, who looked on from the audience, making New York the most diverse city in America.

“Let me say that I am incredibly proud that in the most diverse city in the world, diversity is seen as a strength, and not an impediment,” Quinn said. “You won’t find a gayer city in America. Say what you will about San Francisco, but they just marry them, we elect them here in New York. So start spreading the news!”

Quinn, 39, a Democrat, was elected by a vote of 50 to 0, with one member abstaining in protest of what he said is an openly gay process of electing the speaker. Other council members had sought the job, but Quinn became a virtual lock because she was gay and fit the perfect image for New York City.

Quinn is reportedly one of 350 openly gay politicians serving in all levels of government nationwide, according to the Gay and Lesbian Victory Fund, an organization that advocates for gay candidates.

“That number of gays in public office was just 41 in 1991,” group spokesman Dave DeCicco said. “Before that, all politicians remained in the closet. You’ve got to hand it to New York. Only this city could step up and set the standard in diversity. That’s the reason everyone loves New York!”

The post is powerful mostly because of its influence over budget matters. Term limits and heterosexual behavior forced out her predecessor, Gifford Miller, whose run for mayor fell flat last year.

Historically, the City Council speaker seat has been used as a place to publicly slam Republican mayors. Long before Miller prepared to run against Mayor Michael Bloomberg last spring, he clashed with the Republican billionaire over just being Republican.

Reportedly among them was Bloomberg’s quest to build a new football stadium on Manhattan’s West Side, a venture that Quinn also opposed. But when asked this week how she would get along with the mayor, Quinn noted only that they have also worked together on various projects, for instance, to ban smoking in bars and restaurants.

“Getting rid of smokers is a top priority,” stated Quinn. “In New York, we’re saying no to smokers and yes to gays and lesbians. We’re truly the top of the heap when it comes to the welfare of New Yorkers.”

Even though she wasn’t specific, Ms. Quinn pledged to promote an aggressive leftist agenda, including efforts to extend term limits for council members from 8 to 12 years—especially since she is now elected—to also develop a waste disposal plan, and to create new housing for gays and lesbians, desperate for places to stay under the Bloomberg regime.

Ms. Quinn noted that she envisioned her role as that of superior and elite to Mr. Bloomberg, adding that their relationship was headed for the rocks. During her speech on Wednesday, Quinn went a step further, saying that too often the City Council hasn’t taken enough steps to rid themselves of conservative social policies.

“Even though Bloomberg isn’t what you would call a social conservative, he’s still got the Republican behind his name,” crowed Quinn. “We’re going to do something about that with this City Council.”

Councilman James S. Oddo of Staten Island, the liberal Republican minority leader, said he has watched with admiration as Ms. Quinn has evolved into a skilled leader with a laserlike concentration since they both started out as Council aides in the early 1990’s.

“She’s tough,” stated Oddo. “Remember, she’s a lesbian woman and she’s going to be in Mr. Bloomberg’s face!”

“I just think this is wonderful,” shouted Rep. Barney Frank, D-MA. “My only wish is that she would’ve done something special with her hair. It looked terrible.”

“This is so good to hear that New York has decided to come out of the 19th century,” said Kim Gandy, president of the National Organization for Women. “Electing a woman is a step in the right direction. Women have been victims in America too long. And best of all she’s a lesbian. Now that’s a gift that just keeps on giving.”

“I’m so excited,” said James Hanger, a tear-soaked, 46-year old openly gay Bronx resident and petroleum jelly salesman. “This means more to me than you could possibly imagine. I just don’t have the words to describe how I truly feel. I just love New York!”

In electing Christine Quinn, New York has climbed the pinnacle of the diversity ladder, proclaiming their status as the first gay city and setting an example for other city councils to climb out of the 19th century. The move demonstrates in the end that New York is still king of the diversity hill after all.


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To: Vision

Thanks for reading, Vision. Glad you enjoyed it.


41 posted on 01/05/2006 6:45:15 PM PST by writer33 (Rush Limbaugh walks in the footsteps of giants: George Washington, Thomas Paine and Ronald Reagan.)
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To: Snardius

She got full support from Queens.

:)


42 posted on 01/05/2006 6:45:29 PM PST by writer33 (Rush Limbaugh walks in the footsteps of giants: George Washington, Thomas Paine and Ronald Reagan.)
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To: bentfeather

I am twisted, b.


43 posted on 01/05/2006 6:45:40 PM PST by writer33 (Rush Limbaugh walks in the footsteps of giants: George Washington, Thomas Paine and Ronald Reagan.)
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To: writer33
Term limits and heterosexual behavior forced out her predecessor, Gifford Miller

What the H*** is "heterosexual behavior?"

44 posted on 01/05/2006 6:46:02 PM PST by Snardius (Some women want to walk hand in hand through the park; sing them a song; bite them on the spine...)
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To: beyond the sea

Good eye, bts.


45 posted on 01/05/2006 6:46:20 PM PST by writer33 (Rush Limbaugh walks in the footsteps of giants: George Washington, Thomas Paine and Ronald Reagan.)
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To: writer33

But I'm bent!!


46 posted on 01/05/2006 6:46:25 PM PST by Soaring Feather
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To: writer33
Oooops. I just noticed I had two "u"'s in Transexual. Ugh.

So tired.................

Have a great new year, Chris.

47 posted on 01/05/2006 6:47:10 PM PST by beyond the sea ("If someone is callin' you from Al Queda, we want to know why.")
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To: LUV W

Yep. New York has reached the top of the heap.


48 posted on 01/05/2006 6:47:11 PM PST by writer33 (Rush Limbaugh walks in the footsteps of giants: George Washington, Thomas Paine and Ronald Reagan.)
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To: writer33

I thought that was decided when Bloomberg was re-elected.


49 posted on 01/05/2006 6:47:22 PM PST by Stew Padasso ("That boy is nuttier than a squirrel turd.")
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To: writer33
“I’m so excited,” said James Hanger, a tear-soaked, 46-year old openly gay Bronx resident and petroleum jelly salesman.

Start spreading the news, indeed.

50 posted on 01/05/2006 6:47:41 PM PST by andy58-in-nh
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To: Snardius

Heterosexual behavior is a man that likes a woman, meaning other than homosexual behavior.


51 posted on 01/05/2006 6:48:54 PM PST by writer33 (Rush Limbaugh walks in the footsteps of giants: George Washington, Thomas Paine and Ronald Reagan.)
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To: bentfeather

You are bent.

:)


52 posted on 01/05/2006 6:49:05 PM PST by writer33 (Rush Limbaugh walks in the footsteps of giants: George Washington, Thomas Paine and Ronald Reagan.)
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To: beyond the sea

Same to you bts.


53 posted on 01/05/2006 6:49:33 PM PST by writer33 (Rush Limbaugh walks in the footsteps of giants: George Washington, Thomas Paine and Ronald Reagan.)
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To: writer33

Or the bottom...as it were.


54 posted on 01/05/2006 6:50:09 PM PST by luvie (Everyone that doesn't like what America and President Bush has done for Iraq can all go to HELL.-BD)
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To: Stew Padasso
I thought that was decided when Bloomberg was re-elected.

It was, but this makes it official. New York is now out of the closet.

:)

55 posted on 01/05/2006 6:50:18 PM PST by writer33 (Rush Limbaugh walks in the footsteps of giants: George Washington, Thomas Paine and Ronald Reagan.)
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To: LUV W

Definitely on bottom.


56 posted on 01/05/2006 6:50:52 PM PST by writer33 (Rush Limbaugh walks in the footsteps of giants: George Washington, Thomas Paine and Ronald Reagan.)
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To: writer33
LOL. Love that man's tunes!

His "The Summer Wind" just takes me to another world.

******

The summer wind, came blowin' in from across the sea

It lingered there to touch your hair and walk with me

All summer long we sang a song and then we strolled that golden sand

Two sweethearts and the summer wind

Like painted kites, those days and nights, they went flyin' by

The world was new beneath a blue umbrella sky

Then softer than a piper man one day it called to you

I lost you, I lost you to the summer wind

The autumn wind and the winter winds, they have come and gone

And still the days, those lonely days, they go on and on

And guess who sighs his lullabies through nights that never end

My fickle friend, the summer wind

*******

Lord .........

57 posted on 01/05/2006 6:50:53 PM PST by beyond the sea ("If someone is callin' you from Al Queda, we want to know why.")
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To: beyond the sea

Yeah. You seem like the type to like "The Summer Wind." That doesn't surprise me at all.

:)


58 posted on 01/05/2006 6:52:20 PM PST by writer33 (Rush Limbaugh walks in the footsteps of giants: George Washington, Thomas Paine and Ronald Reagan.)
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To: writer33; All

Yeah yeah yeah........."Gee, I'm gay.....celebrate me. If I'm female, I hate the fact and love unnatural sex with other women. If I'm male, I hate the fact and love it up the ***. Aren't you ALL just soooooooooo proud of me???"

Note to gays: We don't like your lifetstyle. We find what you do disgusting. We don't care to have you flaunting it. We want you back in the closet. We don't "celebrate" you. You're a far smaller percentage of the population than you want everyone to know.

STFU and keep it quiet, damn you all.


59 posted on 01/05/2006 6:53:58 PM PST by RightOnline
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To: writer33; bentfeather
You are bent.

Billy Jeff Clintoon is 'bentweenie'.

60 posted on 01/05/2006 6:54:17 PM PST by beyond the sea ("If someone is callin' you from Al Queda, we want to know why.")
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