Posted on 01/05/2006 6:28:55 PM PST by writer33
New York—In a brash, yet diverse move, New York has declared itself the first gay city in the United States, electing Wednesday, its first woman and first openly gay leader, a position widely regarded as the second-most powerful seat in city government.
Christine Quinn wept several times during a passionate speech to the 51-member council, thanking her father and her partner, Kim Catullo, who looked on from the audience, making New York the most diverse city in America.
“Let me say that I am incredibly proud that in the most diverse city in the world, diversity is seen as a strength, and not an impediment,” Quinn said. “You won’t find a gayer city in America. Say what you will about San Francisco, but they just marry them, we elect them here in New York. So start spreading the news!”
Quinn, 39, a Democrat, was elected by a vote of 50 to 0, with one member abstaining in protest of what he said is an openly gay process of electing the speaker. Other council members had sought the job, but Quinn became a virtual lock because she was gay and fit the perfect image for New York City.
Quinn is reportedly one of 350 openly gay politicians serving in all levels of government nationwide, according to the Gay and Lesbian Victory Fund, an organization that advocates for gay candidates.
“That number of gays in public office was just 41 in 1991,” group spokesman Dave DeCicco said. “Before that, all politicians remained in the closet. You’ve got to hand it to New York. Only this city could step up and set the standard in diversity. That’s the reason everyone loves New York!”
The post is powerful mostly because of its influence over budget matters. Term limits and heterosexual behavior forced out her predecessor, Gifford Miller, whose run for mayor fell flat last year.
Historically, the City Council speaker seat has been used as a place to publicly slam Republican mayors. Long before Miller prepared to run against Mayor Michael Bloomberg last spring, he clashed with the Republican billionaire over just being Republican.
Reportedly among them was Bloomberg’s quest to build a new football stadium on Manhattan’s West Side, a venture that Quinn also opposed. But when asked this week how she would get along with the mayor, Quinn noted only that they have also worked together on various projects, for instance, to ban smoking in bars and restaurants.
“Getting rid of smokers is a top priority,” stated Quinn. “In New York, we’re saying no to smokers and yes to gays and lesbians. We’re truly the top of the heap when it comes to the welfare of New Yorkers.”
Even though she wasn’t specific, Ms. Quinn pledged to promote an aggressive leftist agenda, including efforts to extend term limits for council members from 8 to 12 years—especially since she is now elected—to also develop a waste disposal plan, and to create new housing for gays and lesbians, desperate for places to stay under the Bloomberg regime.
Ms. Quinn noted that she envisioned her role as that of superior and elite to Mr. Bloomberg, adding that their relationship was headed for the rocks. During her speech on Wednesday, Quinn went a step further, saying that too often the City Council hasn’t taken enough steps to rid themselves of conservative social policies.
“Even though Bloomberg isn’t what you would call a social conservative, he’s still got the Republican behind his name,” crowed Quinn. “We’re going to do something about that with this City Council.”
Councilman James S. Oddo of Staten Island, the liberal Republican minority leader, said he has watched with admiration as Ms. Quinn has evolved into a skilled leader with a laserlike concentration since they both started out as Council aides in the early 1990’s.
“She’s tough,” stated Oddo. “Remember, she’s a lesbian woman and she’s going to be in Mr. Bloomberg’s face!”
“I just think this is wonderful,” shouted Rep. Barney Frank, D-MA. “My only wish is that she would’ve done something special with her hair. It looked terrible.”
“This is so good to hear that New York has decided to come out of the 19th century,” said Kim Gandy, president of the National Organization for Women. “Electing a woman is a step in the right direction. Women have been victims in America too long. And best of all she’s a lesbian. Now that’s a gift that just keeps on giving.”
“I’m so excited,” said James Hanger, a tear-soaked, 46-year old openly gay Bronx resident and petroleum jelly salesman. “This means more to me than you could possibly imagine. I just don’t have the words to describe how I truly feel. I just love New York!”
In electing Christine Quinn, New York has climbed the pinnacle of the diversity ladder, proclaiming their status as the first gay city and setting an example for other city councils to climb out of the 19th century. The move demonstrates in the end that New York is still king of the diversity hill after all.
Sorry about that, t.
Somehow, their celebrations of 'diversity' would likely stop if they elected a polygamist, or even (shudder) a Conservative.
it's always fun to count the numbers of people who think it's for real
:)
This one is a classic though :)
Great picture, ps. Thanks for posting it and for reading as well.
Today Satire, Tomorrow maybe not so much.
Glad you enjoyed it, tc. Thanks for reading.
Hmmm. Which city can we look forward to being designated the 'First Transexuual City'?
I definitely think it's funny. :)
Well, it does have a little community called Queens...
Diversity knows no bounds, LW. And in New York, they won't stop until they've reached Diversity Heaven.
Gall dang you would. You're twisted. ;)
Yep. Definitely a RINO.
Sinatra:
I want to wake up in the city that never sleeps
To find I'm king of the hill, top of the heap
Same here. I'll stick to cigarettes. Thanks for reading, SJ.
I'd say they've just about reached the saturation point. I mean...Hitlery is as close to being their 2nd male senator without actually......yeah.
I just stand in awe of New York and their diversity. :)
Thanks for reading, Snardius. Great lines.
Don't you dare say the word conservative and New York in the same sentence, ap. That's just terrible.
:)
I'd agree with that.
Good questions, bts. That'd be a tough one.
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