Posted on 12/08/2005 6:50:37 AM PST by The_Victor
How many forum members does it takes to change a light bulb?
1 to change the light bulb and to post that the light bulb has been changed
14 to share similar experiences of changing light bulbs and how the light bulb could have been changed differently
7 to caution about the dangers of changing light bulbs
1 to move it to the Lighting section
2 to argue then move it to the Electricals section
7 to point out spelling/grammar errors in posts about changing light bulbs
5 to flame the spell checkers
3 to correct spelling/grammar flames
6 to argue over whether it's "lightbulb" or "light bulb" ... another 6 to condemn those 6 as stupid
2 industry professionals to inform the group that the proper term is "lamp"
15 know-it-alls who claim they were in the industry, and that "light bulb" is perfectly correct
19 to post that this forum is not about light bulbs and to please take this discussion to a lightbulb forum
11 to defend the posting to this forum saying that we all use light bulbs and therefore the posts are relevant to this forum
36 to debate which method of changing light bulbs is superior, where to buy the best light bulbs, what brand of light bulbs work best for this technique and what brands are faulty
7 to post URL's where one can see examples of different light bulbs
4 to post that the URL's were posted incorrectly and then post the corrected URL's
3 to post about links they found from the URL's that are relevant to this group which makes light bulbs relevant to this group
13 to link all posts to date, quote them in their entirety including all headers and signatures, and add "Me too"
5 to post to the group that they will no longer post because they cannot handle the light bulb controversy
4 to say "didn't we go through this already a short time ago?"
13 to say "do a Google search on light bulbs before posting questions about light bulbs"
1 forum lurker to respond to the original post 6 months from now and start it all over again.
3 to say it's good that the bulb is off because it now doesn't contribute to global warming.......
I haven't used light bulbs for over 12 years. You should try turning yours off some time. You'll find you can live without it.
12 to make snarky comments.
20 to respond "LOL" or some variant thereof to the snarky comments.
Fun reading ping.
We weren't talking about colored bulbs........
light bulbs
1 bulbs or root stock, usually perennial flowers with an almost undetectable weight (light to very light weight classification)
2 A device capable of emitting light onto perennial bulbs
Ah, ya beat me!! LOL!
I don't think they made lightbulbs like that in the 70's.
Didn't we have this post many years ago?
1 to say the lghtbulb was created..
1 to stay the lightbulb evolved..
1 to referance a moose
and another to say it once bit his sister.
Alright... who gave fire to the Texans?
1 to post on an entirely different subject.
13 to follow up on the entirely different subject.
8 to ZOT the original poster.
5 to put up graphics of lightening.
3 to call out the Viking Kitties.
4 to complain to the Admin.
This is a light bulb thread. Stay on topic, please.
Now, was the Lightbulb of intelligent design? Or was it possibly what initially went bang?
Could God have created teh first light bulb to turn on after saying, "Let there be light!"
1 to hijack the thread.
1 (Eaker) to relate stories about shooting lightbulbs.
Is the light bulb logged in?
I can bring more if you'd like. :)
Never bring a light bulb to a gun fight.
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