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Semi-News: French Riots Called Zionist Hoax
AZCONSERVATIVE ^ | 18 Nov 2005 | John Semmens

Posted on 11/22/2005 8:53:33 AM PST by John Semmens

Segments of the French Muslim community are disputing the contention that Muslim youths were the primary participants in the recent turmoil sweeping the French nation.

Ibn Arsholl, spokesman for the French-based group calling itself the “Muslim Majority,” says the apparent riots were staged by Zionists. “We know that Jews control the media and the French government,” said Arsholl. “It is, therefore, simple for them to perpetrate such a hoax.”

The Muslim Majority is not completely unified in its view, though. One line of thinking holds that Zionist agents carried out the acts of destruction just as they did on 9-11. An opposing view contends that there were no riots, that the entire event was staged on a movie filming lot and broadcast over television.

Arsholl favors the second theory. “The absence of significant numbers of fatalities supports the idea that the people we see on TV are all just actors,” said Arsholl. “No one I know has actually seen any of the rioting other than on TV. This tells me the whole thing is Jewish propaganda designed to stir up hatred for France’s Muslim majority.”

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TOPICS: Humor; Politics
KEYWORDS: france; parisriots; riots; satire; zionist

1 posted on 11/22/2005 8:53:34 AM PST by John Semmens
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To: John Semmens

Didn't see this coming... Nope...


2 posted on 11/22/2005 9:04:40 AM PST by Tijeras_Slim (Now that taglines are cool, I refuse to have one.)
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To: John Semmens

We should have known - it was the jooooos!

Dang, they're smart!


3 posted on 11/22/2005 9:05:53 AM PST by headsonpikes (The Liberal Party of Canada are not b*stards - b*stards have mothers!)
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To: John Semmens
An opposing view contends that there were no riots, that the entire event was staged on a movie filming lot and broadcast over television.

Very possible. The only rioter I saw looked like Woody Allen.

4 posted on 11/22/2005 9:06:50 AM PST by Dark Skies ("The sleeper must awaken!")
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To: John Semmens
There they go blaming the juice again.

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5 posted on 11/22/2005 9:09:33 AM PST by cripplecreek (Never a minigun handy when you need one.)
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To: John Semmens

It looks like a definite job opportunity for "Baghdad Bob" over in France!

Spokesman Paris Bob has the following statement regarding alleged rioters:

"There are no rioters in France. Never!"

"The liars are not worth an old shoe."

"They're not even [within] 100 miles [of France]. They are not in any place. They hold no place in France. This is an illusion ... they are trying to sell to the others an illusion."

"They do not even have control over themselves! Do not believe them!"

There are NO rioters there. I will take you there and show you. IN ONE HOUR!""

God willing, I will provide you with more information. I swear by God.

"Those are not rioters at all."

"Just look carefully, I only want you to look carefully. Do not repeat the lies of liars. Do not become like them. Once again, I blame Bush."

"Search for the truth. I tell you things and I always ask you to verify what I say."

"You can go and visit those places. Nothing there, nothing at all. Everything is okay."

"Those liars only deserve to be hit with shoes."

"Paris Bob"

Formerly- Baghdad Bob


6 posted on 11/22/2005 9:24:41 AM PST by KeyLargo
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To: John Semmens
From the images from the media, it appears the riots are mostly done by a bunch of people dressed in black police-style outfits.


7 posted on 11/22/2005 9:31:13 AM PST by Always Right
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To: John Semmens

“The absence of significant numbers of fatalities... "

Can't be a real muslim if you don't kill, no sirree.


8 posted on 11/22/2005 9:56:23 AM PST by ShutUpandSing
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To: John Semmens

This guy's name is Arsholl?....Oh, I get it!!!


9 posted on 11/22/2005 8:18:54 PM PST by FDNYRHEROES (Liberals are not optimistic; they are delusional.)
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To: FDNYRHEROES

This guy's name is I B N Arsholl?....Oh, yeah...I really get it!!!


10 posted on 11/22/2005 8:21:06 PM PST by FDNYRHEROES (Liberals are not optimistic; they are delusional.)
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To: John Semmens
No riots in France, I assure you! Religion of peace, remember?

11 posted on 11/23/2005 8:00:21 PM PST by NewLand (Posting against liberalism since the 20th century!)
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To: John Semmens

The revisionism has begun early this time!


12 posted on 11/24/2005 8:03:19 AM PST by Bird Jenkins
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To: King Prout

ping, o my sibling.


13 posted on 11/24/2005 8:04:50 AM PST by Alice au Wonderland (Viper-Tongued Sister of the King, Mother Superior, Purveyor of Prurience, Caustic Court Castigator)
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To: John Semmens

Wow, these Muslim "leaders" sure do want to give Adolf Hitler some new rivals in depravity.... anything wrong in the world, blame the Jews. Immigrant Muslim communities riot in France, the Jews did it. 9/11? The Jews did it. Saddam invading Kuwait??? The Jews made him do it, and Saddam was merely trying to prepare his region for the all-out "final solution" against Israel. Iran violates every norm of civilization and ethics?? The Jews made them do it. No Muslims ever commit any heinous genocidal acts on their own, it's always Jews either pulling the strings behind the scenes or actually staging such events and blaming good upstanding Allah-loving Muslims. /sarcasm


15 posted on 11/25/2005 4:12:52 PM PST by Enchante (Joe Wilson: "I don't know anything about uranium, but I did stay in a Holiday Inn last night!")
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To: John Semmens

Must be all those angry Zionists in France.

Here's your sign.


16 posted on 11/25/2005 5:48:30 PM PST by combat_boots (Dug in and not budging an inch. NOT to be schiavoed, greered, or felosed as a patient)
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To: John Semmens

I guess this is "humor", huh? Should be posted as such.
Unless you think everyone will figure it out as they decode the "comical" name of the Muslim quoted, Ibn Arsholl.


17 posted on 11/25/2005 10:45:18 PM PST by willyboyishere ("When the superficial wearies me, it wearies me so much that I need an abyss in order to rest".....)
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To: John Semmens

Quote from article:
Ibn Arsholl, spokesman for the French-based group calling itself the “Muslim Majority,” says the apparent riots were staged by Zionists. “We know that Jews control the media and the French government,” said Arsholl. “It is, therefore, simple for them to perpetrate such a hoax.”



Hum...The Muslim leadership in France and the American Democrat party employ the same tactics of "lie & deny" and spin-the-blame game. They are not delusal, not even paranoic. Both groups are DELIBERATE liars, pathological liars, antagonistic propagandists, fascistic groupthinkers.

Citizen NET Journalists & Bloggers: We had better heed the forebodings...stand up and speak out! Don't rely on career politicians.


18 posted on 11/26/2005 8:25:31 AM PST by purpleland (Vigilance and Valor! Socialism is the Opiate of Academia)
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To: purpleland

P.S. Even if the article is a parody and a "hoax", my comments stand unamended:

Hum...The Muslim leadership in France and the American Democrat party employ the same tactics of "lie & deny" and spin-the-blame game. They are not delusal, not even paranoic. Both groups are DELIBERATE liars, pathological liars, antagonistic propagandists, fascistic groupthinkers.

Citizen NET Journalists & Bloggers: We had better heed the forebodings...stand up and speak out! Don't rely on career politicians.


19 posted on 11/26/2005 8:31:39 AM PST by purpleland (Vigilance and Valor! Socialism is the Opiate of Academia)
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To: KeyLargo

Thats right, and remember that Muzzies did not cause the world trade center to fall because:
(1) Afghanistan did not have jumbo-jets
(2) No 110 story skyscraper ever fell to the ground before, and
(3) it was a Jewish conspiracy


20 posted on 11/26/2005 8:55:28 AM PST by The Cuban
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