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DUmmie FUnnies 11-14-05 (DUmmies Blame Bush/NeoConsters/Mossad For Amman Bombings)
DUmmie FUnnies ^ | November 14, 2005 | DUmmies and PJ-Comix

Posted on 11/14/2005 9:36:33 AM PST by PJ-Comix

Let's see. There are terror bombings of hotels in Amman, Jordan. Soon afterwards, on a website, Al Qaeda takes the credit for the three hotel bombings. We are also SURE they were behind the bombings because they claimed there were FOUR suicide bombers, including a husband wife team. What Al Qaeda didn't know at the time of the Web posting is that the wife half of that sick team had a faulty bomb that didn't go off thus alerting Jordanian authorities who subsequently tracked her down. However, blaming Al Qaeda for terrorism just does NOT fit into the DUmmie game plan. So who do the DUmmies blame? Like the NUTCASE Mullahs who rule in Iran, the DUmmies blame the Mossad and by implication, the EVIL Bush Regime as you can see in this THREAD titled, "Iraqi Woman Confesses on Jordan TV," as well as another THREAD titled, "Israeli Arab among 57 killed in Amman triple suicide bombing (Al-Qaida)." As usual, the reality-challenged fantasies of the DUmmies are in Bolshevik Red while the commentary of your humble correspondent, awestruck at the bizarre conspiracy theories, is in the [brackets]:

Bullshit

[No Way! According to DUmmieThink, terrorist activities are NEVER perpetrated by Al Qaeda. They are mere victims of the Bush Evil Empire.]

maybe the confession is B.S. maybe not but not only did al queada accept responsibility for it, they also gave their reasons

[LOUSY FREEPER TROLL!!!]

The US makes al queada to be the most Powerful organization on Earth.

[Play that Springsteen song: "BLAME the USA!!! BLAME the USA!!!"]

Definitely a Mossad mole in AQ. Right? Right. Or maybe a CIA HumanInt mole in AQ.

[Must be since we know what wonderful humanitarians the real Al Qaeda folks are. Right? Right.]

I am a Brooklyn progressive we don't need to make separation in Mossad and AQ.

[Yes. You "progressives" just naturally assume the Mossad and Al Qaeda are one and the same.]

I find it interesting that both the NeoCon Junta and Al Qaeda have benefitted greatly from 911. The NeoCon Junta consolidated their power by the passage of the Patriot Act, and Al Qaeda became the recepient of massive numbers of new recruits eager to continue their war against the U. S. OBL also benefitted personally...he will go down in history as a hero of Radical Islam.

The Mossad and Israel also believed that they would benefit from our illegal and immoral invasion/occupation of Iraq. They believed, as did the leadership of the NeoCon Junta, that any conflict in Iraq would be over quickly. It appears that their plan backfired terribly, placing Israel in even more danger than they were before.

The official story is that OBL became estranged from his family because of his radical beliefs. Some accounts, coming directly from Bin Laden family members, is that OBL and his family never had a falling out and remain as close as they have always been. If true, and IMHO, that places the friendship between the Bush and Bin Laden families in even closer scrutiny.

[As usual, your conspiracy theories are completly whacko but thank you for the humorous contribution for another way DUmmies refence the Evil Bush Regime: "the NeoCon Junta."]

Yep, there really are no terrorists in the world. Nobody shot all those kids in a Russian school and nobody brought down the WTC - just like nobody landed on the moon. Somebody wrote a song about nobody once. It went something like this, "Well, your nobody called today. She hung up when I asked her name. I wonder. Does she think she's being clever?" Ah, but nobody is very clever, isn't she? All of these things happen and the real genius behind it is a fat, pasty-faced white guy who likes S & M and even controls the weather.

[We deeply regret to announce the commencement of your DUmmieLand Tombstoning Ceremony for the high crime of making sense.]

"Terrorism" is the new "communist threat".

[And according to the DUmmies the threat from each was/is a complete fiction.]

This "woman confessing" story is bullshit. I don't personally know who does each act of terrorism (crime). I just know that Bushco/Faux/CNN cannot be trusted to tell me the truth about who's doing it.

[Perhaps Mary Mapes could interview that woman to authenticate her story.]

First, there's been little hard evidence that al-Zarqawi and bin Laden are in cahoots. There are a number of sources familiar with them both in Afghanistan, and the word is they didn't get along at all and kept their distance from each other. Second, this is yet another reiteration of a killed #2 man.

[Other than the fact that al-Zarqawi doesn't like it that Bin Laden doesn't use a BO stick, they get along swimingly.]

Third, ask yourself--if this woman appeared in person on Fox News in New York, four days after the bombing, wearing her explosive vest and confessing to Sean Hannity, what would you think? Perhaps that it just might be a bit over the top? Because that's what I think--it's just a bit too much over the top for all the details to be believed without some skepticism.

[Yeah. Mental case idiots who blow themselves up. Whoever heard of such a thing before?]

I also think that attempts to meld various groups with differing motives for their actions blurs our understanding of the true nature of the situation. Lumping them all together under the handy label of terrorists is something I try not to do.

[You prefer the handy label of "freedom fighters."]

problem is some people here are filled with such animosity toward Israel and the United States administration, that they close their eyes to the facts, when they themselves have no facts to back up that the CIA or mossad were involved, they casually throw the charge around.

[LOUSY FREEPER TROLL!!!]

How convenient that we now have an Iraqi confessing to carrying out a mission in Jordan when Jordan's support for the conflict in Iraq appears to be wavering. Is this event Jordan's "Pearl Harbor", in much the same way as 911 was the NeoCon Junta's Pearl Harbor?

[How convenient that you can type and drool at the same time.]

Supposedly Israeli Jews had been escorted out of the hotel earlier. So if they just left the Israeli Arab businessman behind like that when they might've had wind of something coming... ugh.

[Wasn't this also the claim by the nutcases about 9-11? That Jews were given advance warning of the Twin Towers attack?]

BushCO/neoconster policies of aggression are having opposite results.

[You have to make a choice. Is it BushCO or Neoconster?]


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To: PJ-Comix
This "woman confessing" story is bullshit. I don't personally know who does each act of terrorism (crime). I just know that Bushco/Faux/CNN cannot be trusted to tell me the truth about who's doing it.

Perhaps the fact that neither President Bush, Fox News nor CNN are the originators of the story might, and I stress might, make a difference. That the state owned Jordain new service was the one to place this woman in front of the press for her confession is, I know, hard to accept. However, sometimes, not always or even most times, people who accept responsibility for doing horrible things are not pawns of the evil Bushco.

Speaking of the evil Bushco I have been diligently raining evil on peaceful and loving progressives (who would NEVER hurt another living being) and I want to know where the meetings are now being held!! How am I supposed to steal elections via Diebolt, oppress the masses with Christianity, lie to untold millions of people about Iraq while raping and pillaging the planet without attending the secret monthly meetings? Master Rove help!
41 posted on 11/14/2005 11:52:14 AM PST by Talking_Mouse (Indeed I tremble for my country when I reflect that God is just... Thomas Jefferson)
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To: Clemenza

I live with a lot of cats (among other creatures). I'm still a die-hard neo-con Israel-loving, Bush-voting, military supporting Jew. But it is true I was a liberal when I acquired the kitties.


42 posted on 11/14/2005 12:09:17 PM PST by ariamne (Proud shieldmaiden of the infidel--never forget, never forgive 9/11)
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To: PJ-Comix
"Terrorism" is the new "communist threat".

No, terrorism is "Terrorism", liberalism is the new "communist threat."

43 posted on 11/14/2005 12:11:19 PM PST by infidel29 ("We are all born ignorant, but one must work hard to remain stupid." --Benjamin Franklin)
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To: ariamne
I was a high school socialist who subscribed to the Nation and carried around the Communist Manifesto. My exposure to REAL lefties at college caused me to start thinking of alternatives.

No, I don't have cats. I prefer my apartment to smell like garlic, not kitty litter. ;-)

44 posted on 11/14/2005 12:13:06 PM PST by Clemenza (Save My Life I'm Going Down for the Last Time)
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To: Clemenza

Can't be, Zed's dead baby.


45 posted on 11/14/2005 12:18:14 PM PST by visualops (www.visualops.com)
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To: PJ-Comix
Tropical Storm Gamma

Are they gonna have a Tropical Storm Gabba Gabba Hey?
46 posted on 11/14/2005 12:22:23 PM PST by visualops (www.visualops.com)
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To: Hoodlum91

Do you really think so??? Tell me please if you could be so kind what was your FIRST clue!!! 8^)


47 posted on 11/14/2005 1:53:36 PM PST by Nebr FAL owner (.308 reach out & thump someone .50 cal.Browning Machine gun reach out & crush someone)
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To: PJ-Comix
I CAN'T BELIEVE IT!!! ANOTHER hurricane in the Caribbean!!! This one is Hurricane Gamma. When will it END???

It will END when Lord Rove SAYS it will end! You should know that by now!

48 posted on 11/14/2005 1:53:54 PM PST by Charles Henrickson (The Rove sees all knows all, controls all.)
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To: PJ-Comix
"neocon junta"

Is that some kinda new weed?
49 posted on 11/14/2005 2:03:04 PM PST by varyouga (Reformed Kerry voter ( I know, I'm a frickin' idiot))
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To: Clemenza
LOL! I know what you mean...that's why I have a lot of land and outdoor cats!

I carried around the CM too--you know, the well-worn, dog-eared red paperback that I never read...but I think I got you beat on the Nation--I subscribed to the SWP (Socialist Workers Party) rag..I'll never forget how my Jewish dentist saw me with it and gave me hell when I was about 19. He lectured me for an hour on the evils of communism as he worked on my teeth. I never carried the thing around again. : )

Ciao!

50 posted on 11/14/2005 2:04:24 PM PST by ariamne (Proud shieldmaiden of the infidel--never forget, never forgive 9/11)
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To: ariamne; Clemenza
I carried around the CM too--you know, the well-worn, dog-eared red paperback that I never read...but I think I got you beat on the Nation

Reagan said, "Liberals have read Marx. Conservatives have read, and understand, Marx.

BTW....I had a subscription to "Mother Jones".

51 posted on 11/14/2005 2:26:16 PM PST by eddie willers
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To: PJ-Comix
All of these things happen and the real genius behind it is a fat, pasty-faced white guy who likes S & M and even controls the weather.

Like Keyser Soze, part of the Rove's genius is hiding behind someone you would never suspect.

52 posted on 11/14/2005 2:26:25 PM PST by Charles Henrickson (The Rove sees all knows all, controls all.)
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To: PJ-Comix
if this woman appeared in person on Fox News in New York, four days after the bombing, wearing her explosive vest and confessing to Sean Hannity, what would you think? Perhaps that it just might be a bit over the top? Because that's what I think--it's just a bit too much over the top. . . .

Actually, I think this woman wore the vest under her top.

53 posted on 11/14/2005 2:29:53 PM PST by Charles Henrickson (And boom goes the dynamite.)
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To: PJ-Comix

Aw, geez, you just had to KNOW where the blame for this one would fall. Anyway, time to start reading.

Hope Gamma goes harmlessly out to see. Haven't seen where it is yet, though.


54 posted on 11/14/2005 2:34:52 PM PST by Purrcival (C'mon, Mr. President, fight back! Don't let DemoRATs' lies stand unanswered!)
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To: kevkrom; PJ-Comix

Find out which ones to forge, then run 'em through a copier or scanner a few times to "make" them appear "accurate"...


55 posted on 11/14/2005 2:47:46 PM PST by Purrcival (C'mon, Mr. President, fight back! Don't let DemoRATs' lies stand unanswered!)
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To: PJ-Comix

Damned straight I'm questioning their patriotism. I was only questioning their judgment before, but after what the looney left has been doing, it's high time we started questioning their patriotism.


56 posted on 11/14/2005 2:53:04 PM PST by Purrcival (C'mon, Mr. President, fight back! Don't let DemoRATs' lies stand unanswered!)
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To: PJ-Comix; Paradox

Wait a minute...the Left is now claiming to have helped to defeat Communism? Good Lord, HOW can they continue to keep this crap up?? It's as if they are blissfully oblivious to the fact that their own quotes can be dredged up, in their proper context, from all over the Internet! They can easily be confronted with their own lies, if we have the will to do it on a continuing basis.


57 posted on 11/14/2005 2:56:17 PM PST by Purrcival (C'mon, Mr. President, fight back! Don't let DemoRATs' lies stand unanswered!)
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To: PJ-Comix
"The Effect of Gamma Rains on Man-in-Miami Motorola Goals"?

None, apparently.

58 posted on 11/14/2005 2:58:00 PM PST by Charles Henrickson (A Perfect Comix Storm.)
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To: PJ-Comix

This epitomizes the term, "stuck on stupid."


59 posted on 11/14/2005 2:59:31 PM PST by ladyinred ("Progressive" = code word for Communist/Nazi)
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To: visualops

yeah a ramones post on the DUFU's.


60 posted on 11/14/2005 3:04:48 PM PST by 537cant be wrong (vampires stole my lunch money !)
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