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DUmmie FUnnies 11-14-05 (DUmmies Blame Bush/NeoConsters/Mossad For Amman Bombings)
DUmmie FUnnies ^ | November 14, 2005 | DUmmies and PJ-Comix

Posted on 11/14/2005 9:36:33 AM PST by PJ-Comix

Let's see. There are terror bombings of hotels in Amman, Jordan. Soon afterwards, on a website, Al Qaeda takes the credit for the three hotel bombings. We are also SURE they were behind the bombings because they claimed there were FOUR suicide bombers, including a husband wife team. What Al Qaeda didn't know at the time of the Web posting is that the wife half of that sick team had a faulty bomb that didn't go off thus alerting Jordanian authorities who subsequently tracked her down. However, blaming Al Qaeda for terrorism just does NOT fit into the DUmmie game plan. So who do the DUmmies blame? Like the NUTCASE Mullahs who rule in Iran, the DUmmies blame the Mossad and by implication, the EVIL Bush Regime as you can see in this THREAD titled, "Iraqi Woman Confesses on Jordan TV," as well as another THREAD titled, "Israeli Arab among 57 killed in Amman triple suicide bombing (Al-Qaida)." As usual, the reality-challenged fantasies of the DUmmies are in Bolshevik Red while the commentary of your humble correspondent, awestruck at the bizarre conspiracy theories, is in the [brackets]:

Bullshit

[No Way! According to DUmmieThink, terrorist activities are NEVER perpetrated by Al Qaeda. They are mere victims of the Bush Evil Empire.]

maybe the confession is B.S. maybe not but not only did al queada accept responsibility for it, they also gave their reasons

[LOUSY FREEPER TROLL!!!]

The US makes al queada to be the most Powerful organization on Earth.

[Play that Springsteen song: "BLAME the USA!!! BLAME the USA!!!"]

Definitely a Mossad mole in AQ. Right? Right. Or maybe a CIA HumanInt mole in AQ.

[Must be since we know what wonderful humanitarians the real Al Qaeda folks are. Right? Right.]

I am a Brooklyn progressive we don't need to make separation in Mossad and AQ.

[Yes. You "progressives" just naturally assume the Mossad and Al Qaeda are one and the same.]

I find it interesting that both the NeoCon Junta and Al Qaeda have benefitted greatly from 911. The NeoCon Junta consolidated their power by the passage of the Patriot Act, and Al Qaeda became the recepient of massive numbers of new recruits eager to continue their war against the U. S. OBL also benefitted personally...he will go down in history as a hero of Radical Islam.

The Mossad and Israel also believed that they would benefit from our illegal and immoral invasion/occupation of Iraq. They believed, as did the leadership of the NeoCon Junta, that any conflict in Iraq would be over quickly. It appears that their plan backfired terribly, placing Israel in even more danger than they were before.

The official story is that OBL became estranged from his family because of his radical beliefs. Some accounts, coming directly from Bin Laden family members, is that OBL and his family never had a falling out and remain as close as they have always been. If true, and IMHO, that places the friendship between the Bush and Bin Laden families in even closer scrutiny.

[As usual, your conspiracy theories are completly whacko but thank you for the humorous contribution for another way DUmmies refence the Evil Bush Regime: "the NeoCon Junta."]

Yep, there really are no terrorists in the world. Nobody shot all those kids in a Russian school and nobody brought down the WTC - just like nobody landed on the moon. Somebody wrote a song about nobody once. It went something like this, "Well, your nobody called today. She hung up when I asked her name. I wonder. Does she think she's being clever?" Ah, but nobody is very clever, isn't she? All of these things happen and the real genius behind it is a fat, pasty-faced white guy who likes S & M and even controls the weather.

[We deeply regret to announce the commencement of your DUmmieLand Tombstoning Ceremony for the high crime of making sense.]

"Terrorism" is the new "communist threat".

[And according to the DUmmies the threat from each was/is a complete fiction.]

This "woman confessing" story is bullshit. I don't personally know who does each act of terrorism (crime). I just know that Bushco/Faux/CNN cannot be trusted to tell me the truth about who's doing it.

[Perhaps Mary Mapes could interview that woman to authenticate her story.]

First, there's been little hard evidence that al-Zarqawi and bin Laden are in cahoots. There are a number of sources familiar with them both in Afghanistan, and the word is they didn't get along at all and kept their distance from each other. Second, this is yet another reiteration of a killed #2 man.

[Other than the fact that al-Zarqawi doesn't like it that Bin Laden doesn't use a BO stick, they get along swimingly.]

Third, ask yourself--if this woman appeared in person on Fox News in New York, four days after the bombing, wearing her explosive vest and confessing to Sean Hannity, what would you think? Perhaps that it just might be a bit over the top? Because that's what I think--it's just a bit too much over the top for all the details to be believed without some skepticism.

[Yeah. Mental case idiots who blow themselves up. Whoever heard of such a thing before?]

I also think that attempts to meld various groups with differing motives for their actions blurs our understanding of the true nature of the situation. Lumping them all together under the handy label of terrorists is something I try not to do.

[You prefer the handy label of "freedom fighters."]

problem is some people here are filled with such animosity toward Israel and the United States administration, that they close their eyes to the facts, when they themselves have no facts to back up that the CIA or mossad were involved, they casually throw the charge around.

[LOUSY FREEPER TROLL!!!]

How convenient that we now have an Iraqi confessing to carrying out a mission in Jordan when Jordan's support for the conflict in Iraq appears to be wavering. Is this event Jordan's "Pearl Harbor", in much the same way as 911 was the NeoCon Junta's Pearl Harbor?

[How convenient that you can type and drool at the same time.]

Supposedly Israeli Jews had been escorted out of the hotel earlier. So if they just left the Israeli Arab businessman behind like that when they might've had wind of something coming... ugh.

[Wasn't this also the claim by the nutcases about 9-11? That Jews were given advance warning of the Twin Towers attack?]

BushCO/neoconster policies of aggression are having opposite results.

[You have to make a choice. Is it BushCO or Neoconster?]


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To: CzarNicky

Of course! Rove is Zed, Cheney is Maynard, and W's the Gimp.


21 posted on 11/14/2005 10:09:51 AM PST by Clemenza (Save My Life I'm Going Down for the Last Time)
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To: PJ-Comix
TOP 50!

BOOHYEAH!

22 posted on 11/14/2005 10:10:05 AM PST by SquirrelKing (I'm not mean, you're just a sissy.)
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To: Clemenza
ANOTHER FRIGGIN HURRICANE! Just as I thought that I was going to get beautiful weather for my Thanksgiving visit?

Don't worry. This storm track goes way South of Cuba and plows into Central America. It shouldn't affect us here plus by Thanksgiving this storm will be either a memory or just a minor rainshower hovering over a Nicaraguan mountain.

23 posted on 11/14/2005 10:11:20 AM PST by PJ-Comix (Join the DUmmie FUnnies PING List for the FUNNIEST Blog on the Web)
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To: Clemenza
I wonder if this "Brooklyn Progressive" is a native or some transplanted from Ohio Williamsburg douche.

Are you saying that folks from Ohio are moving to Brooklyn? Never heard of that before.

24 posted on 11/14/2005 10:12:33 AM PST by PJ-Comix (Join the DUmmie FUnnies PING List for the FUNNIEST Blog on the Web)
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To: PJ-Comix

Pay attention folks....

The ignorant, America hating certifiable lunatics at DU -- are the result of "Progressive Teachers" in your GOVERNMENT Schools, combined with the PC attitude that everyone's "opinions" are of equal "value" and it's rude to call them ignorant to their face...

Semper Fi


25 posted on 11/14/2005 10:16:28 AM PST by river rat (You may turn the other cheek, but I prefer to look into my enemy's vacant dead eyes.)
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To: PJ-Comix

These people are a laugh riot!


26 posted on 11/14/2005 10:17:43 AM PST by Dallas59 (“You love life, while we love death.” - Al-Qaeda / Democratic Party)
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To: PJ-Comix
The thing about the communist threat is that, despite the protestations to the contrary by liberals for the last 40 years, it was REAL. All evidence that has turned up since the end of the cold war indicates that it was a very real threat, that there were commies out there, paid agents in this country. Alger Hiss WAS GUILTY, etc, etc...

Of course, this is all old news to the MSM, so why mention their mistake now?

27 posted on 11/14/2005 10:19:27 AM PST by Paradox (Just because we are not perfect, does not mean we are not good.)
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To: Clemenza

When I first heard about Tropical Storm Gamma, I had a panic attack but later felt better when I saw the projected storm track. BTW, I also had a panic attack on Saturday night when I saw a Walmart ad in the local newspaper for a Motorola Bluetooth earpiece. The ad said it was only $48. The reason for my panic is that I have been marketing Motorola Bluetooth earpieces recently for about $30 below retail but still higher than that $48 price. However, when I checked it out the next day, I had to laugh. The Bluetooth being sold at Walmart is the HS805 run by a Triple A battery while my Bluetooth earpieces (HS850) have a rechargable battery which goes 8 hours before needing a recharge. Walmart conveniently didn't mention the model # in their ad.


28 posted on 11/14/2005 10:20:26 AM PST by PJ-Comix (Join the DUmmie FUnnies PING List for the FUNNIEST Blog on the Web)
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To: river rat
The ignorant, America hating certifiable lunatics at DU -- are the result of "Progressive Teachers" in your GOVERNMENT Schools, combined with the PC attitude that everyone's "opinions" are of equal "value" and it's rude to call them ignorant to their face...

Are you questioning their patriotism?

29 posted on 11/14/2005 10:21:31 AM PST by PJ-Comix (Join the DUmmie FUnnies PING List for the FUNNIEST Blog on the Web)
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To: PJ-Comix

Yes, all the hipsters who have been priced out of Manhattan now move straight to north Brooklyn when they get their first place in New York.


30 posted on 11/14/2005 10:21:50 AM PST by Clemenza (Save My Life I'm Going Down for the Last Time)
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To: Paradox

There is a new myth being perpetrated by the Left. It is that the effort to defeat Communism was a bipartisan effort. WRONG! That might have been true in Truman's time and also during the Presidency of JFK but since about 1972, the liberals have screamed and moaned whenever the idea of defeating communism was brought up. Remember how they mocked Reagan's use of the term, "Evil Empire?"


31 posted on 11/14/2005 10:24:01 AM PST by PJ-Comix (Join the DUmmie FUnnies PING List for the FUNNIEST Blog on the Web)
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To: PJ-Comix

It's been a year and these assclowns are still suffering from P.E.S.T.


32 posted on 11/14/2005 10:31:57 AM PST by NRA1995 (When liberals speak I hear the Vonage music playing.....woo-hoo, woo-hoo-hoo....)
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To: PJ-Comix

Yet again the stupid charges about Jews getting advanced warning. First, 400-500 Jews died on 9/11 in the WTC attack. Secondly, why would any sane Jew go to Jordan if he or she didn't have to? Unless they were kind of tired of living and all that jazz.


33 posted on 11/14/2005 10:32:27 AM PST by Alexander Rubin (Octavius - You make my heart glad building thus, as if Rome is to be eternal.)
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To: kenth
How can you take someone at all serious when they use the phrase "neocon junta"?

Being the subject of a DuFu is usually a clear indication that one is not being taken seriously.
34 posted on 11/14/2005 10:53:45 AM PST by BJClinton (An appeaser is one who feeds a crocodile, hoping it will eat him last. ~ Sir Winston Churchill)
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To: PJ-Comix
Remember how they mocked Reagan's use of the term, "Evil Empire?"

I was one of the idiot liberals who mocked they guy at the time, I know them well!

35 posted on 11/14/2005 10:57:46 AM PST by Paradox (Just because we are not perfect, does not mean we are not good.)
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To: PJ-Comix

I can hear the cuckoo singing in the cuckooberry tree...


36 posted on 11/14/2005 11:05:05 AM PST by Not A Snowbird (Official RKBA Landscaper and Arborist, Duchess of Green Leafy Things)
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To: PJ-Comix

I love the attempts of the Lousy FReeper Trolls to inject some common sense..


37 posted on 11/14/2005 11:11:33 AM PST by Incorrigible (If I lead, follow me; If I pause, push me; If I retreat, kill me.)
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To: PJ-Comix
"Are you questioning their patriotism?"

At this point, I'm questioning their ability to survive on their own....

Most appear to be candidates for a very, very late term abortion..

Semper Fi

38 posted on 11/14/2005 11:43:00 AM PST by river rat (You may turn the other cheek, but I prefer to look into my enemy's vacant dead eyes.)
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To: PJ-Comix
"Are you questioning their patriotism?"

At this point, I'm questioning their ability to survive on their own....

Most appear to be candidates for a very, very late term abortion..

Semper Fi

39 posted on 11/14/2005 11:43:36 AM PST by river rat (You may turn the other cheek, but I prefer to look into my enemy's vacant dead eyes.)
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To: river rat

There's an echo here!
Must be the empty DU skulls.

Semper Fi


40 posted on 11/14/2005 11:44:14 AM PST by river rat (You may turn the other cheek, but I prefer to look into my enemy's vacant dead eyes.)
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