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DUmmie FUnnies 11-14-05 (DUmmies Blame Bush/NeoConsters/Mossad For Amman Bombings)
DUmmie FUnnies ^ | November 14, 2005 | DUmmies and PJ-Comix

Posted on 11/14/2005 9:36:33 AM PST by PJ-Comix

Let's see. There are terror bombings of hotels in Amman, Jordan. Soon afterwards, on a website, Al Qaeda takes the credit for the three hotel bombings. We are also SURE they were behind the bombings because they claimed there were FOUR suicide bombers, including a husband wife team. What Al Qaeda didn't know at the time of the Web posting is that the wife half of that sick team had a faulty bomb that didn't go off thus alerting Jordanian authorities who subsequently tracked her down. However, blaming Al Qaeda for terrorism just does NOT fit into the DUmmie game plan. So who do the DUmmies blame? Like the NUTCASE Mullahs who rule in Iran, the DUmmies blame the Mossad and by implication, the EVIL Bush Regime as you can see in this THREAD titled, "Iraqi Woman Confesses on Jordan TV," as well as another THREAD titled, "Israeli Arab among 57 killed in Amman triple suicide bombing (Al-Qaida)." As usual, the reality-challenged fantasies of the DUmmies are in Bolshevik Red while the commentary of your humble correspondent, awestruck at the bizarre conspiracy theories, is in the [brackets]:

Bullshit

[No Way! According to DUmmieThink, terrorist activities are NEVER perpetrated by Al Qaeda. They are mere victims of the Bush Evil Empire.]

maybe the confession is B.S. maybe not but not only did al queada accept responsibility for it, they also gave their reasons

[LOUSY FREEPER TROLL!!!]

The US makes al queada to be the most Powerful organization on Earth.

[Play that Springsteen song: "BLAME the USA!!! BLAME the USA!!!"]

Definitely a Mossad mole in AQ. Right? Right. Or maybe a CIA HumanInt mole in AQ.

[Must be since we know what wonderful humanitarians the real Al Qaeda folks are. Right? Right.]

I am a Brooklyn progressive we don't need to make separation in Mossad and AQ.

[Yes. You "progressives" just naturally assume the Mossad and Al Qaeda are one and the same.]

I find it interesting that both the NeoCon Junta and Al Qaeda have benefitted greatly from 911. The NeoCon Junta consolidated their power by the passage of the Patriot Act, and Al Qaeda became the recepient of massive numbers of new recruits eager to continue their war against the U. S. OBL also benefitted personally...he will go down in history as a hero of Radical Islam.

The Mossad and Israel also believed that they would benefit from our illegal and immoral invasion/occupation of Iraq. They believed, as did the leadership of the NeoCon Junta, that any conflict in Iraq would be over quickly. It appears that their plan backfired terribly, placing Israel in even more danger than they were before.

The official story is that OBL became estranged from his family because of his radical beliefs. Some accounts, coming directly from Bin Laden family members, is that OBL and his family never had a falling out and remain as close as they have always been. If true, and IMHO, that places the friendship between the Bush and Bin Laden families in even closer scrutiny.

[As usual, your conspiracy theories are completly whacko but thank you for the humorous contribution for another way DUmmies refence the Evil Bush Regime: "the NeoCon Junta."]

Yep, there really are no terrorists in the world. Nobody shot all those kids in a Russian school and nobody brought down the WTC - just like nobody landed on the moon. Somebody wrote a song about nobody once. It went something like this, "Well, your nobody called today. She hung up when I asked her name. I wonder. Does she think she's being clever?" Ah, but nobody is very clever, isn't she? All of these things happen and the real genius behind it is a fat, pasty-faced white guy who likes S & M and even controls the weather.

[We deeply regret to announce the commencement of your DUmmieLand Tombstoning Ceremony for the high crime of making sense.]

"Terrorism" is the new "communist threat".

[And according to the DUmmies the threat from each was/is a complete fiction.]

This "woman confessing" story is bullshit. I don't personally know who does each act of terrorism (crime). I just know that Bushco/Faux/CNN cannot be trusted to tell me the truth about who's doing it.

[Perhaps Mary Mapes could interview that woman to authenticate her story.]

First, there's been little hard evidence that al-Zarqawi and bin Laden are in cahoots. There are a number of sources familiar with them both in Afghanistan, and the word is they didn't get along at all and kept their distance from each other. Second, this is yet another reiteration of a killed #2 man.

[Other than the fact that al-Zarqawi doesn't like it that Bin Laden doesn't use a BO stick, they get along swimingly.]

Third, ask yourself--if this woman appeared in person on Fox News in New York, four days after the bombing, wearing her explosive vest and confessing to Sean Hannity, what would you think? Perhaps that it just might be a bit over the top? Because that's what I think--it's just a bit too much over the top for all the details to be believed without some skepticism.

[Yeah. Mental case idiots who blow themselves up. Whoever heard of such a thing before?]

I also think that attempts to meld various groups with differing motives for their actions blurs our understanding of the true nature of the situation. Lumping them all together under the handy label of terrorists is something I try not to do.

[You prefer the handy label of "freedom fighters."]

problem is some people here are filled with such animosity toward Israel and the United States administration, that they close their eyes to the facts, when they themselves have no facts to back up that the CIA or mossad were involved, they casually throw the charge around.

[LOUSY FREEPER TROLL!!!]

How convenient that we now have an Iraqi confessing to carrying out a mission in Jordan when Jordan's support for the conflict in Iraq appears to be wavering. Is this event Jordan's "Pearl Harbor", in much the same way as 911 was the NeoCon Junta's Pearl Harbor?

[How convenient that you can type and drool at the same time.]

Supposedly Israeli Jews had been escorted out of the hotel earlier. So if they just left the Israeli Arab businessman behind like that when they might've had wind of something coming... ugh.

[Wasn't this also the claim by the nutcases about 9-11? That Jews were given advance warning of the Twin Towers attack?]

BushCO/neoconster policies of aggression are having opposite results.

[You have to make a choice. Is it BushCO or Neoconster?]


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I CAN'T BELIEVE IT!!! ANOTHER hurricane in the Caribbean!!! This one is Hurricane Gamma. When will it END???

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1 posted on 11/14/2005 9:36:35 AM PST by PJ-Comix
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To: Xenalyte; RMDupree; AlexW; CzarNicky; Mike Fieschko; motzman; codercpc; thingumbob; tje; ml1954; ...

PING!


2 posted on 11/14/2005 9:37:32 AM PST by PJ-Comix (Join the DUmmie FUnnies PING List for the FUNNIEST Blog on the Web)
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Not suprising.


3 posted on 11/14/2005 9:38:27 AM PST by NeoCaveman (ANWR is national security, RINO's keep us dependent on foreign oil, aiding our enemies)
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top ten


4 posted on 11/14/2005 9:38:51 AM PST by Rodney King (No, we can't all just get along.)
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"Terrorism" is the new "communist threat".

Do I detect a hint of jealousy?
5 posted on 11/14/2005 9:39:56 AM PST by cripplecreek (Never a minigun handy when you need one.)
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Top ten again


6 posted on 11/14/2005 9:41:04 AM PST by carlr
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Perhaps Mary Mapes could interview that woman to authenticate her story.

Only after figuring out which documents need to be forged to lend it credence ("fake but accurate").

7 posted on 11/14/2005 9:41:25 AM PST by kevkrom (Thank you... I'll be here all week. Don't forget to tip your waitress. (And try the veal!))
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Top 10 - woohoo!


8 posted on 11/14/2005 9:41:45 AM PST by jurroppi1
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These people are nuts!


9 posted on 11/14/2005 9:42:48 AM PST by Hoodlum91 (Happy Birthday Condi!)
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Funny how it always comes back to those pesky Jews for these nuts. No wonder they're always screaming "Nazi" at everyone who opposes them. Takes one to know one.
10 posted on 11/14/2005 9:43:13 AM PST by Reaganesque
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Supposedly Israeli Jews had been escorted out of the hotel earlier. So if they just left the Israeli Arab businessman behind like that when they might've had wind of something coming... ugh.

[Wasn't this also the claim by the nutcases about 9-11? That Jews were given advance warning of the Twin Towers attack?]

Anyone who believed it last time will fall for it again, so why change MO?

11 posted on 11/14/2005 9:43:40 AM PST by kevkrom (Thank you... I'll be here all week. Don't forget to tip your waitress. (And try the veal!))
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Hurricane bump...


12 posted on 11/14/2005 9:51:16 AM PST by aBootes
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All of these things happen and the real genius behind it is a fat, pasty-faced white guy who likes S & M and even controls the weather.

Karl Rove is into S & M?

13 posted on 11/14/2005 9:52:53 AM PST by CzarNicky (The problem with bad ideas is that they seemed like good ideas at the time.)
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Sure, blame the Juice.

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14 posted on 11/14/2005 9:54:10 AM PST by cripplecreek (Never a minigun handy when you need one.)
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How can you take someone at all serious when they use the phrase "neocon junta"?


15 posted on 11/14/2005 9:55:31 AM PST by kenth (Come back here... so that I may brain thee!)
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How can you take someone at all serious when they use the phrase "neocon junta"?

I got even more of a chuckle out of "neoconsters."

16 posted on 11/14/2005 9:57:36 AM PST by PJ-Comix (Join the DUmmie FUnnies PING List for the FUNNIEST Blog on the Web)
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These poor guys need help; they should call 800-BUSH-WON


17 posted on 11/14/2005 9:58:16 AM PST by NeoCaveman (ANWR is national security, RINO's keep us dependent on foreign oil, aiding our enemies)
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To: PJ-Comix; Cacique; rmlew; firebrand; Do not dub me shapka broham
I am a Brooklyn progressive

OK, what is the difference between a "Brooklyn Progressive" and a "Queens Progressive" besides a longer commute time to the A.N.S.W.E.R. rally? I wonder if this "Brooklyn Progressive" is a native or some transplanted from Ohio Williamsburg douche. My bets are that he/she lives in Park Slope with a lot of cats and boxes of back issues of the New Left Review.

18 posted on 11/14/2005 10:08:09 AM PST by Clemenza (Save My Life I'm Going Down for the Last Time)
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ANOTHER FRIGGIN HURRICANE! Just as I thought that I was going to get beautiful weather for my Thanksgiving visit?


19 posted on 11/14/2005 10:08:50 AM PST by Clemenza (Save My Life I'm Going Down for the Last Time)
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I don't know why on earth you keep HAARPing on this!
It's supposed to be secret that Bush has the SGWAHWM
business going on!! (*Secret Global Warming And Hurricane
Weather Machine)

Heads are gonna roll over this! I demand to know who's to Plame for leaking this information all over the place!!!


20 posted on 11/14/2005 10:09:17 AM PST by pillut48 (CJ in TX)
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