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DUmmie FUnnies 09-15-05 (Sick DUmmie Wishes Heart Attack On Bush)
DUmmie FUnnies ^ | September 15, 2005 | DUmmie and PJ-Comix

Posted on 09/15/2005 6:06:48 PM PDT by PJ-Comix

WOW! I've known for quite some time that the DUmmies are completely DERANGED when it comes to the subject of George W. Bush. Their total HATE knows no bounds but this DUmmie THREAD titled, "My Letter To Bush," goes way beyond even the most vile of venom spewing out of DUmmieland. The author of the piece is DUmmie lynettebro440. I repeat, DUmmie lynettebro440, for you law enforcement people and shrinks out there. In this edition of the DUmmie FUnnies, we will concentrate SOLELY on sicko DUmmie lynettebro440. I repeat, sicko lynettebro440. And the vicious post of DUmmie lynettebro440, I repeat, DUmmie lynettebro440, is in Bolshevik Red while the commentary of your humble correspondent, who thinks that DUmmie lynettebro440 is so full of HATE that she most likely is the one to suffer a heart attack, is in the [brackets]:

My Letter To Bush

[Your Poison Penn Letter to Bush.]

George:

You don't know me; I live in the heart of this great nation called the United States of America. I live inside the heart of every American and every human on earth. I'm that spot in your heart that pumps fresh air into the smut that we inhale every day from your administration’s destruction of me. I am a person and I am angry.

[You're NOT human but you sure are angry...and MAD as a moonbat.]

You don't know me because I haven't been loud enough for you to hear me and get to know me. I'm the heart of all of those people you have touched with sadness and grief. I wake up every morning and go to work, I make just enough to support myself, I don't own a gas guzzling SUV and I didn't vote for you or any election that your family has been associated with for the last 4 decades.

[Only EVIL Republicans drive gas guzzling SUVs...except for the one that John Kerry drove but somehow claimed he didn't own because his Sugar Mommy bought it for him.]

You almost got to know me once in 1988, with your daddy's connection to a sadistic child porn and kidnapping ring that was running amuck in the little big city in the heartland of Nebraska. I wish that you would have gotten to know me back then because it would have meant that my voice would have been loud enough to be heard over you and your family’s scandal. You didn't get to know me but I got to know you, the true you, the corrupt, vile, sadistic, pedophilic person that you and your family are really about.

[Oh yes. The "well known" child porn and kidnapping ring that George Herbert Walker Bush ran in Nebraska during the middle of his 1988 presidential campaign. Thanx for proving your (in)credibility.]

You don't know me but I would like to introduce myself to you. My name is unimportant to you but I'll describe myself a little to you so that you might better be able to understand who I am, and who the people like me in the world are, and who you are soon going to get to meet. You might want to have old Dick Cheney maybe read this letter with you because he might better be able to explain to you, due to his own heart experiences, the kind of person that I am and what it means.

[Yes, DUmmie lynettebro440. Describe yourself a little more so the Secret Service can more easily locate you for a "little talk."]

George, I am like a heart attack that is about to happen to you. I realize that your heart doesn't have the capabilities to feel any emotions, since this has been apparent for most of your life. But no George, believe me, this is how you are going to feel. I'm a lot like a heart attack George and let me explain to you what I am and what I can do to you. You'll first get a little twinge inside your heart, a pain that makes you take attention. You'll wonder "What was that?" kind of feeling and you'll shake it off and continue doing whatever it was you were doing. But soon you'll get a stronger pain, and then a tingle down your arm. You will have no choice but to pay attention now and you will begin to have little fear coming over you. You'll have to sit down and take a rest.

[And you, DUmmie lynettebro440, are like a FART that won't go away. Your noxious fumes linger long after you have spewed your venom.]

But George, just like the start of a true heart attack, you won't be able to brush this off. Soon you heart will begin giving you pain that will drop you to your knees and at this point you will be begging the Jesus whose name you have been taking in vain, and swear that you will never again hurt anyone and you will help all the poor. But George, it will be too late for you by that time.

[It was long ago too late for you DUmmie lynettebro440. Your twisted mind is permanently warped.]

I am your heart George; I am the heart of America. We the people that have a heart are like the pumping of such blood that feeds yours. And unlike you, I do know you. I have paid very close attention to you; I have been quiet, except to educate my own children to fight the battles that I have fought since I was their age with your family. I have kept my heart healthy, I eat right, (I smoke but no worse then what you give me to breathe anymore) I care about my fellow man, and I want everyone to have the same rights as myself. I am like your heart George, and I am about to drop you to your knees.

[This definitely sounds like a DEATH THREAT from a deranged stalker. I repeat. The name is DUmmie lynettebro440.]

You killed my brothers and sisters in full view on TV, right in front of my eyes. You held back help and aid to dying people as they slowly starved to death. Well George, there is an old saying in the heartland of America. You reap what you sow. I only wish that I could be the one in that room with you, when your heart drops you to your knees. I only wish that I could be holding the aspirin or defibrillator as I stand across the room and smirk at you while you experience the slow painful death that you will encounter as you die in front of me. I can only hope I can be as uncaring and despicable as you have been to me and my fellow humans during this time with you. I honestly hope George that you experience as much pain as you have given all of us because of the lack of caring from your own heart.

[Yup. Definitely a candidate for a padded cell in the John Hinckley ward of the Lee Harvey Oswald Mental Health Institute.]

I hope that you have gotten to know me better George, I'm your heart and I'm about to take you to your knees. It was nice knowing you. Adios...

[It was NOT nice knowing you, DUmmie lynettebro440. Adios...]

The Heart of America

[They know I can't move a finger and I want to just sit here and be quiet just in case they suspect me. They're probably watching me. Well, let them. Let them see what kind of a person I am. I'm not even going to swat that fly. I hope they are watching... they'll see. They'll see and they'll know, and they'll say, "Why, she wouldn't even harm a fly..."]


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To: PJ-Comix

No..........DUmmie DUmmie lynettebro440, ADIOS to you!! oh and this man you speak to in your "letter"?......That's "MR. PRESIDENT " to you!!


61 posted on 09/15/2005 8:00:44 PM PDT by gidget7 (Get GLSEN out of our schools!!!!!!)
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To: PJ-Comix
Wow... PJ good find! Discovering lynettebro440 is like stumbling across the Hope Diamond in the Dummie mines.. Check this out... lynettebro440 prostrating himself before the Golden-Calf Cindy

"....Cindy is a light from above, far away from any religion or God, she is pure love and justice. I honestly believe that many people can see her and feel for her, but to be honest, only a mother can truly understand, a person that would give their life for their children, and if anything happened to them it would rip the very core of your soul that would be gone forever. There is no other creature on this planet that can understand that then a mother.

I wept with true sorrow while reading her day 8 summary. She is a remarkable woman of great courage, and she is making history. For those of us who don't truly believe in god, she is truly a gift that we must not f*ck up under anyway shape or form.For all of you Jesus believers, she should be looked upon by you as a true savior. For Budhist, she is about true, unconditional love. For Muslims, she wants to stop the pain against your people. She has united this world from love, and there is no greater power then a mother's love of her child. I know, mine are my life, my soul, my joy and my acomplishments. If anyone would harm them, I would die and want to take down whoever did this. She is justified in her anger, beyond any man can truly understand. She is our Martin Luther King, Bobby K, she is a start of a movement. We don't get these chances very often because the world is asleep at the wheel.

62 posted on 09/15/2005 8:07:31 PM PDT by Antioch (Flannery O'Connor: “evil is not a problem to be solved, but a mystery to be endured”)
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To: feefee

Gosch, feefee...it must be a really, really true conspiracy then...maybe she knew him...wait she could connect him to the White House! Horrors!

Cindie


63 posted on 09/15/2005 8:07:52 PM PDT by gardencatz (my heartbeat, yes my beating heart, My heartbeat keeps on hammering...Bad Company)
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To: PJ-Comix

What happened to this chick, her iPod batteries die on her?


64 posted on 09/15/2005 8:11:03 PM PDT by NRA1995 (When liberals speak I hear the Vonage music playing.....woo-hoo, woo-hoo-hoo....)
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To: berkeleybeej

sickos, yes, and what are they talking about???


65 posted on 09/15/2005 8:12:38 PM PDT by gidget7 (Get GLSEN out of our schools!!!!!!)
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To: berkeleybeej
But after seeing the sheer callousness of Bushco's actions on the Gulf Coast, I realized that this is entirely possible, that we really could be dealing with a bunch of Satanic pedophiles here.

Oh, I do hope they keep up with the satanic pedophile angle...nothing says VOTE REPUBLICAN better than DUmmies unhinged spouting the latest conspiracy theory!

Cindie

66 posted on 09/15/2005 8:15:36 PM PDT by gardencatz (my heartbeat, yes my beating heart, My heartbeat keeps on hammering...Bad Company)
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To: rscientist
Who Starved to Death? That takes weeks to happen..

Not in the parallel moonbat universe in which people are forced to eat corpses after 29 minutes of not being able to obtain a Bahama Mama at 7-11.

67 posted on 09/15/2005 8:21:26 PM PDT by Stentor
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To: Charles Henrickson
Frank isn't on right now, but he PMed me earlier on CU explaining his absence and said I could post it here. Freepmail me if you want me to send it to you.
68 posted on 09/15/2005 8:22:49 PM PDT by darkangel82
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To: PJ-Comix
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Photo of a recent FReeping over at DUmmie-U!

69 posted on 09/15/2005 8:24:40 PM PDT by MarineBrat (When it rains, New Orleans makes its own gravy.)
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To: Charles Henrickson
The Hills are alive with the sound of DUmmies.
Followed by:
Climb every molehill.
70 posted on 09/15/2005 8:25:55 PM PDT by SCALEMAN (Pelosi is as empty as an Amish Phone Directory)
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To: PJ-Comix

That was like reading some bad poetry in a college English class. I hope he sent that email so the Secret Service pays him a friendly visit.


71 posted on 09/15/2005 8:41:06 PM PDT by Firefigher NC (Volunteer firefighters- standing tall, serving proud in the tradition of Ben Franklin.)
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To: MoochPooch
So maybe it's heartburn he/she/it wishes.

Nah, it's all the fried out brain cells it wishes it hadn't thrown away in the hot grease. It isn't even capable anymore of missing the brain it used to have before the vitriol fried the last brain cell.

72 posted on 09/15/2005 8:48:51 PM PDT by Sally'sConcerns
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To: PJ-Comix
I don't own a gas guzzling SUV...

No, lynettebro440, you don't but your hero, Arianna Huffington, does, and was seen leaving the Sierra Club in it the other day by a FReeper who took this picture of it!


BWAAAAHAAAAHAAAAAAAAA!

73 posted on 09/15/2005 9:11:18 PM PDT by luvie (GOD BLESS AMERICA--AND GOD BLESS OUR MILITARY--WHO HAVE OUR BACKS!)
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To: Charles Henrickson

Thanks for posting those. I should have done that.


74 posted on 09/15/2005 9:20:45 PM PDT by Purrcival (Great speech, Mr. President! Now, to pay for all that stuff, let's redo that transportation bill.)
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To: PJ-Comix

To any lurking FBI or Secret Service agents: I have a copy of the thread saved in the event Grand Dumbo Skinner ever comes to his senses and deletes it.


75 posted on 09/15/2005 9:21:01 PM PDT by Misty Memory (Liberals love the idea of humanity in general, they hate individuals in particular.)
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To: PJ-Comix
[This definitely sounds like a DEATH THREAT from a deranged stalker. I repeat. The name is DUmmie lynettebro440.]


...Take THAT you stupid DUmmie LYNETTEBRO440!

76 posted on 09/15/2005 9:21:41 PM PDT by luvie (GOD BLESS AMERICA--AND GOD BLESS OUR MILITARY--WHO HAVE OUR BACKS!)
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To: NRA1995
Sounds like she has ran out of meds.Or she is PMSing in a bad way.What she said is not funny,it is worthless dribble from a disturbed mind.I am glad that she don't live next door to me.She probably kicks her dog too !!
77 posted on 09/15/2005 9:28:23 PM PDT by pitbully (Bring IT On !! Left Wing Nuts !!)
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To: berkeleybeej

Only a democrat board would need a mental illness forum. These people are seriously disturbed and deranged.

Can you imagine the thought process that takes one from hurricanes to satanic pedophilia? Yeah, I can't either.


78 posted on 09/15/2005 9:35:31 PM PDT by kenth
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To: gidget7

Some of these folks really truly believe that Bush 41, Cheney, Rumsfeld, Bush 43, and every other Republican leader is involved in a satanic pedophile ring. I kid you not - some of these fruitloops are convinced that our President and his cohorts kidnap and rape children.

See also posts 66 and 78.


79 posted on 09/15/2005 9:42:54 PM PDT by berkeleybeej (and the silken, sad, uncertain rustling of each purple curtain)
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To: DJ MacWoW
You held back help and aid

Sort of like the DUmmie who left the woman and children stranded after the hurricane in NO because she had a Bush bumper sticker on her car.

80 posted on 09/15/2005 11:34:12 PM PDT by beckysueb (God bless America and President Bush.)
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