Posted on 09/07/2005 3:37:18 PM PDT by PJ-Comix
I bet some of you have occasionally tried to describe the level of insanity of the DUmmies to your skeptical friends. Perhaps they can't believe that anybody could be as nutty as you describe. If so, then perhaps you should refer them to this DUmmie THREAD titled, "I KNOW That There Is No God! Here's Why." As you will see, the level of DUmmie HATRED of George Bush has gone even beyond psychopathic levels. In fact the author of this particular thread, DUmmie DistressedAmerican, needs to not only consult with a shrink, but needs to be paid a little visit from the Secret Service. As usual, the psychopathic DUmmie rantings are in Bolshevik Red while the commentary of your humble correspondent, mopping rabid DUmmie foam off the floor, is in the [brackets]:
I KNOW That There Is No God! Here's Why.
[WARNING! PATHETIC PSYCHOPATHIC RANT TO FOLLOW!]
Bush still breathes.
Bush still stands.
Bush still walks.
Bush still has power.
Bush is still rich.
Bush's parents also still doing all of the above.
IN SHORT:
Bush has not been SMOTE!
Any God worth his salt would have killed the bastard and his entire evil family years ago. I think a bolt of lightening would do the job quite nicely.
OK, Maybe I am wrong. Maybe He does exist but fears we will invade heaven of he rids us of this evil, sociopath! If this is indeed the case:
God, Now is your time. They still haven't the resources to come after you. Strike him down! Show me some of that old shool (testament) WRATH!
[If you think the rage of DUmmie DistressedAmerican is beyond belief now, imagine how it will be when he finds himself screaming this stuff at the prison walls. He is flat out calling for the murder of the President. A federal crime.]
Well, He works in mysterious ways, you know.... Maybe the smiting is just around the corner.
[DUmmie Ron_Green in a hopeful mood.]
I believe the disaster was proof enough Either God is a useless observer like all of us, incompetent and without any power to stop horrible things from happening, or he/she is an asshole that allows or causes these horrible things to happen for his/her own reason and we are meant to suffer for them ignorant of why.I really don't know how else to think of it. I'm sure many will be upset with these thoughts but really truly, without saying any "He works in mysterious ways" nonsense how can you say that there is some deity in charge worthy of love and worship? God is love? Well god let people die all over the South. No prayers were answered by the people who begged for mercy and continue to beg.
[A DUmmie "theologian" weighs in.]
Here's how I knew - Crimson Tide. I knew there was no 'God' (as taught to me by our culture, anyway) when I realized that a merciful, intelligent-designing, loving, all-powerful, supremely perfect deity would not have designed women to bleed for 7 days a month in order to be fertile. WTF is THAT about?!Doesn't sound like intelligent design to me.I can't wait until it is scientifically eradicated. I suspect this has been possible for decades, but, for some reason, our little birth control packets still mercifully allow 7 blank days so our Aunt from Alabama can come to visit.If this god was so intelligent, we would just have an egg sit there until it got fertilized, not be shed every month. Nevermind the whole concept. Until I realized how you got pregnant, I thought women just *decided* when they would have a baby, and that was all that was necessary. Understandably, I have been a little miffed at 'nature' since.
[I have to give this DUmmie atheist credit for creativity. First time I ever heard of someone becoming an atheist because of menstruation.]
If God wants all the credit and adoration. Then he can bloody well pitch in like the rest of us. When the least of us -- the poor, the elderly, the babies -- have to pay with their lives for the failure of government or someone else's sins, that's just mindlessly cruel. If there are consequences then perhaps its time for those in charge to start paying them.
[So who do you blame for Hurricane Katrina. God or Bush? Probably both.]
Bush is the entire reason that I don't believe in Karma
[Because you always end up as the DUmmie Coyote as the Bush RoadRunner leaves you in his dust. BEEP! BEEP!]
Tell God I Have Been Workig My Ass Off To Rid Us Of This Guy. Time for Him to help me. I'm helping myself.Where is my backup?
[Windsurfing off Nantucket.]
How was the vacation.
Cards Magic # is 11.
Threadjack/off
Well, that should speed him up if nothing else would! LOL!....hope you were kidding! :o)
Well, let's see. First of all, one is asking that the President be killed, against the law isn't it? Another is worried about the "babies" when I bet he or she or IT as the case may be most likely supports abortion at will. Another is concerned because Bush is rich. Does he or she think Al Gore, or say John Kerry or Hillary! is poor? Are they this stupid? Do they think Teddy is on welfare?
Destiny: "Roll, Tide, Roll"
Mike Price: "Its rollin' baby, it's rollin'!"
Very good, thanks. Partly vacation--showing Stockholm to my wife and daughter, visiting the Henriksson relatives--and partly professional--attending events and conference marking the centennial of the great Swedish churchman Bo Giertz (some of whose works I am translating), renewing contacts with faithful Lutheran pastors in Sweden.
Distressed American is a particularly vile DUmmie. He claims to be a Professor but he is actually a Teachers Assistant who hasn't completed all the requirements for his PhD yet.
He and his sister set up shop...then were booted from The Ditch Witch compound for setting up their Socialist Workers booth and selling copies of the Daily Worker.
He has called me a babykiller and advocated spitting on the troops.
The reason I know there IS a God is because people like DA the Gay TA are not allowed to hold positions of importance or power in this country.
Hi, tx! Vile he is (and a lier!) and he will certainly get his reward--or rather punishment!
I can't believe the Ditch Witch booted him out--sounds right up her alley!
You just can't listen to those people who revile you and the love of your country that you have! They are beneath contempt and certainly beneath you so far you should be able to squash them like the cockroaches they are!
WOW! I never thought I'd see such a criticism of abortion on DUh!!!
OK, I see. You don't like men. Well, there's always the turkey baster.
No, No don't wish a migration it is best that they all stay together so they can be watched and studied!
Hey PJ, just think what they are going to be like when Bush nominates Janice Rogers Brown for the SCOTUS. :o)
How about "GimmeMyCheck"?
...but dad says she will have to leave in couple of days, and she has to take her shopping cart with her.
Yes and no. Sometimes there is “payback” in this life, but not always. More often, instead of divine “payback,” there are *consequences* to our behavior—but again, not always.
There is not always a direct one-to-one correlation between particular sin and particular judgment. Job’s friends thought that was the cause for Job’s sufferings, but no. Likewise, see the case of the man born blind in John 9. And note Jesus’ words in Luke 13:1-5—people who die in violent tragedies are not necessarily worse sinners.
Frankly, it’s a good thing life is not exactly “fair,” or else we’d all be in big trouble, for we are all—every one of us—sinners condemned under God’s law. Thank God for his mercy and forgiveness in Christ Jesus our Savior, who took God’s judgment against all sinners *for us*, in our place, on the cross.
And they happen on other planets, too! Jupiter has a permanent hurricane. Neptune has a couple of them rolling around too. Mars sometimes has planet-wide sandstorms that could be considered a huge hurricane too.
I hate it. But it also makes me thank God that I am a woman and will one day soon know the joy of child birth. It's a small price to pay for that reward.
They also like to blab loudly on their cell phones in the ICU of a hospital. This is how you can tell they're DUmmies....the rules are not meant for them!
"Not to mention, it was in the periodical section."
I'm really glad I swallowed my coffee before I ran across that one!
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