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DUmmie FUnnies 07-11-05 ("Warning, ROVE RAGE! Enter at your own risk!")
DUmmie FUnnies ^ | July 11, 2005 | DUmmies and PJ-Comix

Posted on 07/11/2005 6:22:07 AM PDT by PJ-Comix

There is a really funny scene in the movie, Back To School. The Rodney Dangerfield character, Thornton Mellon, is a student in a history class conducted by the crazed Professor Terguson (Sam Kinison). Professor Terguson lets loose with an incredibly outraged outburst and invites an equally loony response from his student, Thornton Mellon. Well, this DUmmie THREAD titled, “Warning, ROVE RAGE! Enter at your own risk!” reminds me of that scene from Back To School. A DUmmie delivers an OVER THE TOP rant about Karl Rove plus the EVIL Bush Regime and invites his fellow DUmmies to join in with his nuttiness which they happily oblige. As usual, the DUmmie rants which make Professor Terguson look sane are in Bolshevik Red while the commentary of your humble correspondent, thinking that crazed DUmmies are almost as FUnnie as a Sam Kinison comedy routine, is in the [brackets]:

Warning, ROVE RAGE! Enter at your own risk!

[I’m chuckling already. Continue DUmmie Quixote1818.]

Here are the sober facts! This f*cking Administration has probably committed treason, perjury, made a consorted effort to spread misinformation to the press, defrauded OUR government, obstructed justice, compromised our national security by blowing the cover of a CIA agent involved in monitoring WMD around the world, FIXED INTELLIGENCE to fit their f*cking policy to take us into a BOGUS, Illegal, BLOODY F*CKING WAR. Their lies have left over ten thousand Americans either dead, mutilated or inflicted with the darkest forms of post traumatic stress syndrome one can imagine! Their lies have killed tens of thousands of Iraqi's, destroyed a whole country's infrastructure, spread depleted uranium all over Iraq which will inflict perhaps hundreds of thousands of Iraqi and American people with cancer and extreme pain. They have increased terrorism around the world, turned the world against us, blown 300 Billion of our taxes, ruined our army, not protected our soldiers with armor, tortured human beings, fixed elections, appointed nuts to our federal courts and all the while acting like they were appointed by GOD and could do no wrong!

[I was up to my knees in rice paddies, with guns that didn't work! Going in there, looking for Charlie, slugging it out with him; While pussies like you were back here partying, putting headbands on, doing drugs, and listening to the goddamn Beatle albums! Oh! Oh! Oh!]

I am not only outraged I am F*CKING NUMB and feeling almost lost because it seems like all people care about is Michael Jackson's soap opera!!!!! The GOD DAM F*CKING PRESS WONT DO A thing about this or anything illegal Bush does yet they become infatuated with a blue dress with Bubbas seed on it??? Our lame Democratic leadership with the exception of John Conyers are a bunch of pussies who let Bush get away with EVERYTHING and we have a bunch of scumbags on FR slandering someone as kind and decent and beautiful as Andy who was dying of cancer???? What the hell is our world coming to????

[Continue Professor Terguson, oops, I mean DUmmie Quixote1818.]

We can start something here on DU and we can start it NOW! No more wondering what the next article is going to say about Rove, it's time for us to speak up loud and clear. It's time to call our congress people and SCREAM at them to get off their asses and represent the people who elected them and confront this corrupt administration with some real guts! It's time to start websites, it's time to write every press person on the planet, it's time to march, it's time to RAISE HELL!

[Let me guess. The Karl Rove being frogwalked out of the White House scenario is going NOWHERE. But continue with the comedy act…]

Can I please see some outrage on this thread? The kind the actions of this administration deserves! And better yet what are we going to do with that rage to change this situation?

[“Can you please be as CRAZY as me? Is there no Thornton Mellon out there who can match my crazy Professor Terguson routine?” Well, don’t worry, DUmmie Quixote1818. Your total lack of sanity will be more than matched by your equally crazed fellow DUmmies as we shall see.]

Gladly f*ck those mother f*ckers!!! The press is f*cking guilty! Democrats are a bunch of bought off spineless pieces of shit! Republicans running things are the epitomy of evil! F*ck'um all start to hell!!! Hell is too good!

[Professor Terguson: You remember that thing we had about 30 years ago called the Korean conflict? And how we failed to achieve victory? How come we didn't cross the 38th parallel and push those rice-eaters back to the Great Wall of China? Then take the f*cking wall apart brick by brick and nuke them back into the f*cking stone age forever? Tell me why! How come? Say it! Say it!

Thornton Melon: All right. I'll say it. 'Cause Truman was too much of a *pussy wimp* to let MacArthur go in there and blow out those Commie bastards!]

I'm outraged -but my emails don't seem to force the MSM into printing stories on this. Just a suspician, but I think SOMEONE is actively attempting to cover it up. That's what we're fighting against. Which means we have to scream louder and longer than the opposition. Public apathy doesn't help. Why do I feel like I'm living in the middle of Germany in WWII?

[Perhaps because you are living in the middle of a padded cell.]

mitigating psyops impact on civilian institutions. In order to counteract attempts at "velvet revolutions" or undue influence, governments have often been heavy-handed in the dictation of propaganda to media outlets. Because of the role of propaganda, some incursions on civilian media are unavoidable. The question we should really be asking is how to cooperatively ensure objectivity instead of enforcing dogma. After all, foreign governmental influence on the media is even less welcome than domestic governmental influence. Joint civilian and military review panels, discussions about how to detect psyops and false reports, joint media and military investigations, and objectivity standards would be useful if undertaken sincerely. Unfortunately it would be rather pollyanna-ish to assume such could ever be done.

[Psyops and Liphops and Mihops, Oh My! Psyops and Liphops and Mihops, Oh My!]

Sure wish I could verbally rage like that.

[A good start would be a reading of King Lear.]

MediaWhores abound; Democracy weeps; we're f*cking pissed-off! Excellent. There are all sorts of people who are extremely angry. They include nearly everyone I talk to outside of my work setting (which is not political) and even people I talk to there will spontaneously comment on what a POS the administration is. Here's the good news, with NO F*CKING PRESS COVERAGE over 50% (and you know they lie about this) of the population thinks the war is a big f'ing mistake; 42% in Zogby (he got his revenge didn't he) said that * should be impeached...4 2 %...if he lied about WMD (well a majority think he lied so the next time they ask it, the question will be, Should the pResident be impeached? The numbers will continue to push up,up. I'm in contact with my congressman and senators and they're hearing it loud and clear. No more holding back; time to tell the truth; it's AMF time for *!

[I am lacking an Asylum Dictionary so could you tell us what “AMF” means, DUmmie autorank?

I'm way beyond outrage...For me, outrage is SO 2003. I've moved beyond that to acceptance, and now I'm just waiting for them to self-destruct. It's happening as we speak, and it's ugly. It'll take a bit more time, but they will destroy themselves.

[Speaking of self-destructing… Hee! Hee!]

The cabal in charge are well aware of what is coming. Shit - they do all they can to "bring it on". Meanwhile - we should all keep hollering. The train wreck is coming - but there is still time to pull the brakes or jump off...

[I recommend the “jump off” option for you DUmmie pengu1n.]


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To: RoyalsFan
701 pingees and I can't get a single freeper to sign up for my Royals ping list. Sheesh.

You've been a member of FR for five days and you're building a ping list?

You certainly are ambitious! (:

101 posted on 07/11/2005 9:24:03 AM PDT by mplsconservative (Proud monthly donor to FR. Tasty food for thought & less $ than one deluxe pizza. Get mentally fit!)
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To: RoyalsFan

Maybe if you started a Don Denkinger Fan Club Ping List you'd get a lot more responses?


102 posted on 07/11/2005 9:47:58 AM PDT by GOP_Raider (Just Blog, Baby!...http://www.utefans.net/blogs/index.php?blog=2)
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To: GOP_Raider
Maybe if you started a Don Denkinger Fan Club Ping List you'd get a lot more responses

Were I a mod, just the mention of that name would get you banned.

That incident spawned a new saying here in the STL area...I've/you've been Denkingered

103 posted on 07/11/2005 9:51:04 AM PDT by SCALEMAN (What ever happened to thin and runny salsa? All I can find is thick and chunky. Damn)
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To: PJ-Comix

This thread mixed with run-on sentences & the f-word.

What a thoughtful, articulate person. (sarcasm)


104 posted on 07/11/2005 9:59:29 AM PDT by MoochPooch (A righteous person worries about his or her behavior, an extremist about everyone else's.)
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To: libs_kma
Or like Dizzy Dean saying Republicans are all White Christians, and he hates Republicans.

While I agree Dean is as dizzy as they come, please don't slander the great Dizzy Dean, baseball player extraordinaire and baseball announcer after he retired!

BTW, Diz was a Republican. :)

105 posted on 07/11/2005 10:01:49 AM PDT by Budge (<>< Sit Nomen Domini benedictum. <><)
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To: Budge

Point taken. You are right. Using Dizzy Dean's nickname for Howard is not fair to the real Dizzy Dean.


106 posted on 07/11/2005 10:10:05 AM PDT by libs_kma (USA: The land of the Free....Because of the Brave!)
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To: libs_kma
Maybe something like "Dizzy H. Dean."
107 posted on 07/11/2005 10:16:36 AM PDT by Budge (<>< Sit Nomen Domini benedictum. <><)
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To: Budge
Maybe something like "Dizzy H. Dean."

Can we try Ditsy Dean?

108 posted on 07/11/2005 10:26:49 AM PDT by SCALEMAN (What ever happened to thin and runny salsa? All I can find is thick and chunky. Damn)
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To: rockthecasbah
A police officer remains in serious but stable condition with brain swelling and a blood clot at a local hospital. The three perps,one from Berkeley, have been charged with "attempted lynching, malicious mischief, resisting arrest and aggravated asault with a deadly weapon"...

Did I miss something? What's the difference between an "attempted lynching" and attempted murder?

109 posted on 07/11/2005 10:26:59 AM PDT by LibSnubber (liberal democrats are domestic terrorists)
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To: PJ-Comix
Warning, ROVE RAGE! . . . The GOD DAM F*CKING PRESS WONT DO A thing about this. . . .

He's upset because
there's no COVERAGE
for their ROVE RAGE!

110 posted on 07/11/2005 10:43:54 AM PDT by Charles Henrickson (The Rove sees all, knows all, controls all.)
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To: PJ-Comix
Here are the sober facts! This f*cking Administration has probably. . . .

Well, you lost the "sober" part with your profanity, and the "facts" part with your "probably."

111 posted on 07/11/2005 10:46:05 AM PDT by Charles Henrickson (The Rove sees all, knows all, controls all.)
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To: Charles Henrickson
ROVE RAGE!

LMAO!!!!
112 posted on 07/11/2005 10:46:27 AM PDT by ReeWalker (Life isn't fair...GET OVER IT!!!)
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To: commonguymd

Thank you for your help. I copied and pasted my comments to the new thread. It worked. I was amazed.

Thanks again. b


113 posted on 07/11/2005 10:49:06 AM PDT by Barset
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To: PJ-Comix
They have . . . blown 300 Billion of our taxes

That's never bothered a Democrat before. Why start now?

114 posted on 07/11/2005 10:50:05 AM PDT by Charles Henrickson (The Rove sees all, knows all, controls all.)
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To: Charles Henrickson

With commonguymd"s help, I posted my comments on the new thread.


115 posted on 07/11/2005 10:53:18 AM PDT by Barset
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To: LibSnubber

I have no idea about the lynching except that it was reported this way in the paper. Self described anarchists acting out what they mean about "revolution."

The ugly side of "peace" activism.


116 posted on 07/11/2005 10:58:55 AM PDT by rockthecasbah
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To: PJ-Comix

I fully endorse their agenda of yelling and screaming at Congressmen! It is sure to succeed.


117 posted on 07/11/2005 10:59:25 AM PDT by Democratshavenobrains
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To: Jaysun
Favorite line:

It's time to start websites
118 posted on 07/11/2005 11:01:36 AM PDT by billybudd
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To: PJ-Comix; franksolich; MisterRepublican; gardencatz; KJC1; commonguymd
They have . . . fixed elections. . . .

. . . and we have a bunch of scumbags on FR slandering someone as kind and decent and beautiful as Andy who was dying of cancer????

OK, now here is a teachable moment. Come see the hypocrisy.

On the one hand, Quixote1818 just throws out this wild allegation that the Bush administration "fixed elections," like that was simply a "sober fact," obvious to all.

Then in the next breath, Quixote1818 claims that we were "slandering Andy" when we questioned some very real inconsistencies and red flags in that massive public fundraiser--IOW, when we expected some verifiability, accountability, and transparency from the self-appointed CHAMPIONS of verifiability, accountability, and transparency!

Hypocrisy, thy name is DUmmie!

119 posted on 07/11/2005 11:03:28 AM PDT by Charles Henrickson ("Politicize my plight!!!" --Andy Stephenson)
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To: PJ-Comix
It's time to call our congress people and SCREAM at them

That'll work well. Go with that idea.

120 posted on 07/11/2005 11:07:34 AM PDT by Charles Henrickson (Rage Against the Rove!)
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