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DUmmie FUnnies 06-17-05 ("DUrbin is NOT APOLOGIZING!!!!")
DUmmie FUnnies ^ | June 17, 2005 | DUmmies and PJ-Comix

Posted on 06/17/2005 4:15:20 PM PDT by PJ-Comix

Once again it looks like the Democrats are well on their way to committing political suicide. This time the self-inflicted wound has been performed by Senator Dick DUrbin of Illinois who has accused the USA of severe mistreatment of the poor Guantanamo prisoners and then compared such “torture” to that practiced by the Nazis or the Soviets in their Gulags. Yes, pity the poor Gitmo prisoners freezing in 68 degree air conditioning and being stuffed with primo food. If prisoners of the Nazis or the Soviets “suffered” such treatment for just 10 minutes they would have thought they went to heaven. Of course the biggest cheerleaders of DUrbin are none other than the DUmmies as you can see in this THREAD titled, “DUrbin is NOT APOLOGIZING!!!!” So let us now watch the DUmmies sink the Democrats in Bolshevik Red while the commentary of your humble correspondent, shocked at the Rice Pilaf torture of the Gitmo prisoners, is in the [brackets]:

DUrbin is NOT APOLOGIZING!!!! He is ripping them up, call to thank him

[Thank you Senator DUrbin for ensuring that the Democrats will be losing plenty of seats in the next election thanks to your absurd comments.]

Oh man, it great, putting the FBI Document in context, talking about the torture and how it was approved by this adminstration.

[“Please stop torturing me with having to make a choice between eating glazed chicken or sirloin steak!”]

He is not going to take back calling them NAZIs!! WOO HOO!

[WOO! HOO! Kiss any chance of Democrats gaining seats in 2006 goodbye!]

He's gonna get a lot of angry calls from freepers, they make sure to let their asshole voices be known, call Durbin to counter that shit, let him know that you like what he is saying, you approve and that you support him.

[Thank you, Senator DUrbin for making your fellow Democrats unelectable!]

Yay Dems with balls! I f*cking love it!!!

[Those Dems with balls will soon be bouncing off padded cell walls.]

This guy's got George Galloway in him!!!!

[Plus a touch of Dr. Kevorkian in him for administering assisted suicide to the Democrats.]

Durbin is being a man. Good for him!!! Other DEMs take note of DUrbin: No apologies, no surrender- the Base DEMANDS no less.

[No sanity- the Base DEMANDS no less.]

The Dems are getting some spine at last and learning that you must NEVER apologize to Neocons, or acknowledge their rhetoric and lies!! No apologies from Dean!! And now none from Durbin!

[Dean and DUrbin. Two Democrat peas in a padded cell pod.]

framed NO MORE!! we gotta take it to 'em every time. DUNK! SWISH!

[FLUSH! (Sound of the Democrat Party future.)]

Dick Durbin is a real man and a real Democrat. I'm so proud he represents me and my family in the Senate.

[Dick DUrbin---the DUmmie senator.]

Hope that we can counteract the freeps.

[DUrbin needs no help to sink himself.]

As a daughter of a Holocaust Survivor and a trained historian, I know this camp is not unlike Bergen Belsen.

[Yeah. It’s a known historical fact that the Bergen Belsen prisoners were tortured with 68 degree air conditioning during the summer and forced to eat large helpings of rice pilaf and glazed chicken.]

Obama could learn a thing or two from Durbin

[How to commit political hari kari.]

I'm so proud of Sen Durbin. Damn, I'm proud of him!

[I’m so proud he smeared the USA!]

When it comes to the official imprimatur on torture, there is undisputed evidence that Rumsfeld and AG Gonzales authorized it!

[It’s horrible. Rumsfeld and Gonzales authorized the horrific ban on prisoner backrubs in Gitmo.]

Durbin has completely pulled the rug out!!!

[…from under his own feet.]


TOPICS: Humor
KEYWORDS: apology; dickdurbin; dummies; suicide
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To: PJ-Comix

When have morons like DUrbin EVER apologized for their dumb remarks? Its not like we really expect it to happen.


101 posted on 06/17/2005 10:06:16 PM PDT by Democratshavenobrains
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To: PJ-Comix

----The Dems are getting some spine at last and learning that you must NEVER apologize to Neocons, or acknowledge their rhetoric and lies!!----

"Neocons".... that ever-popular liberal code word for "Jews".

Who are the Nazis again, DUmbf--ks?

-Dan

102 posted on 06/17/2005 10:11:27 PM PDT by Flux Capacitor (Trust me. I know what I'm doing.)
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To: PJ-Comix
putting the FBI Document in context, talking about the torture and how it was approved by this adminstration.

Putting the document in context? In other words, he's "spinning" it for you.

I know, I know, I'm nuts, but I am STILL shaking my head when I read this stuff. I want to ask these people if they'd react this way about FDR executing those Nazis.

103 posted on 06/17/2005 10:28:25 PM PDT by Dr.Hilarious (If Al Qaeda took over the judiciary and mainstream media, would we know the difference?)
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To: ReeWalker

Proud to be your bookmark anytime Ree


104 posted on 06/17/2005 10:51:00 PM PDT by Allosaurs_r_us (for a fee........I'm happy to be........Your BACKDOOR MAN!....Dirty Deeds Done Dirt Cheap!)
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To: PJ-Comix

[Thank you Senator DUrbin for ensuring that the Democrats will be losing plenty of seats in the next election thanks to your absurd comments.]

That sounds a lot like what Rush was suggesting that everyone do...call Durbin's office, be very polite, and suggest that we thank him for showing the country what the Democrats are all about.


105 posted on 06/17/2005 11:16:04 PM PDT by Purrcival (Senator Dick Durbin is, at best, a fool and at worst, a traitor.)
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To: PJ-Comix
The tortured plea of a suffering Gitmo prisoner: "PLEASE!!! NO MORE CARBS!!!"

THe tortured plea of a suffering Gitmo prisoner: "What?? Lemon chicken -- AGAIN???

106 posted on 06/17/2005 11:19:36 PM PDT by Purrcival (Senator Dick Durbin is, at best, a fool and at worst, a traitor.)
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To: Choose Ye This Day

Dick Turban - I LOVE IT!!!! :D


107 posted on 06/17/2005 11:20:21 PM PDT by Purrcival (Senator Dick Durbin is, at best, a fool and at worst, a traitor.)
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To: Purrcival

Gotta bookmark it. G'night, everyone - have a great weekend!


108 posted on 06/17/2005 11:22:46 PM PDT by Purrcival (Senator Dick Durbin is, at best, a fool and at worst, a traitor.)
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To: Sally'sConcerns

You are right. This is not funny. If Durban is not forced to resign his leadership position, the moderates have officially lost the information war.

This must not be allowed to stand. I find it so offensive that I want it out of the Congressional record. If that is not done, we will lose this war.

And where is President Bush. He is commander-in-chief. What is his reaction? He has allowed these Copperheads to get out of control.


109 posted on 06/18/2005 5:14:05 AM PDT by Patriot from Philly
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To: PJ-Comix

it's so hard to believe that an American would be proud of this idiot's statements. Makes me heart sick.


110 posted on 06/18/2005 6:37:29 AM PDT by EmilyGeiger
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To: EmilyGeiger

They aren't American.


111 posted on 06/18/2005 7:05:31 AM PDT by KSCITYBOY
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To: Choose Ye This Day

Thank you so much for posting that link!! That was hilarious.


112 posted on 06/18/2005 7:06:51 AM PDT by EmilyGeiger
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To: KSCITYBOY

American by birth, communist through stupidity. Yes you are right. I just cannot understand how anyone who has tasted the wonderful freedoms we have, the luxury of living in America and then take it for granted. I wish these morons could live in another country, without the benefit of being known as an American citizen for a year. Live as a citizen of China, North Korea, Iran, etc. Maybe then they would appreciate what they have been blessed with.


113 posted on 06/18/2005 7:10:47 AM PDT by EmilyGeiger
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To: ReeWalker

to the tune of Dead Kennedys "Holiday in Cambodia"

So you've killed for Allah for some years now
and you know you've seen it all...
Support from libs like Dick Durban,
Mike Moore, and Ted Rall

The AC's high and you're in bare feet
But you get three squares a day
They let you point toward Mecca and
don't mind it when you pray

Now it is time to complain and moan
Things over here just aren't like at home
What you need, is libs who "care"
'bout how you're treated while you're there...

It's a holiday in Guantanamo
It's tough dear but it's life
Holiday in Guantanamo
Don't forget to pack a wife


114 posted on 06/18/2005 8:54:45 AM PDT by raccoonradio
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To: All

Newsflash! DUmmies embrace Moonbat moniker!!!!!!

http://www.democraticunderground.com/discuss/duboard.php?az=view_all&address=132x1864110

heh heh


115 posted on 06/18/2005 8:59:52 AM PDT by lieutenant columbo
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To: Choose Ye This Day

Wow...that is absolutely on point. Thanks for posting the link.


116 posted on 06/18/2005 9:06:21 AM PDT by lieutenant columbo
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To: PJ-Comix

You have outdone yourself again, PJ-Comix. Rice Pilaf torture.

I can hardly believe the comment about Bergen-Belsen. Just when you think they can't get any more divorced from reality...


117 posted on 06/18/2005 9:09:19 AM PDT by lieutenant columbo
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To: EmilyGeiger

"American by birth, communist through stupidity"

What really gets me is that they say we stole their country! This country was never a socialist or communist country!


118 posted on 06/18/2005 9:25:07 AM PDT by imskylark
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To: All

per Ben Burch: Coming soon...A "Thank You" site from Andy Stephenson!

http://www.democraticunderground.com/discuss/duboard.php?az=view_all&address=104x3885580



119 posted on 06/18/2005 9:54:25 AM PDT by lieutenant columbo
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To: lieutenant columbo

more info. at scamdy.com

http://scamdy.com/forum/html/viewtopic.php?t=109


120 posted on 06/18/2005 9:59:10 AM PDT by lieutenant columbo
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