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DUmmie FUnnies 06-17-05 ("DUrbin is NOT APOLOGIZING!!!!")
DUmmie FUnnies ^ | June 17, 2005 | DUmmies and PJ-Comix

Posted on 06/17/2005 4:15:20 PM PDT by PJ-Comix

Once again it looks like the Democrats are well on their way to committing political suicide. This time the self-inflicted wound has been performed by Senator Dick DUrbin of Illinois who has accused the USA of severe mistreatment of the poor Guantanamo prisoners and then compared such “torture” to that practiced by the Nazis or the Soviets in their Gulags. Yes, pity the poor Gitmo prisoners freezing in 68 degree air conditioning and being stuffed with primo food. If prisoners of the Nazis or the Soviets “suffered” such treatment for just 10 minutes they would have thought they went to heaven. Of course the biggest cheerleaders of DUrbin are none other than the DUmmies as you can see in this THREAD titled, “DUrbin is NOT APOLOGIZING!!!!” So let us now watch the DUmmies sink the Democrats in Bolshevik Red while the commentary of your humble correspondent, shocked at the Rice Pilaf torture of the Gitmo prisoners, is in the [brackets]:

DUrbin is NOT APOLOGIZING!!!! He is ripping them up, call to thank him

[Thank you Senator DUrbin for ensuring that the Democrats will be losing plenty of seats in the next election thanks to your absurd comments.]

Oh man, it great, putting the FBI Document in context, talking about the torture and how it was approved by this adminstration.

[“Please stop torturing me with having to make a choice between eating glazed chicken or sirloin steak!”]

He is not going to take back calling them NAZIs!! WOO HOO!

[WOO! HOO! Kiss any chance of Democrats gaining seats in 2006 goodbye!]

He's gonna get a lot of angry calls from freepers, they make sure to let their asshole voices be known, call Durbin to counter that shit, let him know that you like what he is saying, you approve and that you support him.

[Thank you, Senator DUrbin for making your fellow Democrats unelectable!]

Yay Dems with balls! I f*cking love it!!!

[Those Dems with balls will soon be bouncing off padded cell walls.]

This guy's got George Galloway in him!!!!

[Plus a touch of Dr. Kevorkian in him for administering assisted suicide to the Democrats.]

Durbin is being a man. Good for him!!! Other DEMs take note of DUrbin: No apologies, no surrender- the Base DEMANDS no less.

[No sanity- the Base DEMANDS no less.]

The Dems are getting some spine at last and learning that you must NEVER apologize to Neocons, or acknowledge their rhetoric and lies!! No apologies from Dean!! And now none from Durbin!

[Dean and DUrbin. Two Democrat peas in a padded cell pod.]

framed NO MORE!! we gotta take it to 'em every time. DUNK! SWISH!

[FLUSH! (Sound of the Democrat Party future.)]

Dick Durbin is a real man and a real Democrat. I'm so proud he represents me and my family in the Senate.

[Dick DUrbin---the DUmmie senator.]

Hope that we can counteract the freeps.

[DUrbin needs no help to sink himself.]

As a daughter of a Holocaust Survivor and a trained historian, I know this camp is not unlike Bergen Belsen.

[Yeah. It’s a known historical fact that the Bergen Belsen prisoners were tortured with 68 degree air conditioning during the summer and forced to eat large helpings of rice pilaf and glazed chicken.]

Obama could learn a thing or two from Durbin

[How to commit political hari kari.]

I'm so proud of Sen Durbin. Damn, I'm proud of him!

[I’m so proud he smeared the USA!]

When it comes to the official imprimatur on torture, there is undisputed evidence that Rumsfeld and AG Gonzales authorized it!

[It’s horrible. Rumsfeld and Gonzales authorized the horrific ban on prisoner backrubs in Gitmo.]

Durbin has completely pulled the rug out!!!

[…from under his own feet.]


TOPICS: Humor
KEYWORDS: apology; dickdurbin; dummies; suicide
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To: sporkgoddess
"The Gulag Archipelago" by Solzhenitsyn.

I haven't read that in years, but have it on the shelf somewhere -- will have to refer to it soon.

But I know what you mean. Y'see, these folk grab on to "terms" and "feelings" generated by those "terms" and try to create something "meaningful -- for the now" whateverthehe!! that means.

It's like when they throw around Hitler, Pol Pot, and all the rest, conveniently omitting Stalin most of the time.

It's the emotions generated from these hot button words, not the true meaning of the words themselves nor the historical context of the words.

I think they finally realized that their favorite term, "racist", no longer elicits the response they wish so they're grabbing at anything that generates emotion and tries to shine the worse light possible on the opposite party.

Problem is, while they are sequestered in their primate house cage and slinging their feces around, they don't realize that they are casting their "gems" into a fan, and it is coating them completely. -- JMHO

81 posted on 06/17/2005 7:05:23 PM PDT by Boomer Geezer (Sgt. Wanda Dabbs, 22, of the 230th, called out, "That's my president, hooah!" and there were cheers.)
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To: darkangel82

Well, I think I will invite him/her/it out and play. Knowing my luck, it is probably some skinny pimple-faced punk.


82 posted on 06/17/2005 7:23:00 PM PDT by Eagle of Liberty (I think I'll have the Orange Glazed Chicken Entree today - Here at CLUB GITMO!)
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To: PJ-Comix

DUmmies being DUmmies , How FUnnie ...


83 posted on 06/17/2005 7:33:41 PM PDT by Deetes (God Bless the Troops)
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To: PJ-Comix
Well this absolutely confirms what we have surmised all along. The DUmpster is full of DUmmies.

84 posted on 06/17/2005 7:57:27 PM PDT by Allosaurs_r_us (for a fee........I'm happy to be........Your BACKDOOR MAN!....Dirty Deeds Done Dirt Cheap!)
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To: Allosaurs_r_us
bookmark....Nite All...need to have a few drinks and have some "fun" with Savage243.....(Cheshire cat grin on my face)
85 posted on 06/17/2005 8:08:40 PM PDT by ReeWalker (Life isn't fair...GET USED TO IT!!!)
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To: ReeWalker
bookmark....Nite All...need to have a few drinks and have some "fun" with Savage243.....(Cheshire cat grin on my face)

Come on now, remember this isn't the DUmpster and you aren't BenLurch. ;-)

86 posted on 06/17/2005 8:26:23 PM PDT by Chappaquiddick Crawdad ("E unum pluribus"? Perhaps you meant "ex uno plures", or is that "stultus sum"? hmmm...)
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To: infidel29

As a daughter of a Holocaust Survivor and a trained historian...
Does that mean she can tell me stories after she fetches my slippers?


You can bet most of those tall tales at DU about being relatives of Holocaust survivors or being combat veterans against the war are crap. Leftists are bothered much less than conservatives when it comes to fabricating a bunch of bull to further their agenda.


87 posted on 06/17/2005 8:36:52 PM PDT by Firefigher NC
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To: Chappaquiddick Crawdad
Sorry!! Am I forgiven??
88 posted on 06/17/2005 8:51:17 PM PDT by ReeWalker (Life isn't fair...GET USED TO IT!!!)
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To: PJ-Comix

You are king of the rejoinders!!


89 posted on 06/17/2005 9:00:32 PM PDT by aquila48
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To: Sally'sConcerns
I saw too many of my friends and classmates injured or killed in Viet Nam because our government didn't give them the support they needed and deserved.

Amen. While I am a Vietnam Era Vet, I didn't serve in Vietnam, but there are names of men I was in basic training on the wall. I was drafted in '70 and by the grace of God my name isn't there with them.

Once again we have a group of America haters who rejoice in anything that will hurt our military and our country.

Durban stands in the shadow of Fonda's shame.

90 posted on 06/17/2005 9:05:17 PM PDT by SCALEMAN (Super Cards/Rams Fan)
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To: gate2wire

Apparently so--back in the 60s, I think. I don't recall ever seeing it.

I remember reading Darkness at Noon in my Modern Fiction class...Koestler or somebody was the author? I remember liking it, but I can't remember much about it.


91 posted on 06/17/2005 9:10:05 PM PDT by Choose Ye This Day (¿No tienes documentos? No tienes trabajo.)
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To: btwg156
This is hillarious - LARRY KING - A SERIAL HUSBAND, MONOGAMOUS POLYGAMIST AND THE JOYS OF MULTIPLE FATHERHOOD etc. etc. blah blah blah

And this relates to Dick Durbin, Guantanamo, or DU how exactly?

92 posted on 06/17/2005 9:14:21 PM PDT by Choose Ye This Day (¿No tienes documentos? No tienes trabajo.)
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To: Choose Ye This Day
And this relates to Dick Durbin, Guantanamo, or DU how exactly?

The poster was reprimanded by the moderator for spamming with that.

93 posted on 06/17/2005 9:16:19 PM PDT by SCALEMAN (Super Cards/Rams Fan)
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To: PJ-Comix
DU frinkin losers. Always bashing the US. They will never win that bet. P*ssy little scum.
94 posted on 06/17/2005 9:21:32 PM PDT by KSCITYBOY
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To: PJ-Comix

DUmmie DUrbin has just destroyed what was left of the DUmocratic Party! Way to go!!!

95 posted on 06/17/2005 9:22:09 PM PDT by luvie (GOD BLESS OUR TROOPS AND GOD BLESS THE USA!)
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To: btwg156

Why are you posting crap on THIS thread? Looks very like something a disrupter would do.


96 posted on 06/17/2005 9:35:25 PM PDT by justshutupandtakeit (Public Enemy #1, the RATmedia.)
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To: Admin Moderator

Please pull that post.


97 posted on 06/17/2005 9:36:00 PM PDT by justshutupandtakeit (Public Enemy #1, the RATmedia.)
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To: Choose Ye This Day
He is not going to take back calling them NAZIs!! WOO HOO!

I just think this bears repeating: The DUmmies are CHEERING the fact that a braindead member of Congress publicly CALLED OUR TROOPS NAZIS!

So now it's going to be, "Of course I support our torturing, Nazi troops. I'm just against the war."

98 posted on 06/17/2005 9:36:19 PM PDT by Choose Ye This Day (¿No tienes documentos? No tienes trabajo.)
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To: PJ-Comix

You've gotta read Iowahawk's take on Dastardly Dick, Master of the Melodramatic Metaphor.

"From the Desk of Senator Dick":



Customer Relations Department
United Airlines
Elk Grove Village, IL


Dear Sir or Madam:


In the dark annals of human evil, history has recorded the Holocaust, the Rwandan genocides, and Stalin's mass starvation program. And now, United Airlines flight 671 from Reagan International to Chicago O'Hare on June 3rd, 2005. I know, because I am a survivor of that dark exemplar of man's cruelty to man.


Perhaps I should have known what I was in for when your brusque gate agent refused to issue an upgrade to me for the flight (despite being a Premier/1K member for over 10 years), or when your flight crew Gestapo confiscated my carry on Roll Tote (even though I had nearly fit it into the overhead bin). But the true measure of the horror did not dawn on me until me and my fellow passengers were left taxiing on the O'Hare tarmack for over twenty minutes in the Auschwitzian Airbus A320 cattlecar, in temperatures approaching 85 degrees, not knowing our fates or whether we would make it to our fundraising dinners.


Santayana once said, "those who forget history are doomed to repeat it." And I say to you and your fellow United criminals: "never again," unless you credit my account at least 2 flight segments for this travesty.


Sincerely,


Senator Richard J. Durbin
Washington, DC


cc: Human Rights Watch
cc: Amnesty International


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99 posted on 06/17/2005 9:45:57 PM PDT by Choose Ye This Day (¿No tienes documentos? No tienes trabajo.)
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To: Sally'sConcerns
I saw too many of my friends and classmates injured or killed in Viet Nam because our government didn't give them the support they needed and deserved. I'm older now and I've found my voice. I refuse to let it happen again.

I am silent no more either, sister dear.

100 posted on 06/17/2005 10:01:41 PM PDT by Alexis the Bengal Kitty
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