DUmmie FUnnies 06-03-05 ("Are we really going to let the GOP talk us into running Hillary?")

DUmmie FUnnies ^ | June 3, 2005 | DUmmies and PJ-Comix

[PJ-Comix]

Welcome aboard, PINGEE #689.

[Duke Nukum]

I don't remember Candy Land too well but I do remember Shoots and Ladders which is actually a much older game called Snakes and Ladders, according to Lair of the White Worm.

Anyway, I see on shoot, maybe if you land on a square titled Pancreatic Cancer and you don't have a proper connection from the person Frank calls the Dowager, down the shoot you go!

LOL!

[Mr. Silverback]

I shall devour this DUmmie buffet later...but this sticks out:

If the Democratic Party runs Hillary ( a pro-war neodem), it deserves to lose. But we don't. If we can't get the party to wake up, the real Democrats ought to put together their own ticket with real Democrats.

In 1860, Stephen Douglas was not "real" enough for the Dems...so they split apart and Abe Lincoln cruised to victory. If the moonbats want to split off and form their own party and give us the White House for 20 years or so, I'm all for it.

[Purrcival]

Cheney/Allen? Or Cheny/Condi?

[franksolich]

<<<<tracking to see how long it takes the multi-tasking Mr. Silverback to read 143 comments.

[JLO]

LOL!

[speed_addiction]

I once saw a humorous list of fictitious book titles. One of them was The Horrors of Viagra, by Elizabeth Dole.

I contributed to a list like that once. Collateral Damage: Diary of a Nearsighted Sniper by I. B. Missin

[Duke Nukum]

Get outed as a Freeeper, Down the shoot!

I'm trying to think of what the goal of the game should be now. Something nearly impossible.

Are the players undercover freepers? Are they actual DUmmies, trying to elect Kucinich?

[Purrcival]

...but he [Undie] already blew that by posting the day after his "surgery."

On a laptop in his hospital room (yeah, right). And he was allowed to have a cell phone there, too - even though cell phones interfere with some of the equipment! An amazingly privileged patient (whom delivery people could not find at the purported hospital room address, in order to give him franksolich's carefully crafted telegraph).

[Purrcival]

What is "jerk chicken"? Have never had it.

[PJ-Comix]

What is "jerk chicken"? Have never had it.

It is chicken soaked in Jerk sauce. Jerk sauce consists of spices mainly from Jamaica. There is a way to prepare it. Takes about three days. I had a good helping of it late this afternoon. And you know what? I already WANT more!!!

[Roscoe Karns]

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Andy_Stephenson hasn't created an alibi.

[Purrcival]

Well, Mr./Ms. PrivateI appears to have pulled a disappearing act. Maybe he/she/it had to go back down to his Mommy & Daddy's basement and study for an exam, or something.

[PJ-Comix]

Scamdy's downfall is that he loves to be at the center of attention.

[Purrcival]

Hmmm...will have to google a recipe. I'm sure there must be a lot of them out on the Web.

[Purrcival]

D'oh! "telegraph" = "teleGRAM"

Geez, this multitasking stuff does that to me every time.

[CaliGirl-R]

It's creepy that Andy was posting at FR, peddling his crap. I wonder if he was "feeling" the crowd out. Why would he even post here?

[franksolich]

http://www.andystephenson.com/

Sir, I have a question.

It is now June 2005, one year after the central figure in what the Grand DUmbo "Skinner" calls "the Andy situation" withdrew from his candidacy for Washington (state) Secretary of State in the Democratic primary there; apparently he decided Bev Harris would be easier to fleece, than the voters of the Fir State.

Anyway, his campaign web-site is still up, and still "available" for taking contributions via paypal.

One year later.

Is this not overlong for a political campaign?

After one withdraws from a political candidacy in Washington, is he still required to report all receipts, even though his candidacy is non-existent?

Would you happen to know, sir?

[MisterRepublican]

The DUmmie Girl Remix (to the Tune of "China Girl" by David Bowie":

Oh oh oh no! Little DUmmie girl!
Oh oh oh no! Little DUmmie girl!

I can't escape this feeling with my DUmmie girl
I feel a wreck with my little DUmmie girl
I hear her mouth bleating loud as thunder
Slowly lies crashing

She's a mess I'll say, my little DUmmie girl
Wake up in the morning, there's my little DUmmie girl
I hear her mouth bleating loud as thunder
Slowly lies crashing down

I'm feelin' tragic like I'm Marlon Brando
When I talk to my DUmmie girl
I could pretend that nothing really meant too much
When I talk to my DUmmie girl

She stumbles into town, just like a drunken cow
Visions of Chomksy in her head
Plans for everyone
It's in the wild of her eyes

My little DUmmie girl says, "You shouldn't mess with me...
I'll ruin everything you are...
I'll b*tch about rigged elections
I'll whine about states of blue
I'll insist that my ideas will change the world!"

And when she gets excited
My little DUmmie girl says
"Oh @#$%! Just you shut your @#$%#@* mouth!!!"
She says ... "Shhhhhhh*t!!!"
She says
She says

And when she gets excited
My little DUmmie girl says "Hey, a$$h*le!!! Just you shut your @#$%$@ mouth!!!"
And when she get excited
My little DUmmie girl says "Hey, a$$h*le!!! Just you shut your @#$%$@ mouth!!!"
She says ... "Shhhhhhh*t!!!"
She says

Oh oh oh no! Little DUmmie girl!
Oh oh oh no! Little DUmmie girl!
Oh oh oh no! Little DUmmie girl!
Oh oh oh no! Little DUmmie girl!
Oh oh oh no! Little DUmmie girl!

[franksolich]