On This Day, Reagan Assination [sic] Attempt and Troll Zotted.

Global News Matrix ^ | March 30, 2005 | MatrixMetaphore

[MatrixMetaphore]

Interesting how Nobody seems to recall THAT BUSH AND HINCKLEY HAD DINNER PLANS THAT NIGHT

He is currently undergoing emergency surgery at George Washington University Hospital but there are unconfirmed reports he walked in unaided.

Initial reports claim he may have a punctured lung.

Five to six shots were fired as he left the Washington Hilton Hotel where he had been addressing a union convention, about one mile from the White House.

A man, firing at close range, also wounded White House Press Secretary James Brady in the head.

A Secret Service official and a Washington policeman were also injured before the gunman was pushed to the ground by police.

The president had appeared from the hotel smiling and walked towards his limousine turning momentarily to acknowledge calls from the waiting press.

A burst of gunfire was then heard before the president was bundled into a bullet proof limousine and whisked away.

First Lady Nancy Reagan is understood to be on her way to the hospital to visit her 70-year-old husband.

The attacker is described as being in his twenties and blonde.

He was pinned to the wall by secret service agents and he has now been arrested.

The assassination attempt has sent shock waves around the country where memories of the murder of president John F Kennedy remain vivid.

President Reagan has only been in office for 69 days and the attack leaves the running of the country in some confusion as his vice-president George Bush is currently on his way back from Texas.

Until the arrival of Vice-President Bush it is unclear who is in charge.

The American Stock Exchange has stopped trading and the Academy Awards have been postponed until tomorrow night in the wake of the attacks.

[Pippin]

DRAT!

I missed the fun again!

[JoJo Gunn]

Okay, it's established that you're a hippie moron. But is that your site? Why would any thinking person want to subject themselves to afterimages from perusing hippie garbage?

[HuntsvilleTxVeteran]

I was visiting an Eastern European Country that was ruled by Russia during the time Clinton was being programmed by the Russians.
Does that make me a tool of the CCCP or Clinton.

[Constitutionalist Conservative]

Wait wait wait. They forgot Wal-Mart.

[Darksheare]

I missed it too.
*sigh*

[Lazamataz]

I love the Moonbat.

[Lazamataz]

I'm glad you're dead.

[Darksheare]

I have your conspiracy right here.
Or maybe it's here.

[Pippin]

Here, conspiracy! conspiracy! conspiracy!

[Darksheare]

LOL!
Conspiracies R Us!

[zip]

You should have worn the tinfoil hat and maybe your IQ would be higher than your age. (Maybe, but probably not)

[Pippin]

LOL!

[Darksheare]

It's about as good an idea as my tagline dispenser and such.

[Kate of Spice Island]

I have a theory about conspiracy theorists, they are atheists who simply cannot stand not believing in something.

Dumb atheists are the worst.

I have a theory that your theory is a conspiracy to fool the athiests into thinking there is a conspiracy and therefore they have a theory that our theories are conspiracies because they are in fact the worst and our theories that are conspiracies proves it.

[Dad yer funny]

you betch,...drank that bong wine more than a few times

[Dad yer funny]

I'm my own Grandpa

[Finger Monkey]

Oh, yeah, dude. You are like, so right. Ahm, like freakin out. 'Cuz thass, like, so friggin' true.

What was I talkin about?

What?

Pass the Funyuns.

[Shadrak]

Your tinfoil hat doesn't seem to be working. Stare at this to keep the "Mother ship" from homing in on you till you can get another hat made.

I'm not sure how you'll be able to gather material for your hat while staring at this... but... er.... Good luck!!!

[WinOne4TheGipper]

THAT NEIL BUSH AND SCOTT HINCKLEY HAD DINNER PLANS THAT NIGHT

Guilt by associtiation. Same thing with some members of the bin Laden family who did not have contact with OBL being escorted out of the country.

[Republican Wildcat]

Oooh...a new color for the border. Quite elegant and refined. ;-)