On This Day, Reagan Assination [sic] Attempt and Troll Zotted.

Global News Matrix ^ | March 30, 2005 | MatrixMetaphore

[MatrixMetaphore]

Interesting how Nobody seems to recall THAT BUSH AND HINCKLEY HAD DINNER PLANS THAT NIGHT

He is currently undergoing emergency surgery at George Washington University Hospital but there are unconfirmed reports he walked in unaided.

Initial reports claim he may have a punctured lung.

Five to six shots were fired as he left the Washington Hilton Hotel where he had been addressing a union convention, about one mile from the White House.

A man, firing at close range, also wounded White House Press Secretary James Brady in the head.

A Secret Service official and a Washington policeman were also injured before the gunman was pushed to the ground by police.

The president had appeared from the hotel smiling and walked towards his limousine turning momentarily to acknowledge calls from the waiting press.

A burst of gunfire was then heard before the president was bundled into a bullet proof limousine and whisked away.

First Lady Nancy Reagan is understood to be on her way to the hospital to visit her 70-year-old husband.

The attacker is described as being in his twenties and blonde.

He was pinned to the wall by secret service agents and he has now been arrested.

The assassination attempt has sent shock waves around the country where memories of the murder of president John F Kennedy remain vivid.

President Reagan has only been in office for 69 days and the attack leaves the running of the country in some confusion as his vice-president George Bush is currently on his way back from Texas.

Until the arrival of Vice-President Bush it is unclear who is in charge.

The American Stock Exchange has stopped trading and the Academy Awards have been postponed until tomorrow night in the wake of the attacks.

[MatrixMetaphore]

It's amazing how you stoop to, frankly, absurdly stupid comments, when you are obviously unable to think for yourself and branch away from Neverland.

[7.62 x 51mm]

Sniff, sniff... I'm smelling ozone, M. You ready for some Viking Kitties™ and some moose with your cheese?

[Finger Monkey]

EEEP!

Oh, my god, that is horrible.

[Admin Moderator]

Say your prayers.

[MEG33]

Did we see black helicopters yet??...Getting the upgraded and smashing new foil hat on..I styled it especially for just such a post as this.

[PilloryHillary]

You'll be gone soon, troll. Buhbye.

[Finger Monkey]

Pling. Zot. You blooded yet?

[eyespysomething]

And where would that be? Your reality? What was the du quote? "I hate this reality. We need a new reality?"

Bwahahahaha

800-BUSH-WON

[MEG33]

YOU are thinking for yourself? ROFLOL

[Finger Monkey]

I was a person who was alive when President Reagan was shot. Hmmm. Suspicious? I think so.

[MEG33]

http://users.wolfcrews.com/toys/vikings/

[BJClinton]

Heck of an offense the Raiders have had the last few seasons. It's nice to see OU and UT get some competition in the conference.

[MEG33]

My whole family agrees!

[Finger Monkey]

I have a theory about conspiracy theorists, they are atheists who simply cannot stand not believing in something.

Dumb atheists are the worst.

[Pippin]

DARKS?

ZOT material?

[MEG33]

http://www.freerepublic.com/~matrixmetaphore/
The mod has done his duty.

[Darksheare]

Oh, he's already been pounded to dust.

[teenyelliott]

Yes, and it made me miss the troll. :(

[SolidRedState]

Is that weed you are smoking, or something much more sinister?

[hellinahandcart]

Texas Tech is now my favorite college basketball team and I was alive in 1978

Yes, but you didn't make John Hinckley your personal freshman-year project, like Cousin Bubba did.

:D