Posted on 03/07/2005 3:40:16 PM PST by PJ-Comix
Teresa Heinz Kerry is BACK and NUTTIER than ever as you can see in this DUmmie THREAD titled, “Teresa Heinz Kerry ‘openly skeptical about results from November election.’” TeRAYzuh now joins the DUmmies in their tinfoil hat theories about how the November election was fixed. TeRAYzuh’s nutty rantings along with the DUmmie ravings are in Bolshevik Red while the commentary of your humble correspondent, enjoying the comedic entertainment value of Mrs. Heinz, is in the [brackets]:
Teresa Heinz Kerry "openly skeptical about results from November election"
Toward the middle of the Seattle Post-Intelligencer linked ARTICLE below:
COUNTING THE VOTES: Heinz Kerry is openly skeptical about results from November's election, particularly in sections of the country where optical scanners were used to record votes.
"Two brothers own 80 percent of the machines used in the United States," Heinz Kerry said. She identified both as "hard-right" Republicans. She argued that it is "very easy to hack into the mother machines."
"We in the United States are not a banana republic," added Heinz Kerry. She argued that Democrats should insist on "accountability and transparency" in how votes are tabulated.
"I fear for '06," she said. "I don't trust it the way it is right now."
[I hope this gets picked by more news sources. Teresa’s nuttiness must be out there for ALL to see.]
Wow, that is fricking awesome. If she's saying things like that she knows and so does Kerry. If they know all the top democrats know.
[And Teresa’s the only one with the nuttiness, uh I mean, guts, to say it out loud.]
Good that she is speaking out about this. Some action would be good too.
[Chewing on a leather strap between the teeth would be one such action.]
Ooooh! Go Teresa! I wish this wasn't jsut a local columnist. I googled it and this is the only paper running it.
[Don’t worry. The world will learn of Teresa’s latest brain fart via the DUmmie FUnnies.]
Don't worry--The RWingers will be all over it shortly.
[Hee! Hee!]
Nice to see we're not crazy after all...Well, in saying that, I am referring to those who ardently believe that this past election was hijacked from A to Z. Especially eerie to see her saying that she fears for 2006 and that she doesn't trust the way it is under the current system... We've got a whole hell of a lot of work to do people.
[If Teresa’s saying it, how could you be crazy? After all, Teresa has a reputation for being a font of sanity and rationality.]
The insane people are those who believe nothing happened and that the election was on the up-and-up. We are crazy with fear about what will happen in 2006, the insane think they have nothing to worry about. We do have work to do and it is nice to see that at least some of our leaders are not insane.
[Teresa Heinz Kerry---The new leader of the DUmmiecrats. They are in WORSE shape than I thought.]
I LOVE a woman who states her mind! Hopefully she will impact her husband!
[“Johnnie, you shmuck! I don’t care if you were a presidential candidate. You still have to walk the poodle at 2 A.M.!”]
Heck yeah! I love this woman. She "gets it."
[I WUV her! Please, Mrs. Heinz! Allow me the honor of rubbing Botox into your nekkid flesh!]
I won't vote again until it's honest and there is a paper trail. WE are a banana republic as far as I'm concerned until the current voting system is fixed. We certainly have a monkey for a president that will always be under a shroud of scandal.
[I agree. “WE” shouldn’t vote in the next election because the electronic voting machines have been fixed. Remember, “WE” won’t be voting in the next election. Spread the word around DUmmieland.]
I've been waiting for her to speak out on this. I hope she does a lot more speaking out, along with everyone else who knows what's going on. It may be a small paper, but it's a start.
[Today the Seattle Post-Intelligencer, tomorrow…..the DUmmie FUnnies!!!]
Too Bad her Husband didn't stick around...to see how it all came out
[Don’t blame him. He got a report of an early snowfall on the Aspen slopes.]
Good for Teresa.
[Invite her to join her son, Chris, who has done nothing in his life more important than serve as a rich paperweight, to post in DUmmieland. I would love to DUFU her directly.]
John Kerry. His candidacy on earth has ended. His residency on Mars has just begun.
Now crush that dwarf, and hand me the pliers.
. . . . . .Terry begins to "Hulk up." . . . . . . Watch out! She's on the warpath!
That's true--Evan Bayh, Ben Nelson, Joe Lieberman. But they're a vanishing breed. You DUmmies keep gravitating to the extremist nut jobs--Daffy Dean, Babs Botoxer, and the like.
Ever never....
Oh, I think the DUmmies are sincere -- just like Pauline Kael (?) saying "How could Nixon have won [over McGovern]? I don't know anyone who voted for him!"
I do, however, think this is the reason the DUmmies are so frustrated in their attempts to get their Dem senators and reps to do something! (What do I mean, "think"? Some things you can be sure of!)
What has always amused me is their constant contention that the overwhelming majority of the military vote went for Kerry, and not Bush.
To me, this seems the same thing as myself insisting the overwhelming majority of the Boston vote went for Bush, and not Kerry, and was not counted, or miscounted.
And the sad fact is, while the DUmmies are, and I would be, wrong, I would perhaps be closer to the truth than they--Bush would never have won Boston, but it seems highly likely he probably got more votes in Boston than were counted.
Boston elections, I hear, are incredibly dirty -- and the significant ones are Dems against Dems. My sister has a friend (an honest man) who used to be high up in the Boston election department (retired early -- diabetes). Knocked himself out on the job -- problem was he didn't feel he could trust the people working for him, so he was always running around like a madman during elections, though there was one primary (very local and low-level with about 10% turnout) that he believed was "pretty clean."
Put a glide in yo' stride, a dip in yo' hip and climb aboard the mothership
Please don't go there.
You've trying to demonstrate her absurdity by being absurd, your conspiracy theories answering her conspiracy theories. That's normally fine, but doing this based on the death of her first husband, is not responsible, IMHO.
Are you dummies concerned about reports that the dims stole Wisconsin, Pennsylvani, and Michigan for hanoi john?
That took me a minute, since I didn't see the Oscars. But I get it now.
hahahaha!
[She argued that it is "very easy to hack into the mother machines."]
Hey, I didn't know that TehRAYzuh was an expert in this field! Color me impressed - NOT!
Care to demonstrate, TehRAYzuh?
BTW, notice that she's off message. She inferred that the main problem was with the machines that use optical scanners. Get it right, Mrs. Heinz, it's Diebold. D-I-E-B-O-L-D.
They're using Ter-Ray-Zuh as their arbiter of sanity. I may die laughing.
Oh, please, please, please,please, please work like dogs trying to convince the country that 3.5 million votes isn't a win.
I LOVE a woman who states her mind! Hopefully she will impact her husband!
I'll bet she has...with a right hook.
She "gets it."
If the "it" is cooking sherry by the gallon, you're correct.
We certainly have a monkey for a president that will always be under a shroud of scandal.
ALL HAIL THE EXALTED WAR MONKEY KING, CHIMPUS KHAN!! Oh and as far as scandal, I have two words for you: Clinton Administration.
I hope she does a lot more speaking out,
Wow, we share a hope with DU. Maybe America can be united again.
Is that really Faye's photo?
Remember on the sitcom Benson, when the Governor saw a UFO that was shaped like a fudgsicle?
I'd forgotten that. LOL
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