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DUmmie FUnnies 03-07-05 ("Teresa Heinz 'openly skeptical about results from November election'")
DUmmie FUnnies ^ | March 7, 2005 | DUmmies and PJ-Comix

Posted on 03/07/2005 3:40:16 PM PST by PJ-Comix

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To: PJ-Comix

Teh-RAY-sah's nekkid skin? Man, it hurts just to think of it!


41 posted on 03/07/2005 4:36:22 PM PST by swordfish71 (Tagline? What is "Tagline"?)
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To: Bahbah

This is over at DU: it shows their thinking....

http://www.democraticunderground.com/discuss/duboard.php?az=show_mesg&forum=102&topic_id=1291884&mesg_id=1291949&page=


42 posted on 03/07/2005 4:37:39 PM PST by dakine
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To: PJ-Comix

Yes, please.


43 posted on 03/07/2005 4:39:40 PM PST by Goodgirlinred ( GoodGirlInRed Four More Years!!!!!)
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To: dakine

That whole diagram is just...HILARIOUS!


44 posted on 03/07/2005 4:40:33 PM PST by Bahbah
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To: Celtjew Libertarian

A little much, there.


45 posted on 03/07/2005 4:44:37 PM PST by freedumb2003 (1st you get the sugar, then you get the power, then you get the women (HJ Simpson))
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To: DJ MacWoW

I am trying to figure out what "lyptus wood" is, and why a DUmmie (obviously a newbie) would use it.


46 posted on 03/07/2005 4:46:54 PM PST by franksolich (ask me for the links to ALL of the famous P.J.'s DUmmie FUnnies)
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To: Bahbah

Hilarious and convoluted and totally made up by none other than a DUmmie on crack! They are BEEEELEEEVING their own fantasies and realities again! LOL!


47 posted on 03/07/2005 4:48:32 PM PST by luvie ("THE ROAD OF PROVIDENCE IS UNEVEN AND UNPREDICTABLE-YET WE KNOW...IT LEADS TO FREEDOM!"GWB 2-2-05)
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To: Goodgirlinred

Welcome aboard to the most POPULAR PING List on the FR (according to Wikipedia), PINGEE #632.


48 posted on 03/07/2005 4:49:16 PM PST by PJ-Comix ( Join the DUmmie FUnnies PING List for the FUNNIEST Blog on the Web)
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To: Bahbah

I swear PJ makes these things up, No WAY can real folks be like them....


49 posted on 03/07/2005 4:49:16 PM PST by dakine
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To: PJ-Comix

I think Mama T's been into the raisins again.


50 posted on 03/07/2005 4:50:07 PM PST by Charles Henrickson (Heinz site.)
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To: dakine

See post #42 and you can peer into the ant farm for yourself! But you might need a shower when you get out!


51 posted on 03/07/2005 4:50:44 PM PST by luvie ("THE ROAD OF PROVIDENCE IS UNEVEN AND UNPREDICTABLE-YET WE KNOW...IT LEADS TO FREEDOM!"GWB 2-2-05)
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To: dakine

No, he doesn't make them up.

These people really exist.

By the way, I see our buddy the DUmmie "Steve" is trying to get a starring role in the DUmmie FUnnies again; he is scattering all over DUmmieland like a pig sliding on ice.


52 posted on 03/07/2005 4:51:48 PM PST by franksolich (ask me for the links to ALL of the famous P.J.'s DUmmie FUnnies)
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To: dakine

Oh man, that is funny!! Need to put my tinfoil hat on before trying to figure that one out!!


53 posted on 03/07/2005 4:51:54 PM PST by samiam1972 (Live simply so that others may simply live!)
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To: Theresawithanh
"Uh, for your info one person's "crazy" is
another's...er,...umm...damn! I can't think of the rest... BRAIN FART!
And Freepers, Hillary's gonna win in '08
so don't EVEN think of thinkin' you'll win!
Power to the people, right on!"

54 posted on 03/07/2005 4:56:47 PM PST by jla
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To: jla

LOL! Faye could be singing - "I met Terayza Heinz Kerry on the street last night, she looked so wild-eyed, I just smiled...She said her husband should be in the whitehouse, we both agreed and then we cried...

Well, good thing I still have my day job! ;-p

BTW, another great Simon song, One Man's Ceiling is Another Man's Floor!


55 posted on 03/07/2005 5:03:52 PM PST by Theresawithanh (2005! My resolution: FReep even MORE this year!!!)
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To: PJ-Comix
"...She argued that it is "very easy to hack into the mother machines."

Because Teresa sKerry is a ... secret agent with super computer hacking abilities and kung-fu grip.

"...We certainly have a monkey for a president..."

umm-hmmm and we're a hate group, sure....

56 posted on 03/07/2005 5:13:02 PM PST by infidel29 (America is GREAT because she is GOOD, the moment she ceases to be GOOD, she ceases to be GREAT- B.F.)
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To: PJ-Comix
She argued that Democrats should insist on "accountability and transparency" in how votes are tabulated.

I'm sure Terry will want to start in north city St. Louis, the city of Chicago, King County Washington. . . .

57 posted on 03/07/2005 5:14:09 PM PST by Charles Henrickson (Democrats are the masters of vote fraud.)
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To: Charles Henrickson

I forgot Palm Beach County, Florida.


58 posted on 03/07/2005 5:17:34 PM PST by Charles Henrickson ("The Palm Beach Pokey" Man)
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To: PJ-Comix
"I fear for '06," she said.

I think that's the expiration date on Terry's last face job.

59 posted on 03/07/2005 5:20:57 PM PST by Charles Henrickson (Anticipation.)
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To: Charles Henrickson

That's why I think the Democrats are not serious about election reform; they subconsciously understand that if all fraud were uncovered, nearly all of it would have been that involving Democrats.

I mean, can anyone name a Republican "machine" anywhere?

All I can think of is that Pennsylvania, and the cities of Philadelphia and Pittsburgh, used to be run by Republican machines, but that was circa 1890-1930, and they were utterly destroyed by the Great Depression.

In the meantime, the Democratic machines are still very much alive in Chicago, Seattle, San Francisco, Lost Angeles, Boston, New York City, Massachusetts, Rhode Island, &c., &c., &c.--just about every city in the United States with more than 800,000 in population.

So I think the Democrats are not really serious about election reform; it would uncover too much, and uncover things they don't want uncovered.

Anyway, however, as we learn from the DUmmies, the "cause" (election reform) provides a convenient cover, a respectable facade, for their real interests, raising dough for 5-star hotels (Bev Harris) or underwear (the DUmmie "Andy Stephenson").


60 posted on 03/07/2005 5:21:23 PM PST by franksolich (ask me for the links to ALL of the famous P.J.'s DUmmie FUnnies)
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