Posted on 12/06/2004 11:40:45 AM PST by PJ-Comix
Ohio certifies it electoral votes for Bush today and you would think that the DUmmies would be in the depths of Depression. But no! Take a look at this DUmmie THREAD where the DUmmies are haveing orgasms of delight over....just WHAT???? Nothing specific only some FEELING that vote fraud in Ohio will suddenly be proved and that states electoral votes and the election victory will be given to John Kerry. Let us now take an acid trip down Fantasy Lane with the DUmmies as they leap for joy even as their last hope is about to die out. As usual, the DUmmie Delusions are in Bolshevik Red while the commentary of your humble correspondent, feeling as if he is sitting in an analyst's chair is in the [brackets]:
I'm about to have a votergate orgasm! Doesn't it seems like the stars are finally aligning and things are about to explode???
[Bev Harris must be tickling your V Spot.]
No matter what we find the courts will rule in favor of their new masters. Yes, we can prove to the world and anybody in the USA who will listen that the election was rigged and stolen, but this government decided the outcome months ago and will not allow such matters to divert it.
[Our court system has this strange little idiosyncrasy. They demand that you present evidence, not fantasy.]
We Don't need the governments approval. We don't NEED their allowance of it. We will accomplish our goals anyway. Cause we are DU. We are unstoppable. We will plow through any obstacles in our way. We WILL NOT give up. We WILL NOT give in. We WILL NOT let them get away with this.
[Yeah but you need your orderly's approval to even leave your ward.]
We wouldn't have to call 'smirking chimp boy' President for the next four years, and everyone will know why.
[Good question. WHY???? WHY are the DUmmies suddenly have votergasms on the very day that Ohio's electoral votes are certified for Bush? Thus far in this thread I've seen not a shred of evidence of vote fraud presented. Or perhaps you merely visualized your own reality of vote fraud.]
This is going to be a battle of increments and attrition. At no time do I expect a single telling blow to be landed.
[What about the blow that landed on your head?]
Slowly, a damning pattern is emerging in the public eye.
[Yes. Mass delusional insanity amongst the DUmmies.]
I'm fluctuating between this being just a really low point in American history and this being the beginning of the end of our nation. Gonna go buy some more gin now.
[May I recommend Thunderbird, Vintage 2004. Either that or antifreeze will do.]
We're starting to see a multitude of organizations trying to shut down the discussion. They are ramping it up to shut us down.
[Or, more likely, laugh you out of existence.]
There is a kind of "tipping point" that may make something happen fairly swiftly. If the entire Bushco regime begins to look just too too dirty entire networks will need to distance themselves in a real hurry - if only for classic market reasons.
[The tipping point of your rationality was already reached long, long ago...and in another galaxy.]
And slowly but slowly he and his personal band of "evil doers" will lose all trust of the people. It will be slow but it will be brutal. They have come so close to having it all, in fact they may still get away with it, but if they do not their downfall will be large and loud. The best part will be the total discrediting of each and every one of them and the fact that we can finally fix our system of election so that we can again really elect our leaders. I continue to have visions of orange jumpsuits, it is about the only thing that makes me smile these days.
[That smile will be wiped off your face once you see that the person wearing that jumpsuit is Bev Harris who will be frogwalked into jail for fraud.]
We are not out to sway the government. We are not out to try and convince them "oh pleaseeee, government, we know you did it, oh Pleasssssse admit you did something wrong and leave? Oh prettttty pleasseeeee government".... Not exactly what we are out to do I wouldn't think. No. We will not sway them, we will convict them. We will not ask them to leave, we will have authorities do it via handcuffs. We will not fail in our mission. We will not fail our democracy. So help us God.
[LOL! I nominate this post for entry into the Delusional Fantasy Wing of the DUFU Hall of Fame.]
I'm thinking he's some college kid who just read a speech in class from some great hero such as Patton (who I'm sure would be considered a murdering war monger), and figured he's try it out on his sissy friends.
Mike
Thanks for your input... you're right, no way the boxes didn't go through extensive testing, and would it also not be possible to decipher the compiled code?
That affidavit looked like it was written by someone who got through community college Visual Basic class but no more than that...
When they say they lost because they were gamed by Diebold, do they mean Diebold made fraud harder?
When I hear dems whining about voter fraud and see that most every news story involving voter fraud involved dems...I mean, do they not read the news?
It's a little like making sense out of and M.C. Escher drawing.
Also notice that the last page with the seal and signature, if read independently, really has nothing at all to do with voting? I think DU'ers are being led on.
You're right about the last page having nothing to do with voting. And the tone and sentence structure seem quite unlike the first pages.
Oh, BTW, DU/Brad/Curtis are reporting that Curtis' dog has been killed. I guess the mean ol' Republican dog-killers are out in force. Guess the Repub's kill dogs and the Dem kill cats.
trumad Mon Dec-06-04 09:37 PM
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This just in: Curtis' Parakeet Has Been Killed.
F*****g thing wouldn't sing!
Goodnight everybody!
Oh, I'm sure the code could be decompiled, reverse engineered, or otherwise gotten to in some way... ;0)
[Bev Harris must be tickling your V Spot.]
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LMAO!
P.J., how could you have overlooked Patsy Stone's "The Perfect Storm" added to DU homepage on Sunday 5 December, 2004 at 9:47 am?
Surely a DU thread that includes Jenna Bush shaking her green shoe to let the Rovians know it's time to switch Kerry votes to Bush deserves consideration for the Dummie Funnies' Hall of Fame.
The Perfect Storm..."This is it. I feel it."
"I was one of the first to wonder why Kerry conceded. ...I didn't see it. But then I did. ...Why wouldn't he concede?...This was brilliant."
"I am praying and trying to keep the faith, and sooooo anticipating the storm..."
"I, myself, live for the storm."
"They have yet to sense the dark clouds of the massive left-wing conspiracy looming just over the horizon to uproot the Shrubbery and weeds....We will know them when they start screaming."
"The storm is coming. There is no doubt. We will bring the media along kicking and screaming if need be."
"Bush f...ed over a fellow Bonesman. He knows it's on the way."
"You are so right, the storm is coming. I think it will be spectacular."
"A perfect storm indeed! I just wish I knew now which way the storm would blow....I"m thinking now that either it's going to be big-time arrests, indictments, Diebold offices impounded, precincts put under law-enforcement lock-down, etc., or else the Holy Theocratic Fourth Reich is now in effect."
It took a while but they finally realized at DU that the video taken of the Bush family at the White House was "unprecedented." It wasn't a press conference, so why invite the cameras in? Then someone at DU remembered Jenna Bush jiggling her foot encased in a bright Green Shoe and minutes later the exit polls favoring Kerry disappeared.
"I wonder if any observer anywhere saw any election official make an odd, and brief trip to the TV set during the evening."
I am amazed that the habitues of DU who are so focused on the details of this election night video did not consider the possibility that Jenna's Green Shoe was just to distract viewers from the real signal to steal the election...Barney's apparently innocent refusal to respond to Bush family members calling him put the vote switchers on notice. Election officials did not have to make "odd, brief trips to the TV set." The chips Rove had installed in their ears picked up the final, decisive signal: Barney backing up to a sub-sonic transmitter and farting "Texas Uber Alles."
Good dog.
So does the thrust of the affidavit. Suddenly it is all about espionage and illegal alien Chinese.
One of my favorite chapters in the book is about the Anarchist movement of the day. Reading this DUmmie rant reminded me of it. These people were completely delusional, nothing but bitter loners. They didn't know how to affect any kind of change, and simply spoke of "the propaganda of the deed", which meant bombing buildings and killing people, and that somehow this would cause a popular uprising of the working classes, leading to the dawning of a New Age of Man.
They never explained how this might occur, they just had faith in the "rightness" of their cause.
Which just goes to show: times change, people don't.
The DU thread reminds me of a line from the enigmatic Emperor Kosh of "Babylon-5":
"The Avalanche has started... It is too late for the pebbles to vote."
Nice scream, Shryke!
Jack.
We Don't need the governments approval. We don't NEED their allowance of it. We will accomplish our goals anyway. Cause we are DU. We are unstoppable. We will plow through any obstacles in our way. We WILL NOT give up. We WILL NOT give in. We WILL NOT let them get away with this.
Good catch, Inyokern. And very interesting reading.
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