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Sunday, December 5th, 2004
Vote 'A.B.G.' (Anyone But Gleeson) Dear Friends, Sorry I haven't written anything on my site for a month. I've been wallowing in sorrow (and chili cheese fries) over the stolen 2004 election. Is stolen too strong a word? I think not. Consider this map of Ohio, the state which saved Bush's bacon. Mmmmm, bacon. I'm sorry, what was I saying? Read that back to me. Ohio, right. That map, my friends, proves no fewer than 67,148 counts of people having to wait in line to vote. Sometimes, in the rain. And when they finally reached the polls, at least 29 were asked to show their registration cards. And those are just the ones we know of. Yes, this is happening right here, in Jesusland. And elsewhere. Before Mr. Bush's war, the people of Iraq and Afghanistan never had to wait in the rain to vote. Now, it is a commonplace occurrence. But don't hold your breath waiting for the Zionists who really pull the strings to investigate this fraud. Because if we are holding our breath, we cannot eat. I mean, speak. Speak up in protest, I mean. If we band together, we cannot be ignored. Let us show our outrage by voting in the 2004 Weblog Awards. Not the big categories, though. I'm afraid we couldn't make much of a difference in those. But we have a shot if we all concentrate on this one little category, and vote for anyone but "The Gleeson Bloglomerate." The Gleeson Bloglomerate is a filthy right-wing weblog running against 14 progressive Marxist websites... and beating all of them! This cannot stand. Sean Gleeson, the patriarch blogger who supports capitalism, heterosexual marriage, war against terrorists, and the rest of the Rove/Halliburton agenda, even posted on FreeRepublic.com once. Of course those idiot "freepers" voted for Gleeson by the pickup truckload. Luckily, the freepers are too dumb to know they can vote for him every 24 hours until Dec. 12. So let "Anyone But Gleeson" be our battle-cry! Go vote right now. Does Gleeson really think he stands a chance against so many of us? And so much of me? Baloney! Mmmmm, baloney. Michael Moore
www.michaelmoore.com
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