Posted on 11/13/2004 3:34:21 PM PST by PJ-Comix
Today’s DUmmie FUnnies is a SPECIAL EDITION featuring the pissed off ringleader of all DUmmies---Skinner himself. I hope you excuse the brevity of this edition of the DUmmie FUnnies but I think we need to devote this whole special edition analyzing Skinner and his threats to the DUmmie Funnies. You can see Skinner’s angry post in yesterday’s DUmmie FUnnies HERE. Obviously the poor fellow is upset that he and his fellow DUmmies are being turned into laughingstocks by the DUmmie FUnnies. Also note his extreme fear of a DUmmie FUnnies book. So is this REALLY Skinner of the DUmmies? Judging by his writing style, I say YES. So let us now subject DUmmie leader Skinner to the DUmmie FUnnies treatment. Skinner’s wild rantings and bizarre threats are in Bolshevik Red while the responses of your humble correspondent are in the [brackets]:
PJ-Comix - if that is your true name……
[And why would you doubt this is my real name, Skinner? My parents named me after my grandfather, PJ-Comix, Sr..]
this is a violation of copyright protections of the Democraticunderground.com.
[Then better flash this news to RatherBiased.Com which frequently quotes Dan Rather’s biased statements or the Media Research Center which quotes biased news sources extensively. Nope that copyright theory you made up won’t fly. Now if I were PLAGIARIZING the DUmmies and doing a Joe Biden and pretending the DUmmie posts were mine, you might have a point. Unfortunately for you, Skinner, I would NEVER claim the Dummie rantings are my original work.]
These threads that you are ridiculing are the intellectual property of the Democraticunderground.com and it's contributors.
[Intellectual and DUmmies are an oxymoron. Sorry if I am hurting your feelings, Skinner, by ridiculing the DUmmies. It really isn’t too hard. All I would need to do would just post stand alone DUmmie rantings but I also like to add my two cents as the humble correspondent. BTW, Skinner, you and your fellow Dummies are not shy about posting Freeper threads over there. I sure remember when you DUmmies “ridiculed” nervous Freepers on Election Day when the Exit Polls showed Kerry winning by a landslide. Oh, and do you remember who had the LAST LAUGH that day, Skinner? ]
Our attorneys will be contacting you immediately.
[Oh yeah. I remember that law that Leftists must NOT be mocked. Too bad that law only exists in the Leftist Zone. In the real world (or at least in the USA) ridicule, satire, parody, etc. is constitutionally protected.]
You must stop posting these private thoughts of our progressive thinkers now.
[Earth to Skinner. Those are PUBLIC thoughts of your “progressive thinkers.” I shudder to think what their private thoughts are like.]
You will regret any attempts to turn these posts into a comic book.
[My pants are soaking from the fear of your threat already, Skinner. BTW, you and your Dummie cohorts are already acting like cartoon characters. Oh, and I love your impression of a perturbed grade school teacher. DUmmie FUnnies WILL continue, Skinner. And I pray they will be published as a book because you and your fellow Leftists need to be exposed to the general public for what you REALLY ARE. That is what you fear, Skinner. But I’ll tell you what, Skinner. If the DUmmie FUnnies book is published, I will allow you to write the forward (uncensored) to the book. I think it would make for GREAT comedy material.]
Skinner_DU
[Short for Skinner_DUmmie.]
If skinner has a goat you got it.
"if that is your true name".
There's a great deal of nuance in that one. You know, that's why I'm so tired of working for the DNC. They're so, uhmm, nuanced. I'm looking for right and wrong, black and white, binary stuff. I want to make a difference. I'm really tired of diversity. I mean, I don't understand this any longer. I'm dealing with socialist, NAMBLA, vegans who hate oil. It's making me crazy honestly. These DU members are driving cars and heating their houses in Ohio (see blackboxervoting.com). They are African-American and white and short and gay and, ahh, you've heard it all before. I'm really thinking of shutting this damn DU thing down and hooking up with some DU members who have this scheme to make some $'s shorting the Amish on hay shipments. Don't hate me for that, this blogging just ain't paying the bills no more. Aaiight. Peace.
1. Democraticunderground.com exists to provide a place where progressives can share ideas and debate in an atmosphere of mutual respect and consideration.
Difficult since none of you have actually had an original idea since 1867 (and that was a bad one). Unless by "share" and "debate" you mean, pass old slogans around with rearrangements of (fortuitously coherent) words.
2. All members of DU have a responsibility to participate in a respectful manner and to assist in fostering an atmosphere of thoughtful discussion and sharing of communal solutions for the problems of this planet.
We all gathered that from the respectful use of f*ck that seems to thoughtfully occur about every other word.
3. Members do not attack someone because they might have attacked them first, or because a person "deserved it", or even because they think the person is a "disrupter" or "freeper".
Someone is one person, and cannot be a "they". This isn't public school at FR: when you can't write a grammatical sentence, we infer--correctly--that you're an ignoramus. That aside, we notice the non-attackful nature of f*ck you, f*ck them, f*ck the south, and so forth. Perhaps non-members have gotten past your security.
5. DU embraces and celebrates diversity and the varied nature of its participants is exactly what makes DU such a powerful force in the blogging community and the national and international political scene.
Diversity doesn't make anything worth jack, let alone "powerful". Kindly explain how a zillion people, all of them completely wrong about everything can constitute a "force" for anything other than banality. Use crayons if you must.
VI. Another point regarding our diversity. DU members are young and old, married, single, African-American, Catholic, Muslim, Hindu, Buddhist, Italian, Irish, Thai, Indonesian, Greek, Canadian, tall, short, handicapped and able-bodied, asthmatic, blond, brown eyed, long haired, short haired, athletic, over-weight, men, womyn, girls, boys, gay and transgendered and sometimes even bisexual.
Great. Nice to know stupidity doesn't discriminate on the basis of race, creed, color, national origin or sexual orientation. Point of interest: are the asthmatics nosebreathers, mouthbreathers, bi-breathuals, or do you have all three? Can never be diverse enough, ya know. That's why FReepers dispense with your idiotic superficiality and celebrate the most diverse breed of all: individuals.
7. What we have in common is a vision for a new America. An America built not on slavery, economic injustice, theft at the ballot box (see blackbox-voter.eu.com), violence against indigenous peoples (and people of color). DU seeks an America joined with the global community in peace and the pursuit of life, liberty and economic equality.
Your vision isn't a vision for America, it's a vision for Tsarist Russia, and that "vision" came in 1917 and went before the end of the 20th century, along with the extermination of tens of millions of people. We know who you are and what you seek. Go peddle your snake oil to the high school drop-outs and stoners who constitute your party. They're silly enough to believe you. We're not.
LOL!
You done good! Hilarious! However, if you really want to fool people, you might drop the BBV references. I don't think Skinner actually encourages that one. It's kind of a "tell" like praising Hildebeast.
ROTFLMAO - yeah, right. I'll bet that happened, huh?
I agree with Skinner on this one, the comedy displayed by the nuts over on DU is worth its own comedy channel on cable. A mere comic book doesnt demonstrate the true comedic lunacy of an out of touch group of people desperately trying to be relevant..
Which ping number am I? That way Ill know what order Im testifying in the DU vs FR lawsuit!
ImagineImagine there's no heaven,
It's easy if you try,
No hell below us,
Above us only sky,
Imagine all the people
living for today...Imagine there's no countries,
It isnt hard to do,
Nothing to kill or die for,
No religion too,
Imagine all the people
living life in peace...Imagine no possesions,
I wonder if you can,
No need for greed or hunger,
A brotherhood of man,
Imagine all the people
Sharing all the world...You may say Im a dreamer,
but Im not the only one,
I hope some day you'll join us,
And the world will live as one
Godless communism kills too. "No possessions" is an anarchist concept ("All property is theft.") or could hint at a totalitarian government (no private ownership).
Dogs and other creatures don't worship God. They don't believe in nations or borders. Yet they DO mark territory and are hostile to strangers (especially those that mean harm to their offspring).
Meanwhile, this man who thought that the whole world should play nice (let alone COULD play nice) if only religion was done away with, was unable to ever reconcile with Paul McCartney who at least at one time appears to have been a close friend.
Yeah, but now I want to get that DUmmie FUnnies book published more than ever. It would make the REAL Skinner's head EXPLODE!
I wonder if Skinner_DU in another incarnation posts over at the DU?
I believe one of the heads of the CPUSA (Earl Browder?) was working for the FBI.
The best publicity that the REAL Skinner could give to a DUmmie FUnnies book is to attack it.
Apparently Skinner_DU was doing a parody of the REAL Skinner but the point is taken. Fallwell vs Flynt. Also Al Franken's book is FILLED with quotes from conservatives so it would be hilarious if the tables were turned via a DUmmie FUnnies book and watch the liberals complain.
Posts on public forums are, well, public. I remember the very first public post I ever made on the Usenet back in '96. Talk about nervous! I made my post and cringed at the thought that it was out there for all to see. Of course now I take it for granted but it is PUBLIC. Somehow you can't put the genie back in the bottle once it is out there.
However, if such a book also contained comments from the humble correspondent following each post then it wouldn't be purely DUmmie posts and would alter that. An example is Al Franken's "Lying Liars" book where he quotes extensively from conservatives and then gives his twisted spin on the quotes.
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