"please add me to your ping list"
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This has got to be a joke. Did somebody let parsy out of his cage?
Posted on 11/13/2004 3:34:21 PM PST by PJ-Comix
Today’s DUmmie FUnnies is a SPECIAL EDITION featuring the pissed off ringleader of all DUmmies---Skinner himself. I hope you excuse the brevity of this edition of the DUmmie FUnnies but I think we need to devote this whole special edition analyzing Skinner and his threats to the DUmmie Funnies. You can see Skinner’s angry post in yesterday’s DUmmie FUnnies HERE. Obviously the poor fellow is upset that he and his fellow DUmmies are being turned into laughingstocks by the DUmmie FUnnies. Also note his extreme fear of a DUmmie FUnnies book. So is this REALLY Skinner of the DUmmies? Judging by his writing style, I say YES. So let us now subject DUmmie leader Skinner to the DUmmie FUnnies treatment. Skinner’s wild rantings and bizarre threats are in Bolshevik Red while the responses of your humble correspondent are in the [brackets]:
PJ-Comix - if that is your true name……
[And why would you doubt this is my real name, Skinner? My parents named me after my grandfather, PJ-Comix, Sr..]
this is a violation of copyright protections of the Democraticunderground.com.
[Then better flash this news to RatherBiased.Com which frequently quotes Dan Rather’s biased statements or the Media Research Center which quotes biased news sources extensively. Nope that copyright theory you made up won’t fly. Now if I were PLAGIARIZING the DUmmies and doing a Joe Biden and pretending the DUmmie posts were mine, you might have a point. Unfortunately for you, Skinner, I would NEVER claim the Dummie rantings are my original work.]
These threads that you are ridiculing are the intellectual property of the Democraticunderground.com and it's contributors.
[Intellectual and DUmmies are an oxymoron. Sorry if I am hurting your feelings, Skinner, by ridiculing the DUmmies. It really isn’t too hard. All I would need to do would just post stand alone DUmmie rantings but I also like to add my two cents as the humble correspondent. BTW, Skinner, you and your fellow Dummies are not shy about posting Freeper threads over there. I sure remember when you DUmmies “ridiculed” nervous Freepers on Election Day when the Exit Polls showed Kerry winning by a landslide. Oh, and do you remember who had the LAST LAUGH that day, Skinner? ]
Our attorneys will be contacting you immediately.
[Oh yeah. I remember that law that Leftists must NOT be mocked. Too bad that law only exists in the Leftist Zone. In the real world (or at least in the USA) ridicule, satire, parody, etc. is constitutionally protected.]
You must stop posting these private thoughts of our progressive thinkers now.
[Earth to Skinner. Those are PUBLIC thoughts of your “progressive thinkers.” I shudder to think what their private thoughts are like.]
You will regret any attempts to turn these posts into a comic book.
[My pants are soaking from the fear of your threat already, Skinner. BTW, you and your Dummie cohorts are already acting like cartoon characters. Oh, and I love your impression of a perturbed grade school teacher. DUmmie FUnnies WILL continue, Skinner. And I pray they will be published as a book because you and your fellow Leftists need to be exposed to the general public for what you REALLY ARE. That is what you fear, Skinner. But I’ll tell you what, Skinner. If the DUmmie FUnnies book is published, I will allow you to write the forward (uncensored) to the book. I think it would make for GREAT comedy material.]
Skinner_DU
[Short for Skinner_DUmmie.]
Is your underwear red as well?
LOL
OK. You got me. But I wonder what the OTHER Skinner is thinking?
I agree, but it's hard to underestimate DUmmies. They had a thread recently where they "proved" that Bush got 8100% more votes in Florida with diebold machines. They did so by adding the percentage increase over 2000... i.e., if County A had 10% more Bush votes, County B 15% more, and County C 20% more, that was a 45% increase in their book.
They hide deep down in their Underground…and spend their whole day Bush hating
To them it's really an ugly day…Iraqis are celebrating
Today's the day they hoped wouldn't come
Defeated by a guy who's so dumb
Today's the day the Underground's suicidal
Most were hoping our troops would die…for Bush it would go quite badly
But as the statue came tumbling down…they sat at their keyboards sadly
Today's the day they hoped wouldn't come
Defeated by a guy who's so dumb
Today's the day the Underground's suicidal
It is really so wonderful…as a group they were spreading bull
They had lived in a dream, a dream, that someone was soon to impeach
They are worthless as they can be…they are scum for the world to see
We'll be feeding them crow, tasty crow…though they'd rather be having quiche
In denial they're really stuck…they do not know how much they suck
They are always so wrong, so wrong…a lesson George Bush would soon teach
They are worthless as they can be…they are scum for the world to see
We'll be feeding them crow, tasty crow…though they'd rather be having quiche
They're hoping Baghbad Bob has bad news…because they believed his prattle
They don't know it is two thousand three…they still fight the Florida battle
Today's the day they hoped wouldn't come
Defeated by a guy who's so dumb
Today's the day the Underground's suicidal
On their moustache is a curse
They're in a state of shock…I'll be very pleased to call a hearse
Their whole world view is screwed
It's been turned upside down, oh, can it be renewed?
What will they be doing next…it seems their hopes are dashed and they have lost everything
I guess Will Pitt will get on the cell phone and call up Scottie boy
And say "Let's meet at the Burger King"
On their moustache is a curse
They're in a state of shock…I'll be very pleased to call a hearse
Their whole world view is screwed
It's been turned upside down, oh, can it be renewed?
What will they be doing next…it seems their hopes are dashed and they have lost everything
I guess Will Pitt will get on the cell phone and call up Scottie boy
And say "Let's meet at the Burger King"
"please add me to your ping list"
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This has got to be a joke. Did somebody let parsy out of his cage?
What is a womyn? Sounds like some sort of mythological beast.
"VI. Another point regarding our diversity. DU members are young and old, married, single, African-American, Catholic, Muslim, Hindu, Buddhist, Italian, Irish, Thai, Indonesian, Greek, Canadian, tall, short, handicapped and able-bodied, asthmatic, blond, brown eyed, long haired, short haired, athletic, over-weight, men, womyn, girls, boys, gay and transgendered and sometimes even bisexual. "
Short version: anyone...
"please add me to your ping list"
PJ been had...hmmmm
"Formed in Minneapolis, Minnesota, USA, in 1979, Hüsker Dü were a punk trio consisting of guitarist/vocalist Bob Mould, bassist Greg Norton and drummer Grant Hart, whose melding of pop and punk influences inspired thousands of UK, US and European bands. Indeed, it is hard to think of a single other band who have had such a profound impact on modern alternative music than this trio." nope. Who is Skinner_DU? Maybe he invented theGAME "Husker_Du"?.................Nope. "Husker Du, the classic memory game is available at AreYouGame.com!" Turns out that "Husker_Du" is a norweigan board game the name translated means "do you remember?" Hmmmmmmmmmmmmmm......... maybe he`s related to "SCOOBY_DU?"
Skinner should think twice before threatening legal action.
*chuckle*
Especially since his boys post FR stuff ALL THE TIME as well as linking to us.
*snicker*
Should he try legal action, that fact would embarrass him in court.
His intellect is greatly lacking, and his property is nothing more than a lordship of\ver a fiefdom of landfill..
"All you comix belong to us"
Happy to be aboard, thank's to PJ and the great Lovergirl!
LOL. What the heck took you so long?
LOLOL
PJ, you might want to put a little ice on that, after you have the mod change the headline to "PJ Comix dun got had."
skinner_DU, you do the BEST imitation of Skinner I have ever seen!
That old Communist Party gag about most of its members being undercover G-men keeps coming to mind.
It could all be a vast Right-Wing conspiracy by the FReepers, of the FReepers for the FReepers . . .
AHHHHH!!!!! /mockterror
On the other hand, maybe their just yankin' our chain?
ROFLMAOAPIMPAUCFH. The AUCFH at the end stands for "and up-chucking from hilarity.
*GAAAH!*
"Please add me to your ping list"
I know teh real skinner would never say that!.
Also should have known.
He's stillbusy babbling about conspiracies to defeat the invincible... well.. he hasn't thought of a Dem who's invincible yet.
*snicker*
All their posts are belong to us now.
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