Democrat logic 101

Polar Eyed Nation ^ | 09/10/2004 | PShene

[pshene]

A Primer in Democrat logic:

(1) The North Vietnamese were actually good guys when Kerry demanded in 1971 that the USA pull out of the Vietnam war and then they were conquered bad guys when Kerry needed a "I'm running for President" war hero record.

(2) Our trade embargo against Cuba was wrong when Carter became the first ex-President to publicly contradict a standing Administration's foreign policy, but was OK when Carter himself enforced the policy while he was in office…and Clinton…and Kennedy, the Democrat who started the policy to begin with.

(3) We should never make a move to protect the United States without the tacit approval of those incredibly sophisticated French and Bush is at fault for not single handedly stopping 9/11 based on a 6 year long warning on one of his morning Presidential Daily Briefings.

(4) Men lose absolutely all vested interest in a fetus after they've donated their sperm, unless it's accidentally allowed to make it to term, then the man becomes a "dead beat dad" if he doesn't take responsibility and pay child support. You have the right to life, but only if you're a convicted rapist and murderer, not an unborn baby (diapers…yuk!).

(5) Anti-religious bigotry is the last acceptable "ism" in America and you're a Fundamentalist wacko if you disagree, unless you're Muslim, then you're terribly misunderstood and have every right to be enraged at America.

(6) We completely "Support the Troops", we just don't support what they have actually volunteered to do, what they're now doing, where they physically are located, or any poll points they happen to take away from our wonderful candidate, lovingly known as, "not Bush".

(...the rest)

[Vicki]

All makes sense if you're a democrat.

[pshene]

This is the result of someone first sending out an admittedly semi-funny, albeit full of half truths "what it takes to be a Republican" email (you may have already seen it being forwarded around). So I immediately set to making a version describing the Democrats. 900 words in only an hour or so...so I could send it to the original email's "forwarder" before she left work for the weekend ...regardless, my tired brain isn't too happy with me right now, but it was still worth it... ;)