All makes sense if you're a democrat.
This is the result of someone first sending out an admittedly semi-funny, albeit full of half truths "what it takes to be a Republican" email (you may have already seen it being forwarded around). So I immediately set to making a version describing the Democrats. 900 words in only an hour or so...so I could send it to the original email's "forwarder" before she left work for the weekend ...regardless, my tired brain isn't too happy with me right now, but it was still worth it... ;)