Posted on 02/16/2018 10:17:55 AM PST by nickcarraway
A body piercer who sliced off her own finger because it ‘looks cute’ has turned the severed limb into a pendent.
Torz Reynolds decided to cut off her little finger with bolt cutters on Valentine’s Day last year after wanting to do it for a decade.
After keeping the stump in the freezer next to a bag of peas for 365 days, Torz decided to mark the occasion by immortalising the frozen finger as a pendant necklace.
The 30-year-old body modifier bought a glass vial, filled it with alcohol solution and dunked the detached digit inside attached to a chain so it wouldn’t waste away in the freezer.
Boyfriend Xav also presented Torz with a collection of tiny hats to dress her stump, which she has affectionately named Wiggles.
Torz, from Colchester, Essex, said: ‘I forgot it [the finger] was there. It was in the freezer next to my frozen peas.
‘You don’t want to waste it so why not turn it into a necklace?
‘I made the necklace on Wiggles’ birthday (February 14). I’ll pick and choose where I wear it – I wouldn’t wear it at work – but it will definitely be a new favourite in my free time.
‘I thought a necklace would be the easiest thing to make and I wanted to do something to mark Wiggles’ first birthday.’
Torz now plays dress-up with Wiggles, decorating the stump with one of 15 kids’ toy hats including a stetson, a viking helmet, a hard hat and a red baseball cap.
She said: ‘The hats were a present from my boyfriend for Wiggles’ birthday. I thought it was brilliant, they look like they’re the Village People.
‘A lot of people have said they’re awesome – everyone knows I don’t take anything seriously.’
Torz was inspired to chop her pinky finger off after one of her friends took the plunge. She added that she would often practise bending her finger back to see if she could live without it.
She said: ‘I thought it was really cute. I couldn’t stop thinking about it and decided to do it. ‘Xav and I had a nice dinner and then I chopped it off, I numbed it first so it wasn’t too bad. I wasn’t sure if I could live without it but I can.
‘It hasn’t changed anything – I love it, it’s so cute.
Well, at least she doesn’t look nuts.
What has been seen cannot be unseen.
Heheheh...
Ping.
Just as crazy as any transgender. No more, no less.
‘I forgot it [the finger] was there. It was in the freezer next to my frozen peas
Had a dinner party, same thing, so embarrassing.
That is industrial grade bat sh*t crazy, right there.
I’m starting to think that they need to live under Sharia for a period of time.
Well, isn’t she a cutie? Run, don’t walk to the nearest railroad, don’t stop to collect $200 but leave as quickly and as faraway as possible.
Obviously mentally ill.
Stupid, stupid people.
She was probably a looker before she beat her body up.
...just shakin my head slowly...
Bill worked in a pickle factory. He had been employed there for a number of years when he came home one day to confess to his wife that he had a terrible compulsion. He had an urge to stick his penis into the pickle slicer. His wife suggested that he should see a sex therapist to talk about it, but Bill indicated that he’d be too embarrassed. He vowed to overcome the compulsion on his own. One day a few weeks later, Bill came home absolutely ashen. His wife could see at once that something was seriously wrong. “What’s wrong, Bill?” she asked. “Do you remember that I told you how I had this tremendous urge to put my penis into the pickle slicer?” “Oh, Bill, you didn’t.” “Yes, I did.” “My God, Bill, what happened?” “I got fired.” “No, Bill. I mean, what happened with the pickle slicer?” “Oh...she got fired too.”
source: http://www.jokes4us.com/winnersjokes/pickleslicerjoke.html
Jeeez Woman! Couldn’t you at least clean the dirt from under your nail? Thank God it wasn’t a toe.
She’s just what every father wants his daughter to be when she grows up. /s/
If we ever deteriorate to the point that some power, say Russia or China, overtakes us, I have a feeling the massive population purge (similar to what Stalin, Mao & Hitler did) will have useful idiots like this one gassed and in the ovens long before the folks here at FR.
YUCK!!
She has worked so hard at making herself look repulsive.
She was born with very nice, feminine features. “Too nice!”, she decided.
Her ‘work’ is not yet done.
A pair of embedded Devil Horns would look really neat, says she.
I’m just waiting for her to tell us about any Genital Jewelry 7 piercings she has done to herself, or suggested for her boyfriend.
Very good joke. The ending was a complete surprise!
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