Dwarf who dressed as Oompa Loompa admits pestering schoolgirls for sex

http://www.telegraph.co.uk ^ | 09/25/2014 | By Bill Gardner

[redreno]

A dwarf who hired himself out for stag parties and hen nights has escaped jail after admitting pestering schoolgirls for sex.

Marc Corrier, who accompanied revellers on wild party nights dressed as an Oompa Loompa, harassed the four young girls over the internet.

The 4ft 2in performer from Motherwell, who can make £750 per night by being handcuffed to the groom, first messaged a pair of twins on Facebook when they were 15 and asked one to feel “his third leg'”.

He also sent explicit messages to a 13-year-old girl whom he met at an under 16s disco, initially offering the girl a job as a face-painter for £50 per day, before asking about her sex life.

[dfwgator]

Dressed as an oompa loompa...he should not be hard to find.

[TexasCajun]

Ooompa Loompa Doompadee Doo

If you’re only 13, I’ve got something for you.

[I want the USA back]

One day he’ll be someone big in the democrat party.

[Slings and Arrows]

He was trying to make some dwarf bread.

[TurboZamboni]

I thought this was a Robert Reichhhhhhhh story.

[humblegunner]

Mama’s little baby likes SHORTning bread...

[Slings and Arrows]

He was a short-order cook.

[day10]

This thread is a little short on humor so far.

[PGR88]

Surely there must be women enough out there with a “little people” fetish?

[FamiliarFace]

I think it means that he escaped a jail sentence, not that he escaped from jail. If he violates his probation, he will go to jail. It was poorly written.

[TheOldLady]

But he came up short with the 13-year-olds.

[muir_redwoods]

Now there’s a headline I never expected to read

[Rad_J]

He was told to pick on girls his own size...

[humblegunner]

This type of low humor is beneath us.
It diminishes the stature of Free Republic.
The nature of this crime should dwarf all other factors.

[Uversabound]

God no little people fetish but I am wondering about the dwarf handcuffed to the groom.

The grooms last chance? Sarcasm...

[JRios1968]

And where is your midget??

[humblegunner]

And where is your midget??

Gone, almost five years now.

Cutbacks. He was a luxury I could no longer afford.

Last I heard he was a feature act in a Mexican circus.

I wish his little ass the best, always.

[Veggie Todd]

I think the girls are telling tall tales.

[Slings and Arrows]

I’ll raise a half-pint to your noble sentiments.

[RichInOC]

I could imagine Laz doing this to pick up grown-up girls.