Posted on 03/11/2012 8:58:43 PM PDT by grey_whiskers
Folks, come and look at this. It's a site which says -- I am not kidding! --
IF OUR REPRODUCTIVE CHOICES ARE DENIED
SO ARE YOURS
APRIL 28 MAY 5, 2012
Now this is hilarious: it evinces the kind of stupidity and fatuous narcissism which it normally takes an Ivy League degree to acquire.
How is this FAIL? Let me count the ways:
1) I guess nobody bothered to explain to you about the Birds and the Bees and the DDT, ladies, but by engaging in abstinence, you are achieving precisely the same ends as contraception. For that matter, this would make an excellent time to compare the efficacy of contraception to abstinence, with a nod to our Catholic friends.
2) Remember when Nina Burleigh said that she'd be happy to give Bill Clinton oral sex as thanks for keeping abortion legal? That option is still open, some guys may ask for it by name.
3) Clymenestra called. She says you're doing it wrong. Remember, don't wriggle.
(Excerpt) Read more at sexstrike.org ...
Some of them claimed it was a religious experience.
Don’t really care, sluts, I’m over the hill.
...is that good or bad?
Keep it, ladies. Undoubtedly each and every one of them who would actually participate in this are insufferably high-maintenance and way overrated in their own minds anyway.
These are liberal women most of whom I would not allow within 10 feet of my penis. I am going to get copies of this and give it to every liberal woman I know. I will recommend that they make it for at least a month, hopefully many months.
I will make it a point to get extra sex during these days. I will make sure I have sex at least 3 times a day on each of these days. Then I will tell the liberal metrosexuals what losers they are and how weak they are and ask if they enjoy never having any sex. Hopefully the little punk liberals will end up getting divorced.
To be a weak liberal punk and to be forced to beg some ugly liberal Democrat woman to have sex is truly a miserable life.
Love the picture of Obama making that delivery. It’s my big laugh for the night.
Fine by me, I’ve been on a “sex strike” against feminists for years, so this affects me not at all. However, if there are any non-feminists who want to make sure they are not inadvertently participating in this strike and showing solidarity to these women unintentionally, I’ll be on hand to help that week!
idiots.
That was the first thought that crossed my mind, but I dismissed it as unrealistic.
No, more like Lysystrata in Reverse. The ladies in that play were denying sex to the men they wanted to sway to their position, while these ladies are denying sex to men who already agree with their position.
In days of old, when I was bold, and opportunities presented...
I quickly discovered that the greater the outward beauty, the less ‘attention to duty’. Once they achieve a certain level of ego, performance drops off exponentially. Aim for the ‘7/10’ mark and save yourself the trouble. I was not the first, nor will I be the last to learn this. And I hear from the wimminz that the same applies to men as well.
Contestant #1 would clean up nice.
Contestant #2...why is Joe Perry cross dressing?
Contestant #3 - Harley won’t start...call her
Waste of oxygen #4 nuff said.
Contestant #5 taught my 3rd grade homeroom.
It’s really classic! :-)
You never finished the logical thought.
What normal competent man will ever get near these women with or without their flawed plan. Normal men call those females "psycho-women," and wouldn't get near them them under any circumstances.
Dumbest thing I ever heard.
Honey, it's fine with me if you choose to reproduce. Binary fission doesn't require a male anyway.
Not even an original feminazi idea. There has been a bumper sticker for at least 20 years which reads, DON'T HAVE SEX WITH PRO-LIFE MEN. That's probably what they are really trying to say. As you noted, this assumes that pro-life men want to have relations with those who value sex above a child's life.
A variation on this is that leftist men would refuse to have sex with conservative women. In one sitcom starring 60 year old uber-lib Larry David, one of the original writers of Seinfeld, he made an agreement with his Prius-driving wife that he could have one and only one extramarital affair during the marriage. He was going to do it but backed out when he saw that the woman had a picture of Dick Cheney (or somebody else the Left hates) in her room.
That’s so true. If the woman decides to abort the baby that’s HER choice. As far as I know the father cannot legally prevent his child’s murder. But if she decides to keep it he has to pay for 18 years. He gets no say. In a lib world full of hollering about women’s rights, reproductive rights, abortion on demand...what about the men???
What would they call a woman that was claiming to participate in the strike and crossed the pickett line? A scab?
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