Posted on 03/11/2012 8:58:43 PM PDT by grey_whiskers
Folks, come and look at this. It's a site which says -- I am not kidding! --
IF OUR REPRODUCTIVE CHOICES ARE DENIED
SO ARE YOURS
APRIL 28 MAY 5, 2012
Now this is hilarious: it evinces the kind of stupidity and fatuous narcissism which it normally takes an Ivy League degree to acquire.
How is this FAIL? Let me count the ways:
1) I guess nobody bothered to explain to you about the Birds and the Bees and the DDT, ladies, but by engaging in abstinence, you are achieving precisely the same ends as contraception. For that matter, this would make an excellent time to compare the efficacy of contraception to abstinence, with a nod to our Catholic friends.
2) Remember when Nina Burleigh said that she'd be happy to give Bill Clinton oral sex as thanks for keeping abortion legal? That option is still open, some guys may ask for it by name.
3) Clymenestra called. She says you're doing it wrong. Remember, don't wriggle.
(Excerpt) Read more at sexstrike.org ...
Which one came first, the birdcage or the bird? *PING*
I knew celibacy would come in handy, someday. ;)
I shall also continue to ignore all whining, bitching, and screeching.
/johnny
What I find amusing is that almost all of these women and their ‘’reproductive rights’’ nonsense don’t have kids.
LOLOL! Thank you so much for your delightful essay-post, dear grey_whiskers!
Many women are political morons and vote for morons!
Fail #5: Only P-whipped liberal metrosexual guys affected. The rest of us will be sure to be compassionate towards them and offer them a Midol for their pain.
BTW, if a woman temporarily stops putting out, is she still a slut?
...and just THINK of all the money saved on contraceptions: At $3000 / 3 years (Fluck math), that's $1000 / yr or about $20 / week.
Maybe all the participants can chip in and make a donation to save Carbonite.
Cheers!
*crickets*
Have they ever thought that the only ones that they are cutting off are probably males that agree with them. So they are cutting off their own supporters.
***IF OUR REPRODUCTIVE CHOICES ARE DENIED
SO ARE YOURS***
LYSYSTRATA REDUX by Aristophanes?
What a minute...I thought the left believed that abstinence was not possible!!! Were they actually lying???
Fluke will never last.........
“Have they ever thought that the only ones that they are cutting off are probably males that agree with them. So they are cutting off their own supporters.”
I think these are the same women who proudly did the “slut walk” thing...kind of says it all if you think about it...
It falls to conservative women to counter this brazen Marxist attack on our essential liberties. Ladies,! you must pleasure your men like you never have before. You and your hubbies/bfs/guys you’ve had your eye on should take vacation time if you have to and lock yourselves away from April 28th to May 5th and make sure this liberal madness is soundly defeated.
So no sex anymore, but the attention whoring goes on nonstop.
liberals refusing to have sex?
Now that’s a cause I can support!
and many women are astute political geniuses and vote against socialism! ;)
The "remember, don't wriggle" *was* a reference to Lysistrata though, for those whose iron feminine will fails in the test.
Cheers!
So they miss a lot of history.
Which is fine with me. History doesn't repeat, but it does rhyme.
/johnny
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