1 posted on
05/21/2010 9:18:18 AM PDT by
Stoat
To: Slings and Arrows; martin_fierro; Chode
2 posted on
05/21/2010 9:19:11 AM PDT by
Stoat
(If you want a vision of the future, imagine a Birkenstock stamping on a human face... forever)
To: Stoat
What kind of tree did Bill Clinton fall out of?
To: Stoat
Does any plum tree work?
How about just falling half way?
4 posted on
05/21/2010 9:22:39 AM PDT by
HuntsvilleTxVeteran
((B.?) Hussein (Obama?Soetoro?Dunham?) Change America Will Die From.)
To: Stoat
I think the fall and coma just made the old man realize he could die at any moment and maybe its time to sew a few wild oats while he still can. Its his money, he earned it and if he wants to waste it on whores that is up to him.
6 posted on
05/21/2010 9:25:42 AM PDT by
HerrBlucher
(END THE WAR ON LIBERTY!)
To: Stoat
My father broke seven ribs and his lungs were pierced in the fall. He had to wait for three weeks for surgery. Coming to an ObamugabeCare certified hospital near you!
8 posted on
05/21/2010 9:27:03 AM PDT by
Cletus.D.Yokel
(FreepMail me if you want on the Bourbon ping list!)
To: Stoat
... and thus explains the recent spate of wives being hurled from trees by their husbands.
SnakeDoc
9 posted on
05/21/2010 9:27:34 AM PDT by
SnakeDoctor
("The world will know that free men stood against a tyrant [...] that even a god-king can bleed.")
To: Stoat
If he’s spending $4300 at a time at brothels...well, we should all be that frail at 81.
11 posted on
05/21/2010 9:32:27 AM PDT by
RichInOC
(No! BAD Rich! (What'd I say?))
To: Stoat
"My father broke seven ribs and his lungs were pierced in the fall. He had to wait for three weeks for surgery.
There's the real story - coming soon to our health-care system.
To: Stoat
In other news...retail sales of plum trees skyrocket around the world.
To: Stoat
Looks like that room they took that photo in was a bit chilly...:)
18 posted on
05/21/2010 9:46:58 AM PDT by
rlmorel
(We are traveling "The Road to Serfdom".)
To: All
19 posted on
05/21/2010 9:48:18 AM PDT by
Stoat
(If you want a vision of the future, imagine a Birkenstock stamping on a human face... forever)
To: Stoat; All
Guys, guys, listen to me, as tempting as it is to tell your wife to climb that plum tree to 'help' you saw a few branches (out from under her, that would be the plan), DON'T do it, she could kill herself in the fall, and even if she survives, she might end up killing YOU.
Via overexertion.
Hey! They invented a substance that totally turns OFF a woman's sex drive, its' called Wedding Cake!!
(*rim shot*)
I'll be here all weekend folks, try the veal! LOL
20 posted on
05/21/2010 9:49:04 AM PDT by
mkjessup
(0bama squats to pee.)
To: Stoat
You women here may say......that damn plum tree....sex addict....pervert......malfunction, etc. I look at that picture and I understand. It doesn’t need any explanation....it’s just the way we’re built....
25 posted on
05/21/2010 10:10:31 AM PDT by
Gaffer
("Profiling: The only profile I need is a chalk outline around their dead ass!")
To: Stoat
My father broke seven ribs and his lungs were pierced in the fall. He had to wait for three weeks for surgery.
I had to get serious in a mirthful thread but that is what the democrats want for us.
35 posted on
05/21/2010 4:26:56 PM PDT by
BJClinton
("Worse" technically is "change".)
To: Stoat
I fell out of an apple tree when i was a kid, do you think that is why i, uh oh well.
41 posted on
05/22/2010 9:04:35 AM PDT by
ravenwolf
(Just a bit of the long list of proofs)
To: 60Gunner
42 posted on
05/24/2010 6:18:34 AM PDT by
60Gunner
(But there's this one particular harbor...)
To: Stoat
Sounds like he realized he only has so much time to enjoy life. As far as the prostitute. It’s not right, but he had a better chance of finding what type he was looking for. Not as likely to if he is trying to go out and find a younger lady.
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